...
-- IF you (I) WORK, you (I) WILL see REWARDS.
... (WARNING) I did EXTRA crunches BOTH last night & this morning. ... Sooo, I dropped my BIGGEST & MOST-SOLID DEUCE in ~NINE YEARS!
... I took my SECOND BIKE-ride this week (FIRST at HOME), this time during my MOM's workout. 'Twas a 19-minute, 47-second trip. But, I'm CLEARLY gettin' FASTER. ... For ~ten minutes afterwards, I EXCITEDLY-felt the BURN in my quads!
... I'm EXCITED-for my 32nd Birfday-PAHTEE that my buddy's HOSTIN' for me on April 8th!
...
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Friday, March 17, 2017
(FRIDAY) "T.G.I.F.", .. as the KIDS would say.
... PARDON my EXTREME-but WELCOME--BUSSY-NESS lately!
... I've been JUGGLIN' WRITING my FIRST-book, STARTING my SECOND, ORGANIZING my 7-employee organization, CONTINUING my SEARCH-for ROMANCE ... ALL-while MIRACULOUSLY-RECOVERING from a Traumatic Brain-Injury.
... So, ... ANYWAY, my MAIN REHAB-issues have occurred with my SPEECH-Therapy. I'm SPEAKING more-COGENTLY, my LIP- & TONGUE-movement is BETTER & I'm actually-TASTING food!
... UNFORTUNATLY/STRANGELY, I'm NOT CLEARLY-TASTING the CHICKEN. ... But, I AM REALLY-SENSING the CONDIMENTS! (... SALTINESS of ketchup, SOURNESS of Grey Poupon mustard, SWEETNESS of French's mustard, SMOOTHNESS of Thousand-Island salad dressing, LIP-SMACKNGESS of BARBECUE SAUCE & ZESTINESS of Italian dressing)
... PLUS, I was ABLE-to IDENTIFY those last-THREE condiments with-OUT knowing-AHEAD of time ... WHAT I was EATING.
... Pluss-PLUS, I visited a new G.I. doctor, ... & ALL I gained-from the meeting was that the DOC said that "it's DEFINITELY-POSSIBLE to REMOVE [my] G-tube. ... It just DEPENDS-upon [my] SWALLOWING".
... Sooo, I've GOTTA-keep PRACTICING my EATING ... via MOUTH.
...
... I've been JUGGLIN' WRITING my FIRST-book, STARTING my SECOND, ORGANIZING my 7-employee organization, CONTINUING my SEARCH-for ROMANCE ... ALL-while MIRACULOUSLY-RECOVERING from a Traumatic Brain-Injury.
... So, ... ANYWAY, my MAIN REHAB-issues have occurred with my SPEECH-Therapy. I'm SPEAKING more-COGENTLY, my LIP- & TONGUE-movement is BETTER & I'm actually-TASTING food!
... UNFORTUNATLY/STRANGELY, I'm NOT CLEARLY-TASTING the CHICKEN. ... But, I AM REALLY-SENSING the CONDIMENTS! (... SALTINESS of ketchup, SOURNESS of Grey Poupon mustard, SWEETNESS of French's mustard, SMOOTHNESS of Thousand-Island salad dressing, LIP-SMACKNGESS of BARBECUE SAUCE & ZESTINESS of Italian dressing)
... PLUS, I was ABLE-to IDENTIFY those last-THREE condiments with-OUT knowing-AHEAD of time ... WHAT I was EATING.
... Pluss-PLUS, I visited a new G.I. doctor, ... & ALL I gained-from the meeting was that the DOC said that "it's DEFINITELY-POSSIBLE to REMOVE [my] G-tube. ... It just DEPENDS-upon [my] SWALLOWING".
... Sooo, I've GOTTA-keep PRACTICING my EATING ... via MOUTH.
...
Friday, March 10, 2017
(FRIDAY) "I WANNA get to the point, where I'm EVERYWHERE ..."
... "like OXYGEN ... or GRAVITY ... or clinical-DEPRESSION."
(--Conner4Real, 'Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping')
...
(--Conner4Real, 'Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping')
...
Monday, February 27, 2017
(MONDAY) I'm--FINALLY--AGAIN--EXCITED-about
... & PROUD-of ... MY-WORK.
... I FINISHED--PRE-EDITING (a-LOT)--my [FIRST] novel!
... 'Tis my THREE-Volume autobiography.
(MENTAL, PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL)
... I've ALREADY-BEGUN my NEXT WRITING-project.
... I've discovered a NEW Like/Talent(?!):
WRITING ... to ... ENTERTAIN.
P.S. My NEXT-book is a
COMBINATION-of
ALLITERATION-exercises to HELP a Traumatic Brain Injury PRACTICE Speaking
&
[HUMOROUS] SONG-parodies ... as they relate to ME--a T.B.I.-victim.
...
... I FINISHED--PRE-EDITING (a-LOT)--my [FIRST] novel!
... 'Tis my THREE-Volume autobiography.
(MENTAL, PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL)
... I've ALREADY-BEGUN my NEXT WRITING-project.
... I've discovered a NEW Like/Talent(?!):
WRITING ... to ... ENTERTAIN.
P.S. My NEXT-book is a
COMBINATION-of
ALLITERATION-exercises to HELP a Traumatic Brain Injury PRACTICE Speaking
&
[HUMOROUS] SONG-parodies ... as they relate to ME--a T.B.I.-victim.
...
Monday, February 20, 2017
(MONDAY) Yep, it's OFFICIAL.
...
I am the FOUNDER--& ONLY-member--of 'BROZEPH'
--> 'Brainy yet Rambunctious & Optimistically Zany & Energetic Physically-Handicapped'.
... CURRENTLY, the membership is rather-MINISCULE. But, we--the ROYAL-we ... the EDITORIAL--are ACCEPTING applications.
... ALSO, I'm FOUNDING 'H.I.C.C.U.P.S.'
--> 'Handicapped
Intelligentsia
who are
Currently
Crippled
Under
Physical-
Stress
...
Saturday, February 18, 2017
I doN'T WANNA be Lance Armstrong!
...
I'm DOIN' the WORK!
I'm NOT a SLACKER!
AJ Biking 1 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
... I STARTED with ONE-handed STEERING, 'cuz it HURT my LEFT-shoulder to EXTEND my LEFT-arm that FAR/HIGH. ... But, SOON, I realized how BADASS I PROLLY-look ... SOLO-armed STEERIN'. Sooo, I CONTINUED.
AJ Biking 2 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
U-ee at the cul-de-sac ... at the END of my street
...
I'm DOIN' the WORK!
I'm NOT a SLACKER!
AJ Biking 1 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
... I STARTED with ONE-handed STEERING, 'cuz it HURT my LEFT-shoulder to EXTEND my LEFT-arm that FAR/HIGH. ... But, SOON, I realized how BADASS I PROLLY-look ... SOLO-armed STEERIN'. Sooo, I CONTINUED.
AJ Biking 2 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
U-ee at the cul-de-sac ... at the END of my street
...
... I've got MY Bike!
...
MY HIGHLY-altered, HANDICAP-accessible BIKE arrived!
(... TECHNICALLY, it's a TRI-cycle. But, THAT makes me SEEM like a CHILD.)
... Said TRI-cycle arrived on Thursday--the 9th. Sooooo, I BIKED--through my 'HOOD--three CONSECUTIVE days last weekend, ... EACH for ~15 to 25 minutes.
(... As my ENDURANCE grew, I IN-creased my trip-TIME--~15 to ~20 to ~25.)
(SPECTACULAR-INVESTMENT!)
...
MY HIGHLY-altered, HANDICAP-accessible BIKE arrived!
(... TECHNICALLY, it's a TRI-cycle. But, THAT makes me SEEM like a CHILD.)
... Said TRI-cycle arrived on Thursday--the 9th. Sooooo, I BIKED--through my 'HOOD--three CONSECUTIVE days last weekend, ... EACH for ~15 to 25 minutes.
(... As my ENDURANCE grew, I IN-creased my trip-TIME--~15 to ~20 to ~25.)
(SPECTACULAR-INVESTMENT!)
...
ONLY QUASI-relaxing
...
So, I recently did some COLORING in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... STRNGELY, I was MOST-relaxed, when my SPEECH-Therapist was there (To JUDGE?!) ... & NOT as HOME-work ... ALONE.
I titled Drawing #1 --> Circular-Reasoning .
Drawing #2 --> Night-Owl
(... As a SEMI-/FAUX-artist, I SIGNED my initials in the BOTTOM-right corner of each.)
...
So, I recently did some COLORING in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... STRNGELY, I was MOST-relaxed, when my SPEECH-Therapist was there (To JUDGE?!) ... & NOT as HOME-work ... ALONE.
I titled Drawing #1 --> Circular-Reasoning .
Drawing #2 --> Night-Owl
(... As a SEMI-/FAUX-artist, I SIGNED my initials in the BOTTOM-right corner of each.)
...
Friday, February 3, 2017
(FRIDAY) LASTING "AFTER-effects":
...
THAT was ENCOURAGING!
... This late-MORNING I had an appointment w/ my MAIN-doctor. My MAIN-nurse JOINED me, in-case I FORGOT any announcements (... I didN'T.)
... My blood-pressure was ... NIIICE!
(116/78)
... In SPEECH-Therapy, I GOBBLED-down ... 17 bites of chicken ... VIA my-MOUTH.
... WHILE I CONSUMED ... QUICKLY & NEAR-flawlessly, I dipped-in SOME chicken-bites into KETCHUP (SALTY) OR French's MUSTARD (SWEET) OR Grey Poupon MUSTARD (SOUR).
NOICE!
... APPROXIMATELY 48 minutes AFTER SPEECH-Therapy ENDED, as I lay in-BED, I BELCHED--quietly--&, because of my EXCESS-saliva, I started RE-tasting the Grey Poupon MUSTARD ... & CHICKEN!
(... This SECOND-time was ... STRONGER!)
YYYEEESSS!
THAT was ENCOURAGING!
... This late-MORNING I had an appointment w/ my MAIN-doctor. My MAIN-nurse JOINED me, in-case I FORGOT any announcements (... I didN'T.)
... My blood-pressure was ... NIIICE!
(116/78)
... In SPEECH-Therapy, I GOBBLED-down ... 17 bites of chicken ... VIA my-MOUTH.
... WHILE I CONSUMED ... QUICKLY & NEAR-flawlessly, I dipped-in SOME chicken-bites into KETCHUP (SALTY) OR French's MUSTARD (SWEET) OR Grey Poupon MUSTARD (SOUR).
NOICE!
... APPROXIMATELY 48 minutes AFTER SPEECH-Therapy ENDED, as I lay in-BED, I BELCHED--quietly--&, because of my EXCESS-saliva, I started RE-tasting the Grey Poupon MUSTARD ... & CHICKEN!
(... This SECOND-time was ... STRONGER!)
YYYEEESSS!
If (Dumbass) Trump is the POTUS (President Of The United States), then ..
LOGICALLY, I'd be CHAMP (Cognizant but Handicapped yet Amazingly-Mental Pathfinder).
...
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
(WEDNESDAY) JEEZ! I have a SPLITTING' HEADACHE!
...
My NeuralPsychoTherapist & her secretary look at each-other SORROWFULLY.
My NeuralPsychoTherapist says to ME:
"THAT seems SERIOUS! Why's that?!"
I look at her:"Would you prefer I tell a JOKE?
... Okay, okay, ... OKAY! ... Here goes: "Knock, knock'"
Them: "Who's there?"
ME: "... Go FUCK yaselves!"
(--'Catch Me If You Can')
.... JUST-as I was STARTIN' to feel BETTER this afternoon, THIS movie ... at THIS part came on television
(... Ha h HA!)
...
My NeuralPsychoTherapist & her secretary look at each-other SORROWFULLY.
My NeuralPsychoTherapist says to ME:
"THAT seems SERIOUS! Why's that?!"
I look at her:"Would you prefer I tell a JOKE?
... Okay, okay, ... OKAY! ... Here goes: "Knock, knock'"
Them: "Who's there?"
ME: "... Go FUCK yaselves!"
(--'Catch Me If You Can')
.... JUST-as I was STARTIN' to feel BETTER this afternoon, THIS movie ... at THIS part came on television
(... Ha h HA!)
...
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