Tuesday, December 31, 2013

"That's all Life really is:"

… "A series of 'MOMENTS'."



((…
(SARCASTICALLY)  "JEEZ!  If there wasn't a movie made about it, it's NOT worth knowing."
(BOTH quotes --'Dogma'))


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"Where did you get a HAND-GRENADE?"

…
(--Ron Burgundy, 'Anchorman')


D'you hear that

(Mr. Burgundy just exclaimed:
"Tuesdays are 'ARMS & BACK'."

EVERY Tuesday I have a workout with my "UPPER body"-trainer.

Am I "workin' HARD or HARDLY workin''"?
APPARENTLY, my INCREASED range-of-motion, flexibility and muscle-control  indicate that I'm IMPROVING!


...

… CORRECTION/REVISION:

… I MAY have typed the WRONG date of my "Traumatic"-accident.
I was misinformed.

It was July 6, 2008.


(07/06/08)

(… NUMBERS)


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Monday, December 30, 2013

"Remember:"

… "'HOPE' is a GOOD thing--maybe the BEST of things."
(--'The Shawshank Redemption')

Although SOMETIMES I may STRUGGLE, it's IMPORTANT to think "BIG-PICTURE":

I've accomplished SO MUCH with my POSITIVE, OPTIMISTIC frame-of-mind.
So, KEEP GOIN'!


(My new theme-song:

"DON'T stop …
BELIEEEVIN'!
Hold on to that FEE-HEE-LIN'!
…")


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(SIGH) I do NEITHER.

… I noticed--during my DAILY morning-WALK from my bed to my bathroom-sink (~75 feet = ~25 yards) that I do NOT follow the instructional-saying:


"Walk SOFTLY, and CARRY a big stick."


1) I step HEAVILY--subconsciously, because I'm just eager to be STABLE.
(I feel "STABILITY"/BALANCE, when I'm SEATED in my chair OR when I'm standing with my have my feet spread shoulder-length apart.
(I'm "ANCHORED".)

2) IF I CARRIED a LARGE (probably wooden) "batting-device", I would--LIKELY--NOT have the balance to PROPERLY, SUCCESSFULLY "WALK".


(… HOWEVER, I AM IMPROVING.)


(DETAILS LATER)
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NOT "politically correct" … but FUNNY:

… My emotions would/could BEST be summed up by

Kim Fong-Il in the HILARIOUS film, 'Team America: World Police':


"I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone 

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne 
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry 

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me 

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage 
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage 

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me 
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery."


(… Ergo, I ALWAYS appreciate guests …. to "shoot the (proverbial) SHIT".


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It's "Just another MANIC MONday."

… "Wish it were SUNday.
'Cuz that's my FUN-day."



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Sunday, December 29, 2013

… GREAT ADVICE!

…
One of my recent visitors--"The Creator" (of my blog)--AGAIN reminded me of my POOR neck-posture (subconsciously tilting my head to the right).
So, I DECIDED to email MYSELF a reminder.
Email-topic/subject:

"SUBCONSCIOUS habits"

It's been VERY HELPFUL!



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Saturday, December 28, 2013

Why EVERYTHING takes ME a TAD LONGER:

…
"I'm suckling from 'the feet' of modern physics."
(--'The Big Bang Theory')


… That comment is not only HILARIOUS, but it's also SOMEWHAT TRUE (METAPHORICALLY).

Before EACH and EVERY one of my activities/"significant movements", I HAVE TO visualize/"plan out" exactly WHAT I'll do and HOW I'll do it.




...

... MORE "angles":

... They're EVERYWHERE!

So, earlier today I DISPLAYED my 30 (+2) squats to my two buddies.
I noticed that for MOST of my squats, I bend my legs at (APPROXIMATELY) a 150 degree angle.
(THIS is by using my "standing STRAIGHT-BACKED at my hand-rail in my shower as my 0 degree plane.)


HOWEVER, I probably only focused on "putting MOST of my weight" on my LEFT--WEAKER--leg on ~20 of my squats.


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