(WEDNESDAY) "KEEP it BROCKMIRE."

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PERSONALITY-wise, I bear a STRIKING-resemblance to 

COMEDIC IFC-character, Jim Brockmire:

-- I deliver INTROSPECTIVE-monologues as a PLAY-by-PLAY narrative of my EVERYDAY-life, ... except MINE are INTERNAL.
(... It's just how I PROCESS what-not.)

-- I SEMI-understand Spanish AND Japanese ... in ADDITION-to ALL o' ENGLISH.

-- I'm OBSESSED-with SPORTS!

-- I doN'T DRINK ... HARD-liquor ... on ODD-numbered days ... between the hours of 6 & 11 am.


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