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Why DON'T my neighbors "suck in their PONCHES" (They're HIDEOUSLY-OBESE!), STOP being so NEGLECTFUL and let their LOUD dog INSIDE the house?!
(… What? WHAT?! Did you say you DON'T care?!
Well, maybe you SHOULD! For … NINE … CONSECUTIVE mornings, I've awoken to it's MISERABLE MOURNING!
(… Yep, I said "mourning". It doesN'T WANT to STAY OUT-side. So, STOP being so WORTHLESS, and CARE for your "CRYING" canine!)
TANGENT: Alliteration is Amazingly Awesome!
Isn't it?!
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