Saturday, September 8, 2018

(SATURDAY) Yank your headS outta your assES!

... 
Three weeks ago one of my [FAULTY] bike foot-straps broke-off.  It didn't just come loose.  It completely ripped-OFF.  I almost slipped.  I could've fallen down, injured myself & ridiculously SUED 'em for buttloadS o' money.  
BOOOOO!

But, I didN'T.  WHY NOT?!

'Cuz my coordination is better than that, & I righted my positioning.  So, I called the company (WorkmanCycles) to complain.  Representatives apologized & promised they'd send a replacement & a technician to install it.

So, not-until yesterday (20 days later) does a company repairman [finally] get out to fix my bike.  Thus, he attaches the replacement.  Today I went out for my weekly ~2.25 mile bike-ride 'round my 'hood.  However, after not-even an eighth of my ride, the LEFT strap--the very one that was just replaced--completely broke-off AGAIN.  This time I lost my balance & stumbled but did NOT fall.  
WHEW!
(... Thanks to my ENGINEERING-mind!)

It turns out that the dumbass-company sent me two RIGHT-footed pedal-straps.  A T.B.I.-sufferer is a more intelligent engineer than that whole frickin' company!



P.S. WorkmanCycles bike company is WORTHLESS!

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

(TUESDAY 2) Write THAT down as well.

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Never get on the BAD side of SMALL-minded people with a lil' authority.

(TUESDAY) You do NOT make history by following the rules.

... 
Write that down.

Monday, August 20, 2018

(MONDAY) THAT was INCREDIBLY ENCOURAGING!

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This afternoon at my FANTASTIC gym (NeuroFit 360) I WALKED--sans walker, sans cane, JUST my [new] trainer's standing behind me & LIGHTLY supporting my back--~25 feet in one direction, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~40 feet in a new direction, PAUSED & STOOD there, as another trainer & patient SLOOOWLY maneuvered by, WALKED another ~20 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~15 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED the remaining ~60 feet & sat down on a cushioned bench.

At the end of my session, I repeated the procedure for my ~80 foot WALK outside to my wheelchair.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

(WEDNESDAY) Spoiler alert: I'm a hopeless romantic.

... 
So, I write ... like, NON-stop.
Currently, I've written EIGHT books, with at-LEAST six more on the way.  Regardless of the genre of my stories, I always include a ROMANTIC twist.  Neglecting the current romantic-FUNK I'm in, I write what I want.

Also, I went out to see the movie--'The Meg'--today with my brother.  
(HIGHLY recommend it)


P.S. I'm changing the adjective "hopeLESS" to DETERMINED.  I'm a determined romantic.

Sunday, August 5, 2018

(SUNDAY) I've got BALLZ.

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The fact that I can admit, teach-about & even JOKE-about my painfully-debilitating Traumatic Brain Injury is courageous & commendable.

Monday, July 30, 2018

(MONDAY) Makin' up for it

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I forgot that I ate my dinner EARLY, before I worked out at my LEG-gym.  So, as my trainer had already gone ~12 minutes over my allotted hour-long exercise time, I chose to just skip my ending-crunches & to depart.  I didn't want to keep my nurse waiting.  

Upon leaving my gym, however, my Caregiver informed me that my nurse fed me BEFORE my workout.

... Thus, I just did one, two, ... four sets of 50 FULL sit-ups in my bed.  
... And, I feel GREAT!

Saturday, July 28, 2018

(SATURDAY) . I couldn't agree MORE.

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"You'd be SUUURPRISED how interesting people become, when they THINK you're REEEEEALLY stupid."
--'Disturbing Behavior'


... As a DIRECT-result of others' IGNORANT treatment of me as LESS-than them, I am [ALMOST-disturbingly observant.  

Thursday, July 19, 2018

(THURSDAY) I write what I cannot do. ... Until now.

... 

So, I've become a writer.  I really enjoy it.
In my writing, I'll frequently type 

"AUDIBLE sigh"

to signal SEMI-tired frustration.  Up until just recently, I haveN'T been able to physically DO that myself.  

But, after much practice & focus, NOW I CAN.

(JULY 7) 'Me gustan unos numeros.' (8:00 am CST)

... 
(I was born in Minnesota.)

I am EXACTLY 

a third of a CENTURY

years old.

[... I am 33.3(repeating).]


(I apologize for the DELAY in my posting this.)

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