... & PROUD-of ... MY-WORK.
... I FINISHED--PRE-EDITING (a-LOT)--my [FIRST] novel!
... 'Tis my THREE-Volume autobiography.
(MENTAL, PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL)
... I've ALREADY-BEGUN my NEXT WRITING-project.
... I've discovered a NEW Like/Talent(?!):
WRITING ... to ... ENTERTAIN.
P.S. My NEXT-book is a
COMBINATION-of
ALLITERATION-exercises to HELP a Traumatic Brain Injury PRACTICE Speaking
&
[HUMOROUS] SONG-parodies ... as they relate to ME--a T.B.I.-victim.
...
Monday, February 27, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
(MONDAY) Yep, it's OFFICIAL.
...
I am the FOUNDER--& ONLY-member--of 'BROZEPH'
--> 'Brainy yet Rambunctious & Optimistically Zany & Energetic Physically-Handicapped'.
... CURRENTLY, the membership is rather-MINISCULE. But, we--the ROYAL-we ... the EDITORIAL--are ACCEPTING applications.
... ALSO, I'm FOUNDING 'H.I.C.C.U.P.S.'
--> 'Handicapped
Intelligentsia
who are
Currently
Crippled
Under
Physical-
Stress
...
Saturday, February 18, 2017
I doN'T WANNA be Lance Armstrong!
...
I'm DOIN' the WORK!
I'm NOT a SLACKER!
AJ Biking 1 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
... I STARTED with ONE-handed STEERING, 'cuz it HURT my LEFT-shoulder to EXTEND my LEFT-arm that FAR/HIGH. ... But, SOON, I realized how BADASS I PROLLY-look ... SOLO-armed STEERIN'. Sooo, I CONTINUED.
AJ Biking 2 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
U-ee at the cul-de-sac ... at the END of my street
...
I'm DOIN' the WORK!
I'm NOT a SLACKER!
AJ Biking 1 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
... I STARTED with ONE-handed STEERING, 'cuz it HURT my LEFT-shoulder to EXTEND my LEFT-arm that FAR/HIGH. ... But, SOON, I realized how BADASS I PROLLY-look ... SOLO-armed STEERIN'. Sooo, I CONTINUED.
AJ Biking 2 - Feb 2017 from AJ Valedictorian Speech on Vimeo.
U-ee at the cul-de-sac ... at the END of my street
...
... I've got MY Bike!
...
MY HIGHLY-altered, HANDICAP-accessible BIKE arrived!
(... TECHNICALLY, it's a TRI-cycle. But, THAT makes me SEEM like a CHILD.)
... Said TRI-cycle arrived on Thursday--the 9th. Sooooo, I BIKED--through my 'HOOD--three CONSECUTIVE days last weekend, ... EACH for ~15 to 25 minutes.
(... As my ENDURANCE grew, I IN-creased my trip-TIME--~15 to ~20 to ~25.)
(SPECTACULAR-INVESTMENT!)
...
MY HIGHLY-altered, HANDICAP-accessible BIKE arrived!
(... TECHNICALLY, it's a TRI-cycle. But, THAT makes me SEEM like a CHILD.)
... Said TRI-cycle arrived on Thursday--the 9th. Sooooo, I BIKED--through my 'HOOD--three CONSECUTIVE days last weekend, ... EACH for ~15 to 25 minutes.
(... As my ENDURANCE grew, I IN-creased my trip-TIME--~15 to ~20 to ~25.)
(SPECTACULAR-INVESTMENT!)
...
ONLY QUASI-relaxing
...
So, I recently did some COLORING in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... STRNGELY, I was MOST-relaxed, when my SPEECH-Therapist was there (To JUDGE?!) ... & NOT as HOME-work ... ALONE.
I titled Drawing #1 --> Circular-Reasoning .
Drawing #2 --> Night-Owl
(... As a SEMI-/FAUX-artist, I SIGNED my initials in the BOTTOM-right corner of each.)
...
So, I recently did some COLORING in my SPEECH-Therapy.
... STRNGELY, I was MOST-relaxed, when my SPEECH-Therapist was there (To JUDGE?!) ... & NOT as HOME-work ... ALONE.
I titled Drawing #1 --> Circular-Reasoning .
Drawing #2 --> Night-Owl
(... As a SEMI-/FAUX-artist, I SIGNED my initials in the BOTTOM-right corner of each.)
...
Friday, February 3, 2017
(FRIDAY) LASTING "AFTER-effects":
...
THAT was ENCOURAGING!
... This late-MORNING I had an appointment w/ my MAIN-doctor. My MAIN-nurse JOINED me, in-case I FORGOT any announcements (... I didN'T.)
... My blood-pressure was ... NIIICE!
(116/78)
... In SPEECH-Therapy, I GOBBLED-down ... 17 bites of chicken ... VIA my-MOUTH.
... WHILE I CONSUMED ... QUICKLY & NEAR-flawlessly, I dipped-in SOME chicken-bites into KETCHUP (SALTY) OR French's MUSTARD (SWEET) OR Grey Poupon MUSTARD (SOUR).
NOICE!
... APPROXIMATELY 48 minutes AFTER SPEECH-Therapy ENDED, as I lay in-BED, I BELCHED--quietly--&, because of my EXCESS-saliva, I started RE-tasting the Grey Poupon MUSTARD ... & CHICKEN!
(... This SECOND-time was ... STRONGER!)
YYYEEESSS!
THAT was ENCOURAGING!
... This late-MORNING I had an appointment w/ my MAIN-doctor. My MAIN-nurse JOINED me, in-case I FORGOT any announcements (... I didN'T.)
... My blood-pressure was ... NIIICE!
(116/78)
... In SPEECH-Therapy, I GOBBLED-down ... 17 bites of chicken ... VIA my-MOUTH.
... WHILE I CONSUMED ... QUICKLY & NEAR-flawlessly, I dipped-in SOME chicken-bites into KETCHUP (SALTY) OR French's MUSTARD (SWEET) OR Grey Poupon MUSTARD (SOUR).
NOICE!
... APPROXIMATELY 48 minutes AFTER SPEECH-Therapy ENDED, as I lay in-BED, I BELCHED--quietly--&, because of my EXCESS-saliva, I started RE-tasting the Grey Poupon MUSTARD ... & CHICKEN!
(... This SECOND-time was ... STRONGER!)
YYYEEESSS!
If (Dumbass) Trump is the POTUS (President Of The United States), then ..
LOGICALLY, I'd be CHAMP (Cognizant but Handicapped yet Amazingly-Mental Pathfinder).
...
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
(WEDNESDAY) JEEZ! I have a SPLITTING' HEADACHE!
...
My NeuralPsychoTherapist & her secretary look at each-other SORROWFULLY.
My NeuralPsychoTherapist says to ME:
"THAT seems SERIOUS! Why's that?!"
I look at her:"Would you prefer I tell a JOKE?
... Okay, okay, ... OKAY! ... Here goes: "Knock, knock'"
Them: "Who's there?"
ME: "... Go FUCK yaselves!"
(--'Catch Me If You Can')
.... JUST-as I was STARTIN' to feel BETTER this afternoon, THIS movie ... at THIS part came on television
(... Ha h HA!)
...
My NeuralPsychoTherapist & her secretary look at each-other SORROWFULLY.
My NeuralPsychoTherapist says to ME:
"THAT seems SERIOUS! Why's that?!"
I look at her:"Would you prefer I tell a JOKE?
... Okay, okay, ... OKAY! ... Here goes: "Knock, knock'"
Them: "Who's there?"
ME: "... Go FUCK yaselves!"
(--'Catch Me If You Can')
.... JUST-as I was STARTIN' to feel BETTER this afternoon, THIS movie ... at THIS part came on television
(... Ha h HA!)
...
Monday, January 30, 2017
(MONDAY) FYI:
...
JUST-to INFORM y'ALL:
I'm VERY-much INVOLVED in my BOOK-writing ... EVERY-morning & -evening!
Sooo, THAT--coupled with my REHAB--occupies ... (Times seven days a week, carry the 1) ... ALL o' my time.
... But, I'm doin' WELL!
PS "It's HARD, ... when people doN'T UNDERSTAND you."
(--Ralph-->9-year old GENIUS, Scorpion)
...
JUST-to INFORM y'ALL:
I'm VERY-much INVOLVED in my BOOK-writing ... EVERY-morning & -evening!
Sooo, THAT--coupled with my REHAB--occupies ... (Times seven days a week, carry the 1) ... ALL o' my time.
... But, I'm doin' WELL!
PS "It's HARD, ... when people doN'T UNDERSTAND you."
(--Ralph-->9-year old GENIUS, Scorpion)
...
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
(TUESDAY) I NEEDED a day to CALM-myself!
...
-- FIRST-off, YESTERDAY there were a couple o' FANTASTIC-milestones:
... 1) I could REALLY kinda-TASTE the condiments w/ my SALMON.
(... There were the THREE bites o' JUST-FISH, then SIX bites o' salmon & [SPICY] mustard, then SEVEN bites o' salmon & [SOUR] lemon-juice ... & FIVE bites o' salmon DIPPED in [SALTY] teriyaki-sauce
(YEEESSSSS!)
2) I SIDE-stepped ... for the FIRST-time in ~NINE YEARS ... very-SMOOTHLY ... a-LOT ... @ 'NeuroFit 360'!
-- TODAY:
... "TUESDAYs are 'ARMS & BACK'"
(--'Anchorman') --> I had my UPPER body-workout
(... I'm UP-to ... ~63% LEFT-hand OPENING!)
... I WENT & CO-taught MY two NEW-techniques @ Martial Arts-class!
((... Well, I was SUPPOSED-to do that! ... But, the COMBINATION-of a BIG-class (22 kids) & some GREAT jujitsu caused Professor to LOSE-track of TIME. ... Sooo, I'll design ANOTHER-one for THURSDAY.))
...
-- FIRST-off, YESTERDAY there were a couple o' FANTASTIC-milestones:
... 1) I could REALLY kinda-TASTE the condiments w/ my SALMON.
(... There were the THREE bites o' JUST-FISH, then SIX bites o' salmon & [SPICY] mustard, then SEVEN bites o' salmon & [SOUR] lemon-juice ... & FIVE bites o' salmon DIPPED in [SALTY] teriyaki-sauce
(YEEESSSSS!)
2) I SIDE-stepped ... for the FIRST-time in ~NINE YEARS ... very-SMOOTHLY ... a-LOT ... @ 'NeuroFit 360'!
-- TODAY:
... "TUESDAYs are 'ARMS & BACK'"
(--'Anchorman') --> I had my UPPER body-workout
(... I'm UP-to ... ~63% LEFT-hand OPENING!)
... I WENT & CO-taught MY two NEW-techniques @ Martial Arts-class!
((... Well, I was SUPPOSED-to do that! ... But, the COMBINATION-of a BIG-class (22 kids) & some GREAT jujitsu caused Professor to LOSE-track of TIME. ... Sooo, I'll design ANOTHER-one for THURSDAY.))
...
Friday, January 20, 2017
(FRIDAY) What a KICKAS-day ... of THERAPY!
...
1) I rode a handicap-ADJUSTED bike completely-AROUND my GYM-facility (~HALF a mile).
... ONLY-'cuz I sought to IMPRESS my NEW, GOOD-looking (FEMALE) Trainer, I VOLUNTEERED for a SECOND-lap!
... I EVEN rode-through the Winn-Dixie ... to be an ASS ... on such a BEAUTIFUL-day!
... I practiced---LOT--my SIDE-stepping.
(... I NEEDED that!)
2) I SPOKE very-COGENTLY & CONSISTENTLY during my SPEECH-session.
... I ATE--by MOUTH--some SALMON ... with random-BITES dipped-in Grey Poupon.
... I couldN'T really-TASTE the mustard. But, I FELT the sensation ... of SPICINESS ... in my NOSE & THROAT.
... THEN, I--myself--squeezed a LEMON-wedge on SOME fish.
... WOWZA, what a DIFFERENCE! I DISTINCTLY-sensed the SPICY-ness of the MUSTARD ... COMPARED-to the SOUR-ness of the LEMON!
... PLUS, I devised, designed & printed-out some MATH-equations to RECITE, which I DID:
The quantity of (4 plus 4) times 10 equals 80.
9 times 9 equals 81.
2 times 41 equals 82.
6 times 14 minus 1 equals 83.
7 times 12 equals 84.
5 times 17 equals 85.
4 times 21 point 5 equals 86.
3 times 29 equals 87.
8 times 11 equals 88.
7 squared plus the quantity 8 times 5 equals 89.
...
1) I rode a handicap-ADJUSTED bike completely-AROUND my GYM-facility (~HALF a mile).
... ONLY-'cuz I sought to IMPRESS my NEW, GOOD-looking (FEMALE) Trainer, I VOLUNTEERED for a SECOND-lap!
... I EVEN rode-through the Winn-Dixie ... to be an ASS ... on such a BEAUTIFUL-day!
... I practiced---LOT--my SIDE-stepping.
(... I NEEDED that!)
2) I SPOKE very-COGENTLY & CONSISTENTLY during my SPEECH-session.
... I ATE--by MOUTH--some SALMON ... with random-BITES dipped-in Grey Poupon.
... I couldN'T really-TASTE the mustard. But, I FELT the sensation ... of SPICINESS ... in my NOSE & THROAT.
... THEN, I--myself--squeezed a LEMON-wedge on SOME fish.
... WOWZA, what a DIFFERENCE! I DISTINCTLY-sensed the SPICY-ness of the MUSTARD ... COMPARED-to the SOUR-ness of the LEMON!
... PLUS, I devised, designed & printed-out some MATH-equations to RECITE, which I DID:
The quantity of (4 plus 4) times 10 equals 80.
9 times 9 equals 81.
2 times 41 equals 82.
6 times 14 minus 1 equals 83.
7 times 12 equals 84.
5 times 17 equals 85.
4 times 21 point 5 equals 86.
3 times 29 equals 87.
8 times 11 equals 88.
7 squared plus the quantity 8 times 5 equals 89.
...
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