Tuesday, October 2, 2018

(TUESDAY) . I desperately need some T n' A A!

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Reee-LAX, moms!
I am referring, of course, to

Thinking-neurons
And
Appendages.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

(SUNDAY) I AM MOOORE than meets the eye.

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"The BROKEN are the more evolved."
(--'Split')

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

(WEDNESDAY) . Random thought:

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If Richard Recorde didn't INVENT the equal sign (=) 'til 1557 (That's true.), 
how was MATH done before then?!   

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

(TUESDAY) HINDsight's 20/20.

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As an example of my trying to clear-up any & all MISunderstandings I create, I emailed my gym owner the following message:


"I have many DEADENED pain-receptor neurological cells.  So, often I don't feel IMMEDIATE pain.  Thus, I didn't realize just how serious the injuries to my left hip & lower back are that I suffered, when I stumbled getting off the incline on Monday.  I didn't notice the searing pain, 'til I was doing pushups yesterday.  They seem to only hurt, when I really stress them, hence the pushup-trigger.  
I was trying to signal that my walker was too far away from me to grab to stabilize myself.  But, as I struggle to cogently speak, my grunts & hand gestures FAILED me.  My trainer didn't do anything "WRONG", per say.  He just OVERestimated me.  

Yes, I have a Traumatic Brain Injury.  But, I still very much know what I CAN & caN'T do."

Saturday, September 8, 2018

(SATURDAY) Yank your headS outta your assES!

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Three weeks ago one of my [FAULTY] bike foot-straps broke-off.  It didn't just come loose.  It completely ripped-OFF.  I almost slipped.  I could've fallen down, injured myself & ridiculously SUED 'em for buttloadS o' money.  
BOOOOO!

But, I didN'T.  WHY NOT?!

'Cuz my coordination is better than that, & I righted my positioning.  So, I called the company (WorkmanCycles) to complain.  Representatives apologized & promised they'd send a replacement & a technician to install it.

So, not-until yesterday (20 days later) does a company repairman [finally] get out to fix my bike.  Thus, he attaches the replacement.  Today I went out for my weekly ~2.25 mile bike-ride 'round my 'hood.  However, after not-even an eighth of my ride, the LEFT strap--the very one that was just replaced--completely broke-off AGAIN.  This time I lost my balance & stumbled but did NOT fall.  
WHEW!
(... Thanks to my ENGINEERING-mind!)

It turns out that the dumbass-company sent me two RIGHT-footed pedal-straps.  A T.B.I.-sufferer is a more intelligent engineer than that whole frickin' company!



P.S. WorkmanCycles bike company is WORTHLESS!

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

(TUESDAY 2) Write THAT down as well.

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Never get on the BAD side of SMALL-minded people with a lil' authority.

(TUESDAY) You do NOT make history by following the rules.

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Write that down.

Monday, August 20, 2018

(MONDAY) THAT was INCREDIBLY ENCOURAGING!

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This afternoon at my FANTASTIC gym (NeuroFit 360) I WALKED--sans walker, sans cane, JUST my [new] trainer's standing behind me & LIGHTLY supporting my back--~25 feet in one direction, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~40 feet in a new direction, PAUSED & STOOD there, as another trainer & patient SLOOOWLY maneuvered by, WALKED another ~20 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED ~15 feet, did a 90-degree LEFT turn, WALKED the remaining ~60 feet & sat down on a cushioned bench.

At the end of my session, I repeated the procedure for my ~80 foot WALK outside to my wheelchair.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

(WEDNESDAY) Spoiler alert: I'm a hopeless romantic.

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So, I write ... like, NON-stop.
Currently, I've written EIGHT books, with at-LEAST six more on the way.  Regardless of the genre of my stories, I always include a ROMANTIC twist.  Neglecting the current romantic-FUNK I'm in, I write what I want.

Also, I went out to see the movie--'The Meg'--today with my brother.  
(HIGHLY recommend it)


P.S. I'm changing the adjective "hopeLESS" to DETERMINED.  I'm a determined romantic.

Sunday, August 5, 2018

(SUNDAY) I've got BALLZ.

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The fact that I can admit, teach-about & even JOKE-about my painfully-debilitating Traumatic Brain Injury is courageous & commendable.

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