"No news is good news, unless it's Gary Guhnews!"

Do you see anyone named Gary around?
Same sh--, different day, here. I just get frustrated with all of the "shenanigans" (""Okay, the next person to say "shenanigans" gets pistol-whipped!""--'Super Troopers) that other clients cause. I ALMOST wish that I couldn't comprehend it. Like, I ALMOST wish that I "were" (hypothetical) retarded. Write that down!