"Green Eggs & Ham"

... (That's a book by LEGENDARY author Dr. Seuss.) 

... Okay, FINE!  There was no ham.

Also, the eggs were NOT "GREEN".)

But, yesterday I fed myself--BY MOUTH--~3/4 of a three-egg omelet.

That's an IMPROVEMENT from the three-egg omelet I SPLIT with my mom.

Ergo, that's

3 eggs x 0.5 ("split") = ~1.5 eggs

3 eggs x ~75% ("~3/4") = ~9/4 eggs = ~2 1/4 eggs = ~2.25 eggs 

So, that's 

1.5 eggs + 2.25 eggs = ~3.75 eggs = ~3 3/4 eggs   .