No side-effects!

(WARNING: THIS ENTRY is NOT for the "weak-stomached".)    So, medical instructions were for me to "consume"/"imbibe"--via "G-tube--large amounts of this white liquid.  (I forgot what it was.) The medical technician warned me that my excrement ("poop") MAY TEMPORARILY become white, as a result.   However, I JUST "pooped"--at ~6:55 PM Eastern Standard Time--and I--FIGURATIVELY, JOKINGLY--"released"--out of my rectum--my BIG "Brown-Eyed Girl".   REVIEW: My "fecal deposit" was BROWN--NOT WHITE.   Thank you.   I'll be here all week.   Be sure to tip your waitress.