The STRONGEST-people areN'T ALWAYS the people who "WIN".

... But, they ARE those who NEVER "give-UP", when they "LOSE". 

... I "SUFFER" COUNTLESS "DISAPPOINTMENTS" EVERYDAY.  (AUDIBLE-sigh) But, after ... 2,830 consecutive "BAD-days", ... I'm ABOUT-due for one of VIRTUE & ACCOMPLISHMENT.       


--  DoN'T LIMIT your CHALLENGES.
... CHALLENGE your LIMITS.

... I.e. I "exercised" my BEST WRESTLING-season ~ten months AFTER a HORRIBLY-BOTCHED forearm-SURGERY "RENDERED me" PERMANENTLY(?) UN-able to fully-OPEN my RIGHT-fingers.

... The limits of our confidence level, often determines
the limits of what we believe is possible to achieve.

... "'LIFE' moves pretty-FAST.  ... If you doN'T STOP & look-AROUND once in a while, ... you COULD MISS it."

(-- Ferris, ''Ferris Bueller's Day Off'')

... I am--by NO MEANS-- SELFISH ... EVER!  
... But, I CAN understand how y'ALL may MIS-interpret my BLOGGING as POSSIBLE-"narcissism", ... 'cuz ... well, ... my writing/typing is ALL-about ME!
... But, I BLOG-about what I KNOW.  (... E.g.  MATH, MOVIES, SPORTS, PHYSICS ... & LIFE)   

... (AUDIBLE-sigh) How MANY "SUCCESS-stories" do y'ALL NEED-to HEAR/READ ... BEFORE writing your-OWN?!

... I am NOT "SHORT-sighted"!  'Tis ESSENTIAL to "look-at the BIG-picture" ... "OUTSIDE the box".

... Yes, SHORT-term pleasures bring "INSTANTANEOUS-delight".  But, THAT's JUST it--TEMPORARY-"delight"!        


-- "I can FEEL ALL the MOLECULES in my BODY!
(--MARIJUANA-filled Donna, ''That '70s Show'')

... In SPITE of my NUMEROUS "set-BACKS", I REMAIN an OPTIMIST!

... I'm "'HIGH' on LIFE"!

-- I BEGAN my "UPPER body"-workout ... per EVERY-Tuesday ... by "ACTING-out" a "FINGERS-Marble-DROPPER"-game ... with my weakER LEFT-hand.
(... SAID-"exercise" works my finger-OPENING, PATIENCE, FINGER-COORDINATION & ARM-DEXTERITY.
... My trainer COMPLIMENTED my IMPROVING-"movement-zone".  
(... YAY!) 
Furthermore, I "conducted" a "COMPARE & CONTRAST"-experiment" with my trainer ... about the metal IN my LEFT-shoulder.  Going-AGAINST EVERYTHING OTHER-people--including my- (medical) DOCTORS--have TOLD me, my trainer AND I both COULD-feel--SEPARATELY--the MYRIAD-amount of METAL's jutting-INTO/-OUT my LEFT-shoulder.
... Thus, I made the BOLD-observation to my trainer:
"I ... AM 'Iron Man'."

-- I aided my mom in some MATH ... for "gutter-repair"-PRICES & TAXES. 
(... 'Tis the SEASON!) 
(... It "BOGGLES MY MIND" how/why "NUMBERS" could be SUCH an "ENIGMA" to such a LANGUAGE-expert.)


-- Hey, (MEDICAL-)"Docs":  
"The PROBLEM is NOT the 'PROBLEM'.

... The PROBLEM is YOUR-ATTITUDE about the 'PROBLEM'."

(--Captain Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean')


-- I'm a BIG-fan of being EXACTLY-who you ARE. 
... Y'all--to ME: "Who are YOU?!"
ME: "[Millionaire].  Genius.  Playboy."

(--Tony Stark AKA Iron Man, 'Marvel's The Avengers'')

-- SSSHHH!  ... 

Yep, I HEAR a "BREWSKIE" callin' ME."

... APPARENTLY, I'm rather-"STOKED" about my "Alumni-Night" ... for my high school (c/o 2003) 'MAN(tilde)ANA'/'YARIN'/'TOMORROW' ... AT a local-BAR/TAVERN.  
... I AM.
(... PLUS, my housemate's going WITH ME.  ... What a TROOPER!)
(... SHITBALLZ!  If it RAINS, then he'd be a "STORM-Trooper" from 'Star Wars'!  ... I HOPE he does-NOT "give-IN to his ANGER"!)  

...     

"These LAST-couple of days my MIND has been--KINDA--you know ... NOT-good."

... --Elaine, 'Seinfeld'

... UUUGGGHHH!  I caN'T TELL if I'm HUNGOVER, or it's JUST Monday.
(... ?!)


-- The DATE is/was MATHEMATICALLY-"sound".
(... 4/4/16) 
(... MONTH multiplied-by DAY = LAST-TWO digits of YEAR)

... This "MATHEMATICAL-holiday'" will NEXT-happen on
May 5, 2025 in ... 3,318 DAYS.
________________________________________________
-- In lieu of my--TEMPORARY--"LOSS-of LEG-strength & -coordination", I've REALLY started-to APPRECIATE the SEEMINGLY-LESS significant aspects of MY EVERYDAY-life.  THUS, I thought of THIS: 

'All the Small Things'
(by Blink 182)

""All The Small Things"

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride best trip

Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home

Na, na...

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs,
Surprises, let me know she cares

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home

Na, na...

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home

Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
My little windmill

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home

Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
The night will go on,
My little windmill"

________________________________________________

(MY revision, entitled, 

'I Have Virtues':

"I HAVE ... VER-CHOOZ.

'Tis most-LEE ... good NEWS.

I NEED ... leg-NERVES.

One-'WALK', best-SWERVES.

ALL-WAYS ... I TRY.

I've got-TO ... stay SPRY.

Standing.  ... At least, TRYING.  ... Nerves 'de-NYING'.

... ENOUGH o' this 'SHIT'.

I will-NOT QUIT.

Leg-STRENGTH will RE-TURN

... To 'CARRY me HOME'.

La, LA ...

Dojo-CLASS, ... My 'second-HOME'.
'Mad-RESPECT', ... I KNOW.    
 I step by LEADING-with my HEELS.
Bandaids let me know it FEELS.

... ENOUGH o' this 'SHIT'.

I will-NOT QUIT.

Leg-STRENGTH will RE-TURN

... To 'CARRY me HOME'.

La, LA ...

... ENOUGH o' this 'SHIT'.

I will-NOT QUIT.

Leg-STRENGTH will RE-TURN

... To 'CARRY me HOME'.

Show me a TWITCH.
DoN'T 'act like a BITCH'!
I WILL 'find a WAY'
To STRENGTHEN my 'WALK'!

... ENOUGH o' this 'SHIT'.

I will-NOT QUIT.

Leg-STRENGTH will RE-TURN

... To 'CARRY me HOME'.

Show me a TWITCH.

DoN'T 'act like a BITCH'!

I WILL 'find a WAY',

I WILL 'find a WAY'
To STRENGTHEN my 'WALK'!"

________________________________________________

-- The trouble IS ... 

"If you doN'T RISK-ANYTHING, 

... you RISK-MORE."

(... 'Tis A BIT of a "catch-22".)

(... If I doN'T "take CHANCES", when I'm STANDING and/or "WALKING", I caN'T get-BETTER.  ... I've GOTTA ... "OVERCOME my FEARS"!)  

-- We are what we repeatedly do. 

Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.  

... I--REPEATEDLY--use SCIENCE to assist my EXERCISE & HOST parties.  Ergo, ... I'm a ...
"PROFESSIONAL BIO-KINETIC social-ENTERTAINER".       

... "'EDUCATION' is NOT 'the LEARNING of FACTS' ... but 
'the TRAINING of the MIND to THINK'."
(--Albert Einstein)

... People must be taught HOW to think, ... not WHAT to think.

... One thing I--the TEACHER--LEARNED during my TUTORING, is that EACH-person "FAVORS" HOW he/she LIKES-to "ATTACK" a MATH-problem.  I made my RECOMMENDATIONS.  But, ULTIMATELY, ... 'tis "To EACH his-OWN."
... To a much-LESSER extent, I URGE my 'Karateka'/Karate-students to utilize my ANALYZED fighting-techniques.  ... But, whatever WORKS!    


-- Just because you're/I'm/WE'RE CONSIDERED "trash", doesN'T MEAN you/I/WE caN'T do GREAT-things.  
... 'Tis called a "garbage CAN" ... not a "garbage can-NOT".

... Can I get an "AMEN!"?

(... EERIE-/AWKWARD-SILENCE)  


-- AAAHHH, "'CLEAR-CUT'-'COMMUNICATION' is a NECESSITY"

... I--VERBALLY--discussed with my MAIN-Nurse WHY my EVENING-Nurse didN'T TELL-me how OFTEN she "FEEDS-me" "laxatives". 
(... HARUMPF!)

... I "discussed WITH"/CONVINCED my housemate that we should BOTH attend our high school's UPCOMING (WEDNESDAY-evening) "Alumni Night" at a LOCAL-bar.
... It SHOULD-be "WILD"! 
(.. I am REALLY "looking-FORWARD" to it!)

... A BUDDY of mine--from high school--is getting MARRIED later this month!  ... So, my housemate & I are gonna-GO!


-- 'Twas a PRODUCTIVE "SPEECH-Therapy"-session!
... I ATE two eggs PRACTICALLY-flawlessly!  
... I VERBALIZED ALL-words "played" in Scrabble!


-- 'Twas ALSO a BENEFICIAL-day @ 'NeuroFit 360'!
... VARIOUS FOOTWORK-changes & ALOTTA STRETCHING

... As has become my DAILY-ritual, 
I did ...
3 sets of 50 crunches-EACH ... WITH the SLOW "LEG-raises" during the last TEN.




... 

There's no OTHER-way of EXPLAINING this!

... At ~3:30 am EST, I AWAKE from my SLUMBER & REALLY-hafta urinate!  
It's being SO "LATE at night"/"EARLY in the morning", I COULD've MERELY "taken it EASY" & requested my "toilet-CHAIR" as my "CARRIER" 'a mi banyo'.  
... My LEG-nerves had FINALLY "woken-UP"!
... HOWEVER, 'twas ONLY-/MERELY-to "HISSSSS" to me"
"Give-IN to your 'ANGUH'!"
(--Emperor, 'Star Wars')
... Nonetheless, my PRIDE & DETERMINATION would NOT-let me be "DEFEATED"/"DENIED".
... My BRAIN--about my COMPENSATING RIGHT-leg:
"'The FORCE' is STRONG with THIS-one."
(--'Star Wars')
... REPEATEDLY during my "TREK", my LEFT-leg would "STALL"/"freeze-UP", causing me to STUMBLE.  
... 'Fahr-KHET-mehs.'  (--PHONETIC-Turkish for ''It doesN'T matter.'')
... Upon SUCCESSFUL-completion of my "TREK", I FURTHER-"REFLECTED"-on my "GALLOPING-GHOST" of IN-subordinate LEG-nerves.
My RIGHT-leg--to my BRAIN: 
"You've got one on your 'TAIL'!"
My BRAIN's response--about my IN-subordinate LEFT-leg:
"I caN'T 'SHAKE' him!"
(--BACK-n'-FORTH b/w pilots in 'Star Wars')   
_______________________________________________

'Tired Of Being Alone'
(by Al Green)

"I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Just as soon as you can?

People say that I've found a way
To make you say that you love me
Hey baby, you didn't go for that
It's a natural fact
That I wanna come back
Show me where it's at, baby

I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Soon as you can

I guess you know that I, uh, I love you so
Even though you don't want me no more
Hey hey hey hey, I'm cryin' tears
All through the years
I'll tell ya like it is
Honey, love me if you will

Yeah baby
Tired of being alone here by myself, now
I tell ya, I'm tired baby
I'm tired of being all wrapped up late at night
In my dreams, nobody but you, baby
Sometime I wonder

If you love me like you say you do
You see baby, I-I-I been thinkin' about it, yeah
I been, I been wantin' to get next to you baby
Ya see, sometimes I hold my arms, I say mmmm hmmm hmmm
Yeah baby
Meeting you has proven to me
To be my greatest dream, yeah

Tired, baby
Yeah, you don't know what I'm talkin' about
Sometimes late at night I get to wonderin' about you baby
Oh baby, baby
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of being alone"

________________________________________________

(MY version/rendition. entitled:

''Tired of 'WORKIN' SANS Nerves''

"I'm so TIRED-of WORKIN' sans NERVES.
I'm SO tired of ''WALKIN'' with SWERVES.
WoN'T y'ALL 'wake-UP', LEGS,
Just as SOON as you CAN?!

Trainers LAUD ... that my 'DRIVE' deserves uh-PLAUD
For how-WELL I 'OVERCOME my LIMITS'!
Hey, LEG-nerves, you doN'T AHL-ways LIH-SIN!
It's a matter-of-FACT

That I NEED y'ALL to come-BACK!
SHOW-me your INNER-strength, LEG-NERVES!

I'm so TIRED-of WORKIN' sans NERVES.
I'm SO tired of ''WALKIN'' with SWERVES.
WoN'T y'ALL 'wake-UP', LEGS,

Just as SOON as you CAN?!

It's COMMON-knowledge that I NEED y'ALL SO.
Yet, y'ALL cuhn-TIN-yoo to IG-NORE ME.
BOO-hoo-HOO!  I'm thinkin' ALL these FEARS,
  For COUNTLESS YEARS!
I'm JUST ''speakin' my MIND'!
Nerves, SHOW me some MOVE-MENT!

... YAY, leg-NERVES!
I'm FINE-uh-LEE seein' that NEE-DED PRAH-GRESS!
I lie-NOT: I'm really, quite AH-LONE.
... I've JUST gotta-HOPE!

Look, IF you're 'STRONG', like I KNOW y'all ARE, 
Then, ALL you-nerves kuh-kuh-COULD-be ''WAKIN'-up'' & 'BUILDIN' MUSCLE.
I've been, I've been DREAMIN' of WALKIN' along you, LEGS.
Ya FEEL, when I strenuously-groan SOMETIMES, 
'Tis oh-KAY.
FAINT-moaning is MY-way to SAY,
'I'm ''WORKIN'' on my DREAM, YEAH.

C'mon, LEGS!
Y'all have NO-IDEA what I'm goin' THROUGH.
SOMETIMES, while 'WALKING', I get-to THINKIN' about MY leg-NERVES.
Oh, LEG-NERVES.
I'm so TIRED-of WORKIN' sans NERVES.
I'm so TIRED-of WORKIN' sans NERVES.
I'm so TIRED-of WORKIN' sans NERVES."

_______________________________________________

"Let him who would move the world, FIRST 'move' himself."
(--Socrates)

(... BEFORE I can/may CHANGE how OTHERS think, I HAFTA-ALTER my-OWN "ASPECTS/REALMS of THINKING".  'Tis definitely-NOT "EMPATHY" I seek!  ... THUS, I covet merely-"SYMPATHY".      

-- "W.o.W."-acronym --> "Words of Wisdom":
"I'm an OPTIMIST.  ... It does NOT seem to be much-USE being anything-ELSE."
(--Winston Churchill)


-- "REALIZE that ... IF you have time to WHINE & COMPLAIN about something, THEN you have time to DO-something about it."
(--Anthony J. D'Angelo)

... Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain..


-- How COMFORTING ... somewhat!  
... I JUST-took a MAKESHIFT/TRUNCATED IQ-Test.
... I scored a '142', ... of which I was-NOT particularly-PROUD ... at-FIRST.
... THEN, I read that "'140' is considered 'OUTSTANDING'"!
... Also, I JUST-recalled that--WHILE I was "REHABBING" at "Florida Institute of Neurologic Rehabilitation" ~four years ago--I took a DIFFERENT "makeshift" IQ-Test & scored "ONLY" a '135'.
... Also-ALSO, my '135' was a highER-score than THAT for my VERY-BRIGHT mom.


-- FEAR & STRESS are NOT meant to "PARALYZE": 
They are a "COMPASS" pointing us to the areas 
we NEED-to bring to the surface to look at & GROW.

... By THIS-reasoning, I am fear-LESS & UN-stressed, ... since I already-AM (MOSTLY PHYSICALLY-) "paralyzed".
... Thus, I kinda-HAFTA "live-UP" to this HIGH-level of "BADASS-edness"!  
... Ergo, I'll FOCUS-on ... "NUMBERS" ... & "BIO-PHYSICS".   

-- ... "Rule #32 -- ENJOY the LITTLE-things."

(--'Zombieland')

(... I RECOGNIZE & APPRECIATE ... the song--'All the SMALL Things'.)   

-- What the HELL was the "International Olympic Committee" THINKIN' ... by "DROPPING" "WRESTLING" as an Olympic-sport?!  ... I am LIVID!
... "WRESTLING"s a POPULAR WORLDWIDE-sport ... with a "RICH-histoy"!  ... 'Tis EVEN mentioned in the Bible!  (... "Jacob 'WRESTLES' all-night with the angels of the Lord."--Genesis)
Meanwhile, HOWEVER, said STUPID "Committee" KEPT the "MODERN-'Pentathlon'", ... which consists of five events almost-"NO ONE" can name! 
... ?!
(... Pistol-shooting, Fencing, Swimming, Equestrian-Riding, Running)    


-- I'm STARTING-to host MEETINGS ... for people with "O.C.D."  ... I doN'T HAVE the "condition".  ... I'm just HOPING they'll take ONE-look, ... & start CLEANING.  


-- "In THREE-words, I can sum-up EVERYTHING I've learned about LIFE: ... It goes on."
(--Robert Frost)
(... I CONCUR.)



... 

"'X' marks the SPOT."

... 
So, I was STARING-into my bathroom-mirror & feeling-along my neck.  ... I caN'T find the MARK/SCAR from my 

"tracheal-tube"

during my INITIAL "accident-RECOVERY".
... I doN'T know ANY of the DETAILS--like WHY I had it, WHEN-exactly 'twas IN, for HOW-long.
... LUCKILY, my Caregiver & Weekend-Nurse helped me locate the GENERAL-idea where it WAS.
... I think 'tis DIFFICULT to LOCATE, 'cuz SAID "tracheal-tube SCAR" is very-FAINT ... now ... after ~7.72 YEARS.
... I never actually SAW it.  (... SHUCKS!) I'm just "taking their word for it".
... The only-POSITIVE "aspect" I can "SEE" from/of this "UN-eventful 'SCAR-search'" IS .. that "my BODY is HEALING".  
(... Apparently, I'm STILL ... "Aesthetically-Appealing".)


-- The KIDS are REALLY sparring/fighting WELL!  PLUS, MANY of the highER-ranks are "accepting more AUTHORITY" in "SEMI-teaching the youngER 'Karateka'.
... In-between my QUIETLY-"conversing"--via my "DynaVox" with a DIFFERENT FRIENDLY-parent, I received TWO DIFFERENT-parts of some GREAT-news from my "Martial Arts"-Professor:
He's WORKING-on "converting MY 'Shodan'-TEST FROM a VHS-tape TO a DVD" ... FOR me!
ALSO, he AGREES that I CONSTANTLY-need a 'SEMPAI'/'Sehm-PIY'/'ASSISTANT-teacher' to DEMONSTRATE MY Jujitsu-techniqueS ... to BETTER-PROTECT my FRAGILE LEFT-hip.


-- I PLANNED--& TOOK--a "VALUABLE"/NECESSARY "EXPLORATORY-trip"--AFTER Karate-class--to check-out the LOCALE for MY 31st birthday-"par-TAY".  
(... UN-planned by ME, my housemate is HOSTING a NICE get-together NEXT-Saturday--the 9th--at a PARK ... to which I had/have NOT been.)    
(... We--the park & I--are "ALL-systems GO".)


-- I RE-watched the CLASSIC COMEDIC-film, 'Revenge of the Nerds', UPON my return home.
(... Actually, I've LONG-felt that SAID-film is a BIOGRAPHY of ... the LEGENDARY "Altan J. Kaynatma".)
(... I.e. I was SUSPENDED in 11th grade for "MOPERY"*--AT my high school. 

... To FURTHER-adapt the FILM to MY-life, I'd CHANGE the title to ... 'RECOGNITION of the NerdS'.  
(... It's MULTIPLE "nerds", 'cuz I had a 'Scorpion'-esque POSSE.)



-- CHANGE your PRIORITIES, & you CHANGE your LIFE.
... It's that-SIMPLE.

... "If you are tempted to criticize or indulge in drama,
ask yourself if this is really the best use of your time."
(--UNKNOWN)

... Before EVERY-action of MINE, I QUICKLY MENTALLY-calculate the ODDS-/PROBABILITY-of "my-SUCCESS".


-- I've GOTTA-finish my MATHEMATICAL-"Study-REVIEW" for a MOTHER of one of my HELPFUL-'Karateka'.





KEY
* = "MOPERY" = EXPOSING yourself to a BLIND-person


... 

"Feel the 'BURN'!"

... 
-- Certain-DAYS have certain-"FEELS".

... MONDAY "feels" "CRISP", like I'm "starting ANEW".
--> 'Tis APPROPRIATE, 'cuz MY "'WORK'-week" OFFICIALLY-begins with MY "SPEECH-Therapy" AND LEG-workout.
... TUESDAY "feels" "SUPPORTIVE", like a "pick-me-UP".
--> I have my "UPPER body"-workout to FURTHER-develop my "HERCULEAN arm-strength".  ... Every-OTHER week I get some MUCH-NEEDED "PSYCHOLOGICAL-backing" of my VARIOUS-decisions & -attempts.
... WEDNESDAY "feels" SOMEWHAT-"RELAXING", 'cuz I doN'T have an OFFICIAL-"workout".  
--> As far as "OFFICIAL-COMMITMENTS to MY-REHAB", I ONLY have "SPEECH-Therapy".       
... THURSDAY  "feels" "STUDIOUS" & "'TEACHER'-like.
--> MOSTLY, I go-to my KIDS' "Martial Arts"-class to LEARN the students' TENDENCIES/MANNERISMS/HABITS & SKILLS.  ALSO/OR, I co-TEACH my 'jujitsu'-techniques*.  
... FRIDAY "feels" "SURREPTITIOUSLY-calming".
--> USUALLY, I ONLY have "SPEECH-Therapy" & 'NeuroFit 360' (my "LEG-gym").  ... Ergo, 'tis a GREAT-evening to POTENTIALLY-HOST parties!         . 
... SATURDAY "feels" "CREATIVE".
--> I'm VERY-ACTIVE in my "Martial Arts"-"SEMI-teaching"!  ... I LIKE-to watch ALOTTA movies and/or sports to INCORPORATE quotes and/or stats into my blog.           
... SUNDAY "feels" "REST-FULL". 
--> I TRY-to AVOID scheduling ANY strenuous-activities.  ... I DO--occasionally--go-OUT to a DINER with my housemate & EITHER his family OR our friends.           


-- "Be willing to be a beginner every single morning."
(--Meister Eckhart)

... "In the BEGINNER's mind, there are MANY possibilities.
... In the EXPERT's mind, there are FEW."
(--Shunryu Suzuki)
... THAT-quote JUST-reminded me to CHANGE-up my MORNING exercise-routine: ... I JUST-did (at 6:19 am EST) TEN holds of a "HALF-crunch w' my legs-RAISED" for longER!... And, ... I just-did ten MORE ... with an even-LONGER "hold" at the "peak".

-- The PROBLEM with "taking the road LESS-traveled" is ... 
a LACK-of wifi.  

... "'Communication' is KEY."

... Since I AM relatively-, TEMPORARILY-, INCIDENTALLY-CONCISE, I very-MUCH RELY-on my various NON-verbal gestures--that I CREATED--to indicate WHAT I NEED.


-- We LEARN MORE from our "MISTAKES" than from our "SUCCESSES".
... Thus, I'm NOW--POST-accident--CONSTANTLY-"learning" ... about MY-BODY:
--> I ALWAYS check the measurements on my "SPHYGMOMANOMETER" (blood pressure monitor), 'cuz--UN-fortunately--I've had a "laundry-list" of RIDICULOUSLY-INCOMPETENT & -EGOTISTICAL (MEDICAL-) "doctors", ... who were/are an EMBARRASSMENT to modern-medicine!
... PLUS, my "NICKED" RIGHT ulnar-nerve CONTRIBUTES-to my CONSTANT DIS-trust of "medical HEAD-honchos"!
--> I ALWAYS "factor-IN" bio-PHYSICS, before I make a KINETIC-decision!
   

-- I was watching 'Married with Children' this morning, when I noticed Al Bundy's CLEVER-"acronym":
... Al and his friends founded 'NO MA'AM", the "National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood".  
... THUS, I'm hereby-FOUNDING  
"I'M SMARTER":
Intelligent 
Miracle-
Starting,
Mathematically
Always-
Ready
Teacher 
of 
Engineering-
Radicals.


-- I enjoyed an EARLY-sesion of "SPEECH-Therapy "... at ~9:30 am.  ... Finally, 'twas APPROPRIATE for my EATING** two scrambled eggs.  


-- I've GOTTA-LOVE 7-HOUR "marathons" of 'NUMB3RS'!
(9:00 am - 4:00 pm)
... So, I "ATE" a few "MEALS", "WALKED" 'a mi banyo', watched an half an EPISODE, demonstrated QUALITY tongue- & lip-MOVEMENT in "SPEECH-Therapy", watched ~1.5 EPISODES, "ATE" my EARLY-"dinner" & showered.


-- "What came FIRST--the MUSIC or the MISERY?"
(--Rob, 'High Fidelity')

... Since I doN'T LISTEN-to much/ANY "MUSIC", yet I DEFINITELY "drift IN-&-OUT" of "MISERY", ... I'm goin' WITH "the MISERY".

... I look-up SONG-lyrics ONCE-in-AWHILE ... ONLY to REVISE POPULAR(?)-songs to describe ME!

... MORE people CAN RELATE-to WIDESPREAD-SONGS than to MATHEMATICAL-TRIVIA.

... I "KNOW [my] AUDIENCE"!






KEY
* = After a more-DETAILED discussion with my MAIN-Nurse,       I THINK 'twould be WISE to "SWALLOW my PRIDE" & 

** = The LACK-of quotation marks (" ") indicates that my EATING was conducted via my MOUTH ... NOT my PEG-TUBE.


...

Ya know WHAT?! To HELL with ALL this WORK! It's just TOO-TOUGH!

... I doN'T "see" WHY I SHOULD-continue!

... "April FOOL's!"

... "If it were EASY, ... EVERYONE would DO it!"

...