(WARNING) So, I examine the "AFTEREFFECTS/RESULTS" of my digestive-process.

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(RELAX!  I am NOT a SICKO/WEIRDO!)
(… Well, I AM … KINDA "weird".)

(… However, I'm ALSO a MAN.)

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"It's actually part of the 'GUY-CODE' that guys look at their poop, when they're done."
(--NEW television show, 'Guy Code')

HEY!  I'm monitoring my "OUTPUT" for MY "Biomedical Engineering"-studies.
(… "It's SCIENCE!"--'Anchorman')


Yesterday--after THREE DAYS of NO "fecal-activity"--I "moved my bowels" TWICE … in "~0.25" ("APPROXIMATELY a QUARTER of") ("ABOUT one fourth of") the DAY.
(… "When it rains, it POURS.")



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