Saturday, May 25, 2013

(WARNING) Multitasking Malfunction, My foot!

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"Alliteration aside."--'Dodgeball'


Recently, I ate--via mouth--some grilled chicken and mixed vegetables. Simultaneously, my nurse "fed" me--via my G-tube attached to my stomach.
SHORTLY afterwards, I excused myself to go 'al banyo' (Spanish for 'to the bathroom').
I "dropped a load" in my toilet. (YAY, it was SOLID! So, my body is "processing" my "food" and medicine as NUTRITIONAL-SUPPLEMENTS!)


The ONLY negative effect of my "meal(S)" was that ...

I got distracted, and I lost my Scrabble-game in Speech Therapy by 12 points.

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