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-- I am (WAS) faster than 80% of ALL snakes.
(… That was THEN. NOW my INCREDIBLE-speed is MENTAL.)
-- When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
(… I tend to be rather MOODY.)
-- The EYES are the GROIN of the HEAD.
(… That's IMPORTANT for my "martial arts"-TEACHINGS.)
-- My feelings regenerate at TWICE the SPEED as those of a "NORMAL" man.
(… I'm ALWAYS "changing".)
-- … I am QUITE fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
(… Actually, these are ALL quotes from Dwight "FART" Schrute of 'The Office'.)
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