LADIES, AVERT YOUR EYES!

...If you're still reading THIS, then either you LACK 2 X-chromosomes or you CHOSE to IGNORE MY WARNING! Nonetheless, for 3 different nights this week, I've worn "BOXER SHORTS", NOT THIS "MEDICAL BRIEF", from ~ 5 PM to ~ 8 AM. THIS signifies that I'm getting CLOSER to being "SEMI-NORMAL"!  (WHAT'S "NORMAL"?!)