AAAH, the TIMING! (How APPROPRIATE!)

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After a GREAT workout at my FANTASTIC gym ("NeuroFit 360"), JUST as I entered the car to return home, I heard Bryan Adams singing:

"EVERYTHING I DO, I do it FOOORRR YOOUUUUUU!"


Thus--Therefor--Ergo, I IMMEDIATELY tapped each of my thighs--as a "THANK YOU".

(… YES, I--MENTALLY--"speak" to random body parts.
That's NOT weird.)
("My Spider-sense detects" some SARCASM.)

(… Is THAT egotistical of me?)
(… No.  On the contrary, it would've REALLY been "SAD"/HAUGHTY, if I kissed my biceps after a display of GREAT ARM-strength.)
(… SSSHHHHH!  I do THAT.)


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