Take THAT, doubters!

... (WARNING!  Do NOT read this, if you just ate:) I JUST sat over my toilet and excreted a plethora of fecal "WASTE"  ... INTO my toilet.   What makes my bowel-movement so EXCEPTIONAL was that I COULD SMELL IT!  (Granted, I couldn't tell EXACTLY "what the smell was"/"what I ate".  I could just tell that it REEKED!)   ... (The subject was my RETORT to the medical staff INITIALLY after my accident who said that I'd NEVER regain ANY of my senses and just be a "vegetable".)   PARDON ME ... for being a medical ANOMALY!  (Actually, I'm sorry I'm NOT sorry!)