Friday, March 31, 2017

(FRIDAY) (AUDIBLE-sigh) 'Tis better LATE than NEVER.

... 
YESTERDAY,
I CORRECTLY-identified 3 out of 3 condiments in/on a TASTE-Test in SPEECH-Therapy.

(... YAY!)

... I said the Italian-dressing was 
TANGY.
... The ketchup was 
SALTY.
... The Grey Poupon was 
SOUR ... & OVERPOWERING.


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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

(TUESDAY) "PRACTICE makes ... " ... BETTER!


-- For my UPCOMING 32nd BIRTHDAY, I PLAN-on doing 33 PUSHUPS at my dojo ... to INSPIRE the KIDS.
((... I calculated (I doN'T OWN a calendar.) that April 8th falls-on a SATURDAY.)

... So, I've been PRACTICING pushups at home.  ... I've been STEADILY-increasing my OUTPUT to READY-/PREPARE-myself.

... Since it's been ... ~8.67 YEAR, since I even-TRIED doing A pushup, 
I STARTED-at eight.        (... DoN'T JUDGE!)
Next, I made it to 12.
Then, 16.
(... I PLANNED-on doing increments of FOUR.)
But, TODAY, ... today, I was feeling PARTICULARLY-WELL after my BEST/SMOOTHEST/most-painLESS BIKE-ride ... DOWN & AROUND my block, 
... that I--EASILY--busted-OUT 25 pushups!


-- Per MY-asking, my SPEECH-Therapist WILL-administer a BLINDFOLDED 
TASTE-Test for/TO me on FRIDAY.
... YAY!


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Sunday, March 26, 2017

(SUNDAY) NEXT (SUB-) Step:

... I'm--EXCITEDLY/TENTATIVELY--DONE writing my AUTObiography!  
NOW, I'm CO-editing ... with my Editor.

... SAID-process helps me RE-develop some UNDERSTANDING that OTHER-people have TIME-consuming jobs ... & LIVES.

(... Like my Editor)


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

(WEDNESDAY) Stay ACTIVE!

... 
-- IF you (I) WORK, you (I) WILL see REWARDS.  

... (WARNING) I did EXTRA crunches BOTH last night & this morning.  ... Sooo, I dropped my BIGGEST & MOST-SOLID DEUCE in ~NINE YEARS!

... I took my SECOND BIKE-ride this week (FIRST at HOME), this time during my MOM's workout.  'Twas a 19-minute, 47-second trip.  But, I'm CLEARLY gettin' FASTER.  ... For ~ten minutes afterwards, I EXCITEDLY-felt the BURN in my quads!

... I'm EXCITED-for my 32nd Birfday-PAHTEE that my buddy's HOSTIN' for me on April 8th!


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Friday, March 17, 2017

(FRIDAY) "T.G.I.F.", .. as the KIDS would say.

... PARDON my EXTREME-but WELCOME--BUSSY-NESS lately!

... I've been JUGGLIN' WRITING my FIRST-book, STARTING my SECOND, ORGANIZING my 7-employee organization, CONTINUING my SEARCH-for ROMANCE ... ALL-while MIRACULOUSLY-RECOVERING from a Traumatic Brain-Injury

... So, ... ANYWAY, my MAIN REHAB-issues have occurred with my SPEECH-Therapy.  I'm SPEAKING more-COGENTLY, my LIP- & TONGUE-movement is BETTER & I'm actually-TASTING food!

... UNFORTUNATLY/STRANGELY, I'm NOT CLEARLY-TASTING the CHICKEN.  ... But, I AM REALLY-SENSING the CONDIMENTS!  (... SALTINESS of ketchup, SOURNESS of Grey Poupon mustard, SWEETNESS of French's mustard, SMOOTHNESS of Thousand-Island salad dressing, LIP-SMACKNGESS of BARBECUE SAUCE & ZESTINESS of Italian dressing)

... PLUS, I was ABLE-to IDENTIFY those last-THREE condiments with-OUT knowing-AHEAD of time ... WHAT I was EATING.  

... Pluss-PLUS, I visited a new G.I. doctor, ... & ALL I gained-from the meeting was that the DOC said that "it's DEFINITELY-POSSIBLE to REMOVE [my] G-tube.  ... It just DEPENDS-upon [my] SWALLOWING".

... Sooo, I've GOTTA-keep PRACTICING  my EATING ... via MOUTH.  


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Friday, March 10, 2017

(FRIDAY) "I WANNA get to the point, where I'm EVERYWHERE ..."

... "like OXYGEN ... or GRAVITY ... or clinical-DEPRESSION."
(--Conner4Real, 'Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping')


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