"THAT'S what SHE said!"

... --Michael Scott (played by actor Steve Corell) of 'The Office Seriously though, my "nurse" ((the lady who "feeds" (pours nutritional liquids down my "G-tube", which is attached to stomach because I have difficulty SAFELY swallowing) me 3 times per day)) JUST remarked that I "absorb the stuff VERY WELL and QUICKLY".  I'm going to "pick up the penalty-flag" for THAT being a possible OBESE joke, because I know my personal FITness.  Apparently, she said that MANY of her other patients have "A LOT of problems" with their respective G-tube(s?).  WHAT CAN I SAY?!  I'm ODD.