"There are two sides to every coin."

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I have IMPECCABLE, "SUPERSONIC hearing"(--my mom).
So, I JUST heard my "caregiver"/EMPLOYEE SLEEPING … and SNORING … "on the job".

PRO:
Instead of WALKING OVER and SEEING what my workers are doing, I can HEAR if they're "slackin' off".

CON:
Since my accident, my ability to IGNORE has DRASTICALLY diminished.  Ergo, I'm easily DISTRACTED.
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