"THAT'S what SHE said!"

... --Michael Scott (played by actor Steve Corell) of 'The Office Seriously though, my "nurse" ((the lady who "feeds" (pours nutritional liquids down my "G-tube", which is attached to stomach because I have difficulty SAFELY swallowing) me 3 times per day)) JUST remarked that I "absorb the stuff VERY WELL and QUICKLY".  I'm going to "pick up the penalty-flag" for THAT being a possible OBESE joke, because I know my personal FITness.  Apparently, she said that MANY of her other patients have "A LOT of problems" with their respective G-tube(s?).  WHAT CAN I SAY?!  I'm ODD.

PROGRESS

To keep my readers "abreast" (CALM DOWN, PERVERTED READERS!  I'M A NON-OBESE MALE!): I've been using my "walker"--with a hand-grasper--to walk ~ (approximately) 30 feet--WITH TURNS--around my house. I've been ACTUALLY writing some notes and math answers ... ON PAPER! My Speech "Therapist"--"under my" girlfriend's WATCHFUL "eyes"--fed me. ...

I'M STILL "TALKING"!

Although I am home now, I still maintain some e-mail contact with some people at my last facility.  I like to "bother" select people with random trivia questions--usually sports-related.  (After a few questions, one employee told me that she CHEATS by checking Google.  So, I OUTLAWED IT.) (Their recent PATHETIC trivia-record indicates that they're ADHERING to my RULE, AND EVIDENTLY,  MAYBE I'm just THAT knowledgeable ... about RANDOM "CRAP".)