....
I'm TRYIN'-to FOCUS-on my writing!
... But, my "DISTRACTIONS" of SPORTS, MOVIES & SOCIALIZING are ... PLEASANT.
...
Monday, September 26, 2016
"'HOPE' is a GOOD-thing ... maybe the BEST of things."
... --Andy Dufresne, 'Shawshank Redemption'
-- I HOPE my mom STOPS INTERFERING-with MY schedule & PISSING-off BOTH MY employees AND me!
(... BREATHE, A.J.! ... "OOOHHHMMM")
-- "NEW-'SHIT' ... has 'come-to-LIGHT'!"
(--The DUDE, 'The Big Lebowski')
-- I'm HAPPILY-BUSY!
...
-- I HOPE my mom STOPS INTERFERING-with MY schedule & PISSING-off BOTH MY employees AND me!
(... BREATHE, A.J.! ... "OOOHHHMMM")
-- "NEW-'SHIT' ... has 'come-to-LIGHT'!"
(--The DUDE, 'The Big Lebowski')
-- I'm HAPPILY-BUSY!
...
... BUSY-day WRITIN'!
...
MY AUTObiography, MY Technique-dvd, SPEECH-Therapy PRACTICE, NeuralPsychoTherapist-testing ... &
... MENTAL-notes on LIFE!
...
MY AUTObiography, MY Technique-dvd, SPEECH-Therapy PRACTICE, NeuralPsychoTherapist-testing ... &
... MENTAL-notes on LIFE!
...
(AUDIBLE-sigh) BUSILY--but HAPPILY--makin' it THROUGH the day
...
ALAS! SHUCKS!YESTERDAY, I DELIBERATELY-selected a PARTICULAR-shirt to wear to my "NeuralPsychoTherapy"-session. ... Then, TODAY I FORGOT-to point-out the ironic-HILARITY to my NeuralPsychoTherapist.
... I'll wear it AGAIN ... 'en tres semanas'.
(... It says/reads:
"I'm sorry, if I LOOKED INTERESTED.
... I was probably thinkin' about drinkin' a BEER."
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy session ... of EATING, 'Scrabble' & TONGUE-movement!
-- I had LITTLE BREAK-time to BLOG!
...
ALAS! SHUCKS!YESTERDAY, I DELIBERATELY-selected a PARTICULAR-shirt to wear to my "NeuralPsychoTherapy"-session. ... Then, TODAY I FORGOT-to point-out the ironic-HILARITY to my NeuralPsychoTherapist.
... I'll wear it AGAIN ... 'en tres semanas'.
(... It says/reads:
"I'm sorry, if I LOOKED INTERESTED.
... I was probably thinkin' about drinkin' a BEER."
-- 'Twas a "SOLID" SPEECH-Therapy session ... of EATING, 'Scrabble' & TONGUE-movement!
-- I had LITTLE BREAK-time to BLOG!
...
GOTTA "make-DO"!
...
I BEGAN my day with my "HAPPY-day ROUTINE" of
-- ALOTTA-crunches,
-- ALOTTA-"trunk-ROTATIONS",
-- Email-checks
&
-- Autobiography-writing.
... I'm "makin' some DECENT-headway" on my AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
-- I spent some QUALITY-time with my sister.
... I narrowly-BEAT her in cribbage.
... I snuck-out my SPEECH-Therapist's "PHRASE-Notes" to PRACTICE my Voice-INTELLIGIBILITY with her.
(... Out of 42 RECITED polysyllabic-phrases, I HAD-to repeat ONLY-three.) (... 3/42 = ~7.14%)
-- I've, UN-fortunately, had a FEW UPSETTING-incidents ... over the LAST ~36 hours. ... Ergo, I've been BUSILY ADDING-to ... my "JOURNAL".
-- I had a PRODUCTIVE--yet CONFUSING--"SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
-- My NeuralPsychoTherapist HAD-to POSTPONE today's session ... 'til 'mañana por la mañana'.
...
I BEGAN my day with my "HAPPY-day ROUTINE" of
-- ALOTTA-crunches,
-- ALOTTA-"trunk-ROTATIONS",
-- Email-checks
&
-- Autobiography-writing.
... I'm "makin' some DECENT-headway" on my AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
-- I spent some QUALITY-time with my sister.
... I narrowly-BEAT her in cribbage.
... I snuck-out my SPEECH-Therapist's "PHRASE-Notes" to PRACTICE my Voice-INTELLIGIBILITY with her.
(... Out of 42 RECITED polysyllabic-phrases, I HAD-to repeat ONLY-three.) (... 3/42 = ~7.14%)
-- I've, UN-fortunately, had a FEW UPSETTING-incidents ... over the LAST ~36 hours. ... Ergo, I've been BUSILY ADDING-to ... my "JOURNAL".
-- I had a PRODUCTIVE--yet CONFUSING--"SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
-- My NeuralPsychoTherapist HAD-to POSTPONE today's session ... 'til 'mañana por la mañana'.
...
"FIND the JOY" in ANYTHING & EVERYTHING.
...
This morning I awoke to find--UN-fortunately--that, after THREE weeks with TWO teams, I had experienced my FIRST-LOSS ... in "Fantasy Football".
(... SHUCKS! ... 'Twas 108-105.)
... So, I'm 3-0 and 2-1.
(... Salright? SALRIGHT.)
... I'm STILL MORE-than SATISFIED with my PERFORMANCE--thus-far--as a "Fantasy-'VIRGIN'".
-- I "maneuvered" ONE lightly-fried EGG--INSIDE my mouth & did various TONGUE-/LIP-movement exercises in my SPEECH-Therapy.
-- I EXCELLED at NEW stepping-, bending- & "weight-SHIFTING"-exercises at 'NeuroFit 30'--my predominantly-"LEG-gym".
-- BACK-to my autobiography ...
-- AAAHHH, the feeling-of "ASSISTING-someone withOUT ANY-benefits to ME" is GREAT!
... My NEW-housemate JUST-asked me HOW-to BETTER-present his findings to his BOSS.
... I RECOMMENDED the PERCENTAGES over the ACTUAL-figures, 'cuz SAID-"boss" will PROBABLY WANT-to EXTRAPOLATE the FEW trials over a largER-caseload.
... He EMPHATICALLY- & GRATEFULLY-AGREED!
...
This morning I awoke to find--UN-fortunately--that, after THREE weeks with TWO teams, I had experienced my FIRST-LOSS ... in "Fantasy Football".
(... SHUCKS! ... 'Twas 108-105.)
... So, I'm 3-0 and 2-1.
(... Salright? SALRIGHT.)
... I'm STILL MORE-than SATISFIED with my PERFORMANCE--thus-far--as a "Fantasy-'VIRGIN'".
-- I "maneuvered" ONE lightly-fried EGG--INSIDE my mouth & did various TONGUE-/LIP-movement exercises in my SPEECH-Therapy.
-- I EXCELLED at NEW stepping-, bending- & "weight-SHIFTING"-exercises at 'NeuroFit 30'--my predominantly-"LEG-gym".
-- BACK-to my autobiography ...
-- AAAHHH, the feeling-of "ASSISTING-someone withOUT ANY-benefits to ME" is GREAT!
... My NEW-housemate JUST-asked me HOW-to BETTER-present his findings to his BOSS.
... I RECOMMENDED the PERCENTAGES over the ACTUAL-figures, 'cuz SAID-"boss" will PROBABLY WANT-to EXTRAPOLATE the FEW trials over a largER-caseload.
... He EMPHATICALLY- & GRATEFULLY-AGREED!
...
Sunday, September 25, 2016
'Twas my "Day of SPORTS".
...
THAT's an INTERESTING-analogy ... for a "NON-theologian"/SPORTS-fanatic ... such-as MYSELF:
"If God & the Devil were to play FOOTBALL, ... the SITE of the 'GAME' would-be in your MIND."
(--'The Craft')
... So, the quote/film SUGGESTS/IMPLIES that RELIGIOUS-BELIEFS are MORE "pullings"/'creations" of the BRAIN ... & NOT the HEART.
-- Aaah, PRE-football, there was SO-MUCH on television to "SURF"-between:
(... 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens', ''White Men Can't Jump'' & 'Along Came a Spider')
(... FANTSTIC "SWITCH-a-ROO"!)
-- I got my new housemate hooked-on ...
... 'SCORPION'!
...
THAT's an INTERESTING-analogy ... for a "NON-theologian"/SPORTS-fanatic ... such-as MYSELF:
"If God & the Devil were to play FOOTBALL, ... the SITE of the 'GAME' would-be in your MIND."
(--'The Craft')
... So, the quote/film SUGGESTS/IMPLIES that RELIGIOUS-BELIEFS are MORE "pullings"/'creations" of the BRAIN ... & NOT the HEART.
-- Aaah, PRE-football, there was SO-MUCH on television to "SURF"-between:
(... 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens', ''White Men Can't Jump'' & 'Along Came a Spider')
(... FANTSTIC "SWITCH-a-ROO"!)
-- I got my new housemate hooked-on ...
... 'SCORPION'!
...
Friday, September 23, 2016
'Twas--SURPRISINGLY--a GREAT day!
... NO, I am NOT JUST saying THAT, 'cuz I "EVACUATED my BOWELS".
(... Although, 'twas a STUPENDOUS-START to my DAY, ... 'cuz my WEEKEND-Nurse URGED me to ACCEPT the OPTION of Bowel-STIMULANT. ... I REFUSED.
(WARNING) ... And, sure-enough, ~30 minutes AFTER my FIRST-"breakfast", I "let-LOOSE" ... with a MEDIUM, SEMI-solid "FECAL 'FUN-anza'".
(... Who KNOWS MY-body BETTER-than I?!
...
(AWKWARD-silence)
...
NOOOBBBODDDYYY!)
-- I had a GREAT-day of BONDING with my NEW-housemate!
... We watched my VALEDICTORY.
... We watched a-BUNCH of FUNNY 'Lonely Island'-videos.
... We planned a PARTY ... that just HAPPENS-to fall-ON the SAME-day as HIS 30th birthday & MY 31st & a HALF "ANNIVERSARY ... aboard Earth"!
-- OTHER-than the-ABOVE, I ... just "shot the 'SHIT'"!
...
(... Although, 'twas a STUPENDOUS-START to my DAY, ... 'cuz my WEEKEND-Nurse URGED me to ACCEPT the OPTION of Bowel-STIMULANT. ... I REFUSED.
(WARNING) ... And, sure-enough, ~30 minutes AFTER my FIRST-"breakfast", I "let-LOOSE" ... with a MEDIUM, SEMI-solid "FECAL 'FUN-anza'".
(... Who KNOWS MY-body BETTER-than I?!
...
(AWKWARD-silence)
...
NOOOBBBODDDYYY!)
-- I had a GREAT-day of BONDING with my NEW-housemate!
... We watched my VALEDICTORY.
... We watched a-BUNCH of FUNNY 'Lonely Island'-videos.
... We planned a PARTY ... that just HAPPENS-to fall-ON the SAME-day as HIS 30th birthday & MY 31st & a HALF "ANNIVERSARY ... aboard Earth"!
-- OTHER-than the-ABOVE, I ... just "shot the 'SHIT'"!
...
Hey, all. 'Member ME?!
...
-- I attended my HIGH SCHOOL's "Alumni - Homecoming game against Hallandale with my NEW- & EX- housemates.
... We were playin' like SHIT! ... But, we STILL-LED 14-0, who it started POURING at ~8:15 pm. So, we LEFT.
... I saw NUMEROUS EX-classmtes, ... who-ALL have KIDS.
(... I grew SAD.)
...
-- I attended my HIGH SCHOOL's "Alumni - Homecoming game against Hallandale with my NEW- & EX- housemates.
... We were playin' like SHIT! ... But, we STILL-LED 14-0, who it started POURING at ~8:15 pm. So, we LEFT.
... I saw NUMEROUS EX-classmtes, ... who-ALL have KIDS.
(... I grew SAD.)
...
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Day of DECISIONS
...
-- AFTER my "Morning-crunches", should I get-UP EARLY?
(... I DID.)
-- I've been having some-TROUBLE with ONE of my email-accounts.
(... Sooo, I CHANGED the password ... & emailed my OTHER-address ... to REMEMBER.)
-- I HAD-to DECIDE-between attending my high school's ALUMNI-/'HOMECOMING-game (FOOTBALL) tomorrow night & hangin' out with my NEW housemate TOMORROW.
... With my ex-housemate's SCHEDULING-help, I can (SOMEHOW) do BOTH!
-- Inclement-/AWFUL-weather FORCED me to QUESTION whether my WHEELCHAIR could-HANDLE the WIND & RAIN.
... Since my "Professor"'s out-of-town, I stayed-IN & wrote.
...
-- AFTER my "Morning-crunches", should I get-UP EARLY?
(... I DID.)
-- I've been having some-TROUBLE with ONE of my email-accounts.
(... Sooo, I CHANGED the password ... & emailed my OTHER-address ... to REMEMBER.)
-- I HAD-to DECIDE-between attending my high school's ALUMNI-/'HOMECOMING-game (FOOTBALL) tomorrow night & hangin' out with my NEW housemate TOMORROW.
... With my ex-housemate's SCHEDULING-help, I can (SOMEHOW) do BOTH!
-- Inclement-/AWFUL-weather FORCED me to QUESTION whether my WHEELCHAIR could-HANDLE the WIND & RAIN.
... Since my "Professor"'s out-of-town, I stayed-IN & wrote.
...
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