(FRIDAY) Does ANYONE ... give two SHITS ... about MY opinion?!

... 
My SPEECH-Therapist THOUGHT I aspirate, when I--ROUTINELY--cough, while I eat--via MOUTH.

I TRIED-to explain that I'm JUST clearing my throat ... to allow me to BETTER-swallow.



P.S. Does my Biomedical Engineering degree from [ACCLAIMED] University of Pennsylvania ... mean NOTHING?!