FRIENDS are like SNOWFLAKES:

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If you URINATE on 'em,
they DISAPPEAR.

(… PLUS, EACH ONE is UNIQUE.)


(TRUE) FRIENDSHIP is like URINATING in your pants:
EVERYONE can SEE it.  But, ONLY YOU get the "WARM-feeeling" it brings.



(… My mother taught me that the word, "PEE", is gross and unappealing/inappropriate.)


"You can pick your FRIENDS.
You can pick your NOSE.
But, you can't pick your FRIEND'S NOSE."
(… Or, CAN you?!)


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