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A few mornings ago, one of my nurses was "feeding me"--via my G-tube.
Suddenly, my tube started making strange noises, and it was SLIGHTLY hurting.
When I started grunting and complaining about the pain and noise, my nurse claimed that she had "NO IDEA WHY" that was happening.
HHHMMM, could it be that I SAW YOU "pumping air" back INTO my G-tube INSTEAD OF "sucking air OUT"?!
(... Granted, I wear glasses. But, THAT means that I witnessed this blunder with "FOUR eyes"!)
With ALL THAT AIR now in me, I SOON flatulated ''Beethoven's Ninth (Symphony)''.
"(It was) GLORIOUS!"(--'Old School')
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