"Baby Steps"

In O.T. yesterday, I put a shirt on--over the shirt I was wearing--so quickly that my O.T. ("Occupational Therapist" to the layperson) called me "Speedy Gonzalez".

"No news is good news, unless it's Gary Guhnews!"

Do you see anyone named Gary around?
Same sh--, different day, here. I just get frustrated with all of the "shenanigans" (""Okay, the next person to say "shenanigans" gets pistol-whipped!""--'Super Troopers) that other clients cause. I ALMOST wish that I couldn't comprehend it. Like, I ALMOST wish that I "were" (hypothetical) retarded. Write that down!

CLARIFICATION

Many of the therapy aides work here as students, so they have to do "projects" as part of their externships. My "Physical Therapist" is her "project" about me. I pre-warned her, "Does it matter that my injuries are mainly physical?" She responded in the negative.