I … SORTA … have the ability to smell.

…
"NO man can control MY destiny …
ESPECIALLY one who attacks DOWNWIND."
(--'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves')

…
Although, my PHENOMENAL martial arts-training has KINDA enabled me to "SENSE people's PRESENCE".



...

(WARNING) Exercise/"Nature" > Science/Medicine

…
Since I "relieved myself"--into my toilet this MORNING, BEFORE I went to my (GREAT) leg-workout at my gym ("NeuroFit 360").

After REALLY "putting my ALL" into my LEG-workout, I went home.
My LOWER-body HAD TO have been OVERLY "active"--AS the Biomedical Engineer CORRECTLY predicted--"THANK YOU, thank you," I said with a bow, so I DECLINED "bowel-stimulating medication" from my nurse, as she "fed me" my "dinner"--via G-tube.

SURE ENOUGH, approximately 15 minutes AFTER my "meal", I--AGAIN--"UNLEASHED a 'FECAL-FRENZY'"into my toilet.


…
Outsider #1: "The topic's two terms are NOT mutually-EXclusive!"
(--'The Big Bang Theory')
ME: "Shut … UP, Life!
'Wy don't you go practice FALLING DOWN?  I'll be there in a minute.'"
(--'Joe Dirt')


...

I need to "get on" some "HARDCORE"/POWERFUL medication!

…
THAT way I can slap STUPID people, and just
BLAME the "side effects".

(… Wait, I AM taking ALOTTA various, RANDOM "drugs".)

((… Also, MY (STRANGE/MIS-understood) "Traumatic Brain-Injury" does NOT account for ANY of my nerve-to-muscle "responses".))

(… HHHMMM …)


...

UH-OH, something BAD happened!

…
HOW do I/WE REACT?!


1) Let it DEFINE me/us.

2) Let it DESTROY me/us.

3) Let it STRENGTHEN me/us.


(… I can FEEL my biceps BULGING out of my shirt.)


...

GREAT/INSPIRING movie-tagline!

…

To ALL my "HATING", DOUBTING (SUPPOSEDLY) well-informed doctors:

"Move PAST the 'IMPOSSIBLE'!"

(--'X-Men: Days of Future Past')

(… Welcome to MY life.  ALL I do is DIS-prove odds!)

...

If I COULD, I (SSSOOOOOOO) WOULD!

…
But, I CAN'T, so I WON'T.


>>  
"DRINK the … PAIN … AWAY."

"GOOD call."

(--'Workaholics')
(… HILARIOUS show!)


...

When I get FRUSTRATED/UPSET,

… I recall the words of Lieutenant Harris in the film, 'Police Academy':

"NOBODY F---- (expletive deleted) with ME!"

THEN, Private Mahoney's response ALWAYS makes me chuckle:

"Well, maybe you'll find the RIGHT girl."

(… AAAHHH, actor Steve Guttenberg!  I COMMEND your TIMING and DELIVERY!)


...

"It's the PRINCIPLE!"

… --ME

"STAND" FIRM in/to your beliefs & ideas/opinions.

"The TALLEST oak in the forest was once just a LITTLE nut that held its ground."

Establish a STURDY/STRONG/STABLE foundation.


(… HEY!  I'm VERY "nut"TY!)



...

"A 'PROMISE'

… ain't worth
a tub o' CRICKETS.
if you don't 'see it through'."
(--'Tosh.O')


In other words,

-- Be PERSISTENT.
-- NEVER give up … HOPE!
-- "ACTIONS 'speak LOUDER' than WORDS."


...

"Do you ever DREAM … about … WHO you're gonna be?"

…

"Aren't--aren't I going to be ME?"

Mrs. Gump: "You have to do the BEST with what God gave you."

(A MAJOR problem of MINE:)

Forrest: "My mama always said you've got to the past BEHIND YOU before you can MOVE ON."

"(I'm praying.)

"Dear God, make me a BIRD.  So, I can fly far.  Far, far away from here."

(… Since I have DIFFICULTY walking, FLIGHT is NOT a bad form of transportation.)

MORAL

"Life is like a BOX o' CHOCOLATES.  Ya never know what you're gonna GET."