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Reee-LAX, moms!
I am referring, of course, to
Thinking-neurons
And
Appendages.
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Sunday, September 23, 2018
(SUNDAY) I AM MOOORE than meets the eye.
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"The BROKEN are the more evolved."
(--'Split')
"The BROKEN are the more evolved."
(--'Split')
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10:00 PM
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
(WEDNESDAY) . Random thought:
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If Richard Recorde didn't INVENT the equal sign (=) 'til 1557 (That's true.),
how was MATH done before then?!
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10:39 AM
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
(TUESDAY) HINDsight's 20/20.
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As an example of my trying to clear-up any & all MISunderstandings I create, I emailed my gym owner the following message:
"I have many DEADENED pain-receptor neurological cells. So, often I don't feel IMMEDIATE pain. Thus, I didn't realize just how serious the injuries to my left hip & lower back are that I suffered, when I stumbled getting off the incline on Monday. I didn't notice the searing pain, 'til I was doing pushups yesterday. They seem to only hurt, when I really stress them, hence the pushup-trigger. I was trying to signal that my walker was too far away from me to grab to stabilize myself. But, as I struggle to cogently speak, my grunts & hand gestures FAILED me. My trainer didn't do anything "WRONG", per say. He just OVERestimated me.
As an example of my trying to clear-up any & all MISunderstandings I create, I emailed my gym owner the following message:
"I have many DEADENED pain-receptor neurological cells. So, often I don't feel IMMEDIATE pain. Thus, I didn't realize just how serious the injuries to my left hip & lower back are that I suffered, when I stumbled getting off the incline on Monday. I didn't notice the searing pain, 'til I was doing pushups yesterday. They seem to only hurt, when I really stress them, hence the pushup-trigger. I was trying to signal that my walker was too far away from me to grab to stabilize myself. But, as I struggle to cogently speak, my grunts & hand gestures FAILED me. My trainer didn't do anything "WRONG", per say. He just OVERestimated me.
Yes, I have a Traumatic Brain Injury. But, I still very much know what I CAN & caN'T do."
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9:56 AM
Saturday, September 8, 2018
(SATURDAY) Yank your headS outta your assES!
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Three weeks ago one of my [FAULTY] bike foot-straps broke-off. It didn't just come loose. It completely ripped-OFF. I almost slipped. I could've fallen down, injured myself & ridiculously SUED 'em for buttloadS o' money.
BOOOOO!
But, I didN'T. WHY NOT?!
'Cuz my coordination is better than that, & I righted my positioning. So, I called the company (WorkmanCycles) to complain. Representatives apologized & promised they'd send a replacement & a technician to install it.
So, not-until yesterday (20 days later) does a company repairman [finally] get out to fix my bike. Thus, he attaches the replacement. Today I went out for my weekly ~2.25 mile bike-ride 'round my 'hood. However, after not-even an eighth of my ride, the LEFT strap--the very one that was just replaced--completely broke-off AGAIN. This time I lost my balance & stumbled but did NOT fall.
WHEW!
(... Thanks to my ENGINEERING-mind!)
It turns out that the dumbass-company sent me two RIGHT-footed pedal-straps. A T.B.I.-sufferer is a more intelligent engineer than that whole frickin' company!
P.S. WorkmanCycles bike company is WORTHLESS!
Three weeks ago one of my [FAULTY] bike foot-straps broke-off. It didn't just come loose. It completely ripped-OFF. I almost slipped. I could've fallen down, injured myself & ridiculously SUED 'em for buttloadS o' money.
BOOOOO!
But, I didN'T. WHY NOT?!
'Cuz my coordination is better than that, & I righted my positioning. So, I called the company (WorkmanCycles) to complain. Representatives apologized & promised they'd send a replacement & a technician to install it.
So, not-until yesterday (20 days later) does a company repairman [finally] get out to fix my bike. Thus, he attaches the replacement. Today I went out for my weekly ~2.25 mile bike-ride 'round my 'hood. However, after not-even an eighth of my ride, the LEFT strap--the very one that was just replaced--completely broke-off AGAIN. This time I lost my balance & stumbled but did NOT fall.
WHEW!
(... Thanks to my ENGINEERING-mind!)
It turns out that the dumbass-company sent me two RIGHT-footed pedal-straps. A T.B.I.-sufferer is a more intelligent engineer than that whole frickin' company!
P.S. WorkmanCycles bike company is WORTHLESS!
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12:06 PM
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
(TUESDAY 2) Write THAT down as well.
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Never get on the BAD side of SMALL-minded people with a lil' authority.
Never get on the BAD side of SMALL-minded people with a lil' authority.
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9:36 AM
Monday, August 20, 2018
(MONDAY) THAT was INCREDIBLY ENCOURAGING!
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This afternoon at my FANTASTIC gym (NeuroFit 360) I WALKED--sans walker, sans cane, JUST my [new] trainer's standing behind me & LIGHTLY supporting my back--~25 feet in one direction, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~40 feet in a new direction, PAUSED & STOOD there, as another trainer & patient SLOOOWLY maneuvered by, WALKED another ~20 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~15 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED the remaining ~60 feet & sat down on a cushioned bench.
At the end of my session, I repeated the procedure for my ~80 foot WALK outside to my wheelchair.
This afternoon at my FANTASTIC gym (NeuroFit 360) I WALKED--sans walker, sans cane, JUST my [new] trainer's standing behind me & LIGHTLY supporting my back--~25 feet in one direction, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~40 feet in a new direction, PAUSED & STOOD there, as another trainer & patient SLOOOWLY maneuvered by, WALKED another ~20 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~15 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED the remaining ~60 feet & sat down on a cushioned bench.
At the end of my session, I repeated the procedure for my ~80 foot WALK outside to my wheelchair.
at
6:17 PM
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
(WEDNESDAY) Spoiler alert: I'm a hopeless romantic.
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So, I write ... like, NON-stop.
Currently, I've written EIGHT books, with at-LEAST six more on the way. Regardless of the genre of my stories, I always include a ROMANTIC twist. Neglecting the current romantic-FUNK I'm in, I write what I want.
Also, I went out to see the movie--'The Meg'--today with my brother.
(HIGHLY recommend it)
P.S. I'm changing the adjective "hopeLESS" to DETERMINED. I'm a determined romantic.
So, I write ... like, NON-stop.
Currently, I've written EIGHT books, with at-LEAST six more on the way. Regardless of the genre of my stories, I always include a ROMANTIC twist. Neglecting the current romantic-FUNK I'm in, I write what I want.
Also, I went out to see the movie--'The Meg'--today with my brother.
(HIGHLY recommend it)
P.S. I'm changing the adjective "hopeLESS" to DETERMINED. I'm a determined romantic.
at
7:29 PM
Sunday, August 5, 2018
(SUNDAY) I've got BALLZ.
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The fact that I can admit, teach-about & even JOKE-about my painfully-debilitating Traumatic Brain Injury is courageous & commendable.
The fact that I can admit, teach-about & even JOKE-about my painfully-debilitating Traumatic Brain Injury is courageous & commendable.
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10:37 PM
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