(TUESDAY) WOWZA! I am a "NERD ... to the Nth power".

... 
I awoke at ~2:37 am EST to WALK to my bathroom to ... evacuate my bladder.  Since I've gotta relax to do that, I started thinking of MATH:

I WILL present to MY child[ren?] the expression for one's years of MATH-experience, should his or her kindergarten ask-for a [hypothetical] resumé.
'Twould be --> 

FORMAL Schooling-grades COMPLETED + 5,
in which the constant 5 represents his/her age--in years--at the beginning of kindergarten.