...
(After my FIRST waking from my second coma after my catastrophic car accident:)
ME: "What if my leg-control never returns? I'm scared."
Doc: "SSSHHH. Are you smart?"
ME: "Of course."
Doc: "Then, don't be scared."
(... This conversation is based on an exchange in the film, 'Jack Reacher'.)
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
PLEEEEEASSSE purchase any & ALL of my assorted books.
... Just type "kaynatma" (my last name) onto amazon, & my workS will appear.
(Three have been published--thus far--outta 13 DONE.)
'Tis updated frequently.
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=kaynatma&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
(Three have been published--thus far--outta 13 DONE.)
'Tis updated frequently.
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=kaynatma&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
Thursday, March 14, 2019
(THURSDAY) . (Audible SIGH) TRUANCY!
...
In honor of today's illustrious date
(3/14 = Pi day), I apologize that I missed the exact time to depict more humor. Since pi = ~3.1415926..., 'twould have been hilarious to post on March 14th at 1:59 & 26 hundredths in the morning.
BUMMER!
In honor of today's illustrious date
(3/14 = Pi day), I apologize that I missed the exact time to depict more humor. Since pi = ~3.1415926..., 'twould have been hilarious to post on March 14th at 1:59 & 26 hundredths in the morning.
BUMMER!
Thursday, February 28, 2019
(THURSDAY) Move over, Cal!
...
Cal Ripken owns the Major League Baseball record of consecutive games played with 2,632.
(muffled snicker)
Well, today I went to the dentist, & it marked my 12,380th consecutive day withOUT a cavity.
In other words, in all of my ~33.8959 years ALIVE, I've never had a cavity.
(... Knock on wood.)
P.S. My dentist told me today, that he'd never seen a tooth with "multiple root canals".
... Yet, I have one.
(--> That's just further evidence, that I am an anomaly/weirdo.)
Cal Ripken owns the Major League Baseball record of consecutive games played with 2,632.
(muffled snicker)
Well, today I went to the dentist, & it marked my 12,380th consecutive day withOUT a cavity.
In other words, in all of my ~33.8959 years ALIVE, I've never had a cavity.
(... Knock on wood.)
P.S. My dentist told me today, that he'd never seen a tooth with "multiple root canals".
... Yet, I have one.
(--> That's just further evidence, that I am an anomaly/weirdo.)
Monday, January 28, 2019
(MONDAY) . I'm an anomaly.
...
In general, the left hemisphere of the brain controls speech, comprehension, arithmetic, and writing. So, how the hell do I write more, have better grammar & mentally quantify better?!
... Game, set & match Kaynatma
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