(WARNING: I like NUMBERS.)

...
I have "gone #2" 11 times in the last 16 days,
That's

(11/16 = 0.6875)

~69% of the recent days I've produced an Excretory EXTRAVAGANZA.
(... "Alliteration aside."--'Dodgeball')

Maybe, there's something in the water.
(... Oh, wait! I DON'T IMBIBE any water! Water only ENTERS my body via my G-tube--meds.)

Or, my body just "processes" "foreign substances" QUICKLY.
(Judging by the last ~56.5 months, I'm HIGHLY DOUBTING this theory.)

OR, I'm JUST an anomaly.




(... Yeah, I'm "leaning toward" choice C.)