... (Alternate the GENDER of the subject, because ... I'm a "MISTER".)
Last night--upon my getting in bed after my trip to Karate class, I--SUCCESSFULLY--pulled down and off my shorts. (Ladies, RELAX! I'm "TAKEN"--MUCH to your chagrin.)
Honestly, I didn't think that I could accomplish SUCH A TASK. But, with "some" (Read: "A LOT of".) perseverance and effort, I "made it work".
Moral: "MIND over MATTER."
Scorecard:
Will power-1
Brain-injury-0 | 
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