TRUE STORY:

…
"I have a HIGHER-than-normal 'bone-density'-level.
If my bath-water is too high, I can drown."
(--DR. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory')



(… PSYCHE!
Oooh, that was a "SICK" "BURN"!
I'm actually VERY--PHYSICALLY--HEALTHY!)

(… EXCEPT FOR my "Traumatic Brain-Injury" AND
my PARTIAL-use of my OWN LEGS)


(… But, GREAT show!)