RECENTLY,
I decided to show my mom my "work".
So, I called her into my room.
THEN, I swung my legs off the LEFT SIDE of my bed.
Using PHYSICS ... and my strong abdominal muscles, I sat upright on the edge of my bed.
NEXT, I squirmed my buttocks, 'til my feet were FLAT on the floor.
Heeding the advice of the owner/"HEAD TRAINER" of my gym--"NeuroFit 360" (SPECTACULAR, HELPFUL, VERY BENEFICIAL facility!), I
--spread my feet apart ~shoulder-length distance
--made sure my feet were FLAT on the ground
--leaned forward to put my "NOSE over TOES"
--waited a few seconds to get a BIG breath ,
and I STOOD UP ... ON MY OWN!
YAY!
(... Granted, I ONLY stood ALONE for ~10 seconds. But, it's STILL a GREAT START!)