"THAT'S what SHE said!"

... Today, my Speech Therapist--a FEMALE--instructed me to "SPIT!"  So, I did.   In actuality, my accident made it VERY DIFFICULT for me to "expectorate" (GOOD WORD!), so THIS OCCASION (Actually, I completed the task THREE times.) ((ALSO, my girlfriend's dog jumped up and ate the (DAMNIT!  I FORGOT WHAT THE FOOD WAS!) "substance" from right between my lips.)) marked the FIRST TIME in OVER FOUR YEARS that I have been able to SUCCESSFULLY spit out a food/substance.