(WARNING) "Riddle me this. Riddle me THAT."

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I feel relieved.  But, did you hear a SPLAT?!


I've--MESSILY, NOISILY, EXCESSIVELY--"evacuated my bowels"--INTO my TOILET (WHEW!)--on TWO SEPARATE occasions in the last ~"five twelfths of a day"/~5/12/~"ten hours".

Ergo, I'd LIKE TO say that my INTERNAL body-regulating system of "waste-management" is "operating" "ALL HUNKY-DOORY".
But, ALAS, I HAVE TO consider that I--OCCASIONALLY--take "bowel-stimulating meds" to "trigger" my EXCRETORY SYSTEM.


In conclusion, I'm HAPPY to state that my "drugs" ARE VERY MUCH WORKING!


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