... (British-accent)
It's NOT MY cup o' tea.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Monday, May 29, 2017
(MONDAY) HEY! Wha dya' KNOW?!
...
-- As I sat in my van on my way to my GYM, I noted:
... Since my INJURED-fingers--on BOTH hands do-NOT FULLY-/PROPERLY extend ANYMORE, I decided-to devise a NEW-way to remember WHICH of the 12 months have 30 days ... & WHICH have 31.
... The FIRST, THIRD & FIFTH months have 31 days. ... Ergo,
1 x 3 x 5 = 15 ... divided-by 2, 'cuz there are TWO weird months = 7.5. Thus, BOTH the SEVENTH & EIGHTH MONTHS also have 31 days. Continuing with the every-OTHER month TREND, 10 & 12.
... Ergo,
1 + 3 + 5 + 7 + 8 + 10 + 12 = 365
... In OTHER-words,
January, March, May, July, August, October & December have 31 days.
-- I really-ENJOYED further WALKING ... SANS walker ... at NeuroFit 360!
... With JUST the gym-owner's grasping-around my waist, I WALKED ~150 feet INSIDE the gym AND alongside ~EIGHT stores OUTSIDE (~25 feet BETWEEN doors
--> ~8 x ~25 = ~200 feet OUTSIDE).
... Sooo, I WALKED ~0.066288 MILES!
(... EAT it, MEDICAL-doctors!)
...
-- As I sat in my van on my way to my GYM, I noted:
... Since my INJURED-fingers--on BOTH hands do-NOT FULLY-/PROPERLY extend ANYMORE, I decided-to devise a NEW-way to remember WHICH of the 12 months have 30 days ... & WHICH have 31.
... The FIRST, THIRD & FIFTH months have 31 days. ... Ergo,
1 x 3 x 5 = 15 ... divided-by 2, 'cuz there are TWO weird months = 7.5. Thus, BOTH the SEVENTH & EIGHTH MONTHS also have 31 days. Continuing with the every-OTHER month TREND, 10 & 12.
... Ergo,
1 + 3 + 5 + 7 + 8 + 10 + 12 = 365
... In OTHER-words,
January, March, May, July, August, October & December have 31 days.
-- I really-ENJOYED further WALKING ... SANS walker ... at NeuroFit 360!
... With JUST the gym-owner's grasping-around my waist, I WALKED ~150 feet INSIDE the gym AND alongside ~EIGHT stores OUTSIDE (~25 feet BETWEEN doors
--> ~8 x ~25 = ~200 feet OUTSIDE).
... Sooo, I WALKED ~0.066288 MILES!
(... EAT it, MEDICAL-doctors!)
...
Sunday, May 28, 2017
(SATURDAY) 'Tis better LATE ... than NEVER.
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-- YESTERDAY/'Dün'/'El día de ayer', at my GYM--'NeuroFit 360', I actually WALKED--with ONLY the gym-owner's standing BEHIND with his hand on my lower-back--SEVERAL times around the gym ... for SEVERAL minutes.
... PLUS, I worked-on my GAIT-regulating, weight-SHIFTING & stride-SPEED.
... 'Twas GLORIOUS!
-- TODAY, I enjoyed a very-PLEASANT brunch OUT with my BUDDY & his 'rents.
...
-- YESTERDAY/'Dün'/'El día de ayer', at my GYM--'NeuroFit 360', I actually WALKED--with ONLY the gym-owner's standing BEHIND with his hand on my lower-back--SEVERAL times around the gym ... for SEVERAL minutes.
... PLUS, I worked-on my GAIT-regulating, weight-SHIFTING & stride-SPEED.
... 'Twas GLORIOUS!
-- TODAY, I enjoyed a very-PLEASANT brunch OUT with my BUDDY & his 'rents.
...
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
(WEDNESDAY) "KEEP it BROCKMIRE."
...
PERSONALITY-wise, I bear a STRIKING-resemblance to
COMEDIC IFC-character, Jim Brockmire:
-- I deliver INTROSPECTIVE-monologues as a PLAY-by-PLAY narrative of my EVERYDAY-life, ... except MINE are INTERNAL.
(... It's just how I PROCESS what-not.)
-- I SEMI-understand Spanish AND Japanese ... in ADDITION-to ALL o' ENGLISH.
-- I'm OBSESSED-with SPORTS!
-- I doN'T DRINK ... HARD-liquor ... on ODD-numbered days ... between the hours of 6 & 11 am.
...
PERSONALITY-wise, I bear a STRIKING-resemblance to
COMEDIC IFC-character, Jim Brockmire:
-- I deliver INTROSPECTIVE-monologues as a PLAY-by-PLAY narrative of my EVERYDAY-life, ... except MINE are INTERNAL.
(... It's just how I PROCESS what-not.)
-- I SEMI-understand Spanish AND Japanese ... in ADDITION-to ALL o' ENGLISH.
-- I'm OBSESSED-with SPORTS!
-- I doN'T DRINK ... HARD-liquor ... on ODD-numbered days ... between the hours of 6 & 11 am.
...
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
(TUESDAY) 'Twas NEUTRAL ... like Switzerland.
...
-- YESTERDAY, I had yet-ANOTHER SWALLOW-Study.
... After EAVESDROPPING on the medical-TECHNICIAN's explanation to my mom & main-nurse, I only KINDA-agree with her ANALYSIS.
... I'll just CONTINUE EATING semisolids, but I'll ADD some DRINKING.
YAY!
...
-- YESTERDAY, I had yet-ANOTHER SWALLOW-Study.
... After EAVESDROPPING on the medical-TECHNICIAN's explanation to my mom & main-nurse, I only KINDA-agree with her ANALYSIS.
... I'll just CONTINUE EATING semisolids, but I'll ADD some DRINKING.
YAY!
...
Friday, May 12, 2017
(FRIDAY) CAUSE ... & EFFECT
...
--.My mom & I had a SERIOUS/DRAMATIC altercation this afternoon.
( : ( )
... We were BOTH REALLY in the WRONG ... POSSIBLY me MORESO.
... But, I would've HOPED-that my mom could POSSIBLY show ... a SCOCHE of SYMPATHY &/or UNDERSTANDING ... that my T.B.I. makes it EXTREMELY-DIFFICULT to WISELY-DISPLAY my emotions.
... It led me to CONCLUDE this about MYSELF:
... IF you caN'T handle me at my WORST, then you doN'T DESERVE me at my BEST.
(... tongue-OUT emogee)
...
--.My mom & I had a SERIOUS/DRAMATIC altercation this afternoon.
( : ( )
... We were BOTH REALLY in the WRONG ... POSSIBLY me MORESO.
... But, I would've HOPED-that my mom could POSSIBLY show ... a SCOCHE of SYMPATHY &/or UNDERSTANDING ... that my T.B.I. makes it EXTREMELY-DIFFICULT to WISELY-DISPLAY my emotions.
... It led me to CONCLUDE this about MYSELF:
... IF you caN'T handle me at my WORST, then you doN'T DESERVE me at my BEST.
(... tongue-OUT emogee)
...
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
(TUESDAY) I ONLY exercise ... on days that end in -Y!
...
TodaY (TuesdaY), I had my UPPER body-workout.
... PLUS, "By the SCEPTER of Ravenswood!"
(--Sylvester, 'Scorpion')
I did ... 45 ... pain-FREE ... pushups.
(... There WILL-be a SECOND pushup-demonstration at Martial Arts-class ... in a few weeks.)
... Plus-PLUS, I held-UP my LEFT-arm during my ENTIRE ... ~18-minute BIKE-ride.
...
TodaY (TuesdaY), I had my UPPER body-workout.
... PLUS, "By the SCEPTER of Ravenswood!"
(--Sylvester, 'Scorpion')
I did ... 45 ... pain-FREE ... pushups.
(... There WILL-be a SECOND pushup-demonstration at Martial Arts-class ... in a few weeks.)
... Plus-PLUS, I held-UP my LEFT-arm during my ENTIRE ... ~18-minute BIKE-ride.
...
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