(SATURDAY) [WHEW] What a RELIEF!

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-- After my shower, as I LIE in BED, I'll bend my legS QUICK to put-ON my boxer-briefs.

... TODAY, my LEFT--surgically-REPAIRED--knee sent an ECHOING-CACOPHONY of bone-CREAKS & -CRACKS, as I yanked-UP 'mis pantalones'.  

... THANKFULLY, 'twas JUST-NOISE & NO-PAIN ... to ME.

... To a TYPICAL-human being ... WITH WORKING pain-receptors, HE'd be in AGONY.

... To a WOMAN ... who'd ALREADY given-BIRTH, I'm SURE she, too, would ... JUST shake-OFF the "pain".


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