... ALAS! MY "WORK-Week" USUALLY-begins on MON-day.
(... But, "WORKING" would KINDA-"DEFEAT the PURPOSE" of TODAY's HOLIDAY.)
... (WARNING) Well, I BEGAN MY "'WORK'-Day HOLIDAY NICELY! I "christened" my "lavatorial-DISPENSORY" with a SPLENDID "FECAL-submarine" ... at ~11:00 am.
... As I've CORRECTLY-hypothesized:
"If I can SMELL my 'Fecal-MASTERPIECE'--even FAINTLY, then 'tis at-LEAST SEMI-SOLID."
... Well, I COULD ... & 'tWAS!
... TRUTHFULLY, I "went into-'LABOR' ... & 'gave-birth' to a BEAUTIFUL-chap ... named 'Brownie von Turdmiester II'".
(... He has his ''MOTHER''s eyes''.)
-- I thoroughly-ENJOYED my day-OFF.
(... ALOTTA emailing, ALOTTA movies/television, ALOTTA sports)
(... My only-REGRET is ... that I didN'T exercise ... as-MUCH as I COULD-/SHOULD-have!)
-- As I RE-watchd ''Wayne's World'' ... for the UMPTEENTH time--but NOT-in a WHILE, I kinda-REFLECTED on my SADNESS over/about my CURRENT NON-walking status:
"Am I supposed to be a MAN?! Am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? ... Well, I MIND! I mind BIG-TIME! ... And, you know what the worst part is? ... I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!"
(--Wayne, ''Wayne's World'')
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