... "Write that down."
((--Mr. Wilder (the ELDER), 'Van Wilder'))
"'WORRYING' is like a ROCKING-Chair' -- It's sumthin' to DO, but it doesN'T 'GET you anywhere'.
... Write that down."
(--Van, 'Van Wilder')
... "'APATHY' is the 'GLOVE' through which 'EVIL' slips its 'HAND'."
(--Professor McDougal, 'Van Wilder')
... "Don't take 'Life' too-SERIOUSLY. You'll never get-out 'ALIVE'."
(--Van, 'Van Wilder')
... I shaN'T LIE: I said that "Write that down"-line in MY valedictory ... withOUT CITING the source.
(... 'Twould NOT have been as AMUSING for/in the moment.)
... I always APPRECIATE/NEED a BUNCH of good-LAUGHS ... to BEGIN my day!
... I FOLLOWED THAT-comedy with a couple hours of MATHEMATICAL-/LOGICAL-deduction/-reasoning in/on ... one of the BEST tv-shows, 'NUMB3RS'!
... I NEXT-followed THAT with TWO sets of 60 sit-ups.
... The ONLY LOGICAL-conclusion that can be INFERRED from THESE televisory-/cinematic-"BREAKS" is that
"COMEDY + MATH = FITNESS-MOTIVATION".
... I've--METAPHORICALLY--"lived-OUT" THAT "equation" for ~11,259 days.
(... YES, "Scientific-COMPREHENSION" has been "ENTWINED in MY-blood" ... since BIRTH.)
(... As an INFANT, I would CRAWL or SEMI-"WALK" across a room, I would "MINE for nose-GOLD" ("PICK my NOSE"), then reach-OUT my ("GUILTY") hand in front of me, watch my BOOGERS FALL, then TRY-to CATCH said-"SNOT" with my OPPOSITE-/"BAD"-/INJURED-/LEFT-hand.)
-- NOW that I have ~9 thousand "butt-LOADS"*, I've REALLY-GOTTA do MORE "squats" ... to STRENGTHEN my QUADS & HAMMIES.
... Alas, SHUCKS! My AILING/ACHING LEFT-hip's recent "SORENESS" has PREVENTED my USUAL "DAILY 40-squats".
... So, I'll HAFTA-"settle-for" my "MORNING-routine" of "two sets of 60 sit-ups".
... My housemate--about MY "'Physical FITNESS'-ROUTINE":
"Well, I MUST-say: 'This seems CAPRICIOUS ... & ARBITRARY."
(--Kramer, 'Seinfeld')
-- UUUGGGHHH, how IRRITATING ... but PROMISING!
1) EVERY-time my EVENING-/WEEKEND-Nurse reaches-OVER me ... to ADJUST my "TUBE", her ODORIFEROUS-/ MUSTY-SMELL nearly-"SUFFOCATES" my NOSTRILS!
... HOWEVER, this NASAL-DETECTION indicates that "SMELLING" IS a VERY REAL-POSSIBILITY!
2) SHE TRIED-to tell ME--INCORRECTLY--what MY-SCHEDULE was!
3) I HEARD HER-stomach "GROWLING"--LOUDLY--for ~three STRAIGHT-minutes! (... EEEWWW!)
(... I will NOT "forget" that she ACCUSED me of "LYING", when MY stomach "GROWLED", & I DENIED "being-SICK"!
-- I emailed my mom ... to inform her that I'm CONSIDERING "DROPPING my 'CS50'-class" at Miami-Dade College.
A) It's way-MORE "Computer-DEPENDENT" than I ORIGINALLY-anticipated.
2) The fact that the "TREK" VARIES in time "TO & FROM" there EVERY-time is RATHER ... ANNOYING. (TRIP-minutes: 53, 28, 42, 37, 34, 32, 48, 38, 46 ... WTF?!)
D) HOW/WHY would/CAN I INCORPORATE "COMPUTER-Coding" into MY-life?!
-- I "TREASURE" LEARNING how-to COOK ('SANS' recipe) from/by just WATCHING my DAD "work his MAGIC" in the kitchen.
... As a DIRECT-result, I USED-to FREQUENTLY "obtain a 'CULINARY-BONER'"(--'Top Chef') from preparing LAUDED-mealS for my THEN-girlfriend.
... Is it WEIRD & "UN-healthy" that I JUST referred-to my FATHER AND MY-"ERECTION" in the SAME-sentence?!
JUDGES?!
...
(EERIE-silence)
...
No.
(ME: "WHEW!")
... 'Cuz it was SLANG ("'CULINARY'-BONER"), STRICTLY-EMOTIONAL & with an UN-related FE-male!
-- "'LIFE' brings tears, smiles and memories. The tears DRY, the smiles FADE but the memories last FOREVER."
(--Malik Faisal)
(... EXCEPT-for with ME--a "T.B.I."-victim)
(... So, in HINDSIGHT, I "LONG-for" ... "FOREVER".)
KEY
* = According to the HILARIOUS movie, '2getHER'
"a BUTT-load" = "about a THOUSAND dollars".
...
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Breathe, A.J. ... BREATHE!
... So, there was a rather IN-auspicious/UN-fortunate, EARLY-beginning to MY day.
At ~3:20 am, (( : ( )), I--TIREDLY but URGENTLY--pressed my buzzer, 'cuz I HAD-to urinate ... BADLY.
Approximately SEVEN minutes of my REPEATEDLY-"buzzing" went-by with NO-response.
UUUGGGHHH!
Thus, HIS INFURIATING-/PATHETIC-"IGNORE-ence" of the LOUD-ringing FORCED-me to "take matters into my-OWN hands" ... LITERALLY!
... I picked-up my BELL ... & THREW it--LOUDLY--onto THE floor. ... Yet, STILL ... there was NO-reply.
He CLAIMED that my "buzzer is BROKEN". But, I KNOW that THAT's a LIE, 'cuz NOT-ONLY did I HEAR the "RING" one ... two ... TWELVE ... FRICKIN' times, but TWO-OTHER employees later-CONFIRMED its "proper-FUNCTIONING".
Ergo, I was so-FRUSTRATED & -UPSET that I--METAPHORICALLY--"SWALLOWED 'the URGE'".
(... DAMNIT!)
... I UNDERSTAND how DIFFICULT it IS to FIND LEGITIMATE-"help". But, (AUDIBLE-sigh of of EXACERBATED-FRUSTRATION) THAT "PISSED-me-OFF" "to the Nth-degree"*!
... RATHER-than "straight-UP LYING" "to my FACE", he COULD/SHOULD have just ADMITTED his FAULT/ERROR!
(... I'm NOT UN-REASONABLE! 'Tis ~3:20 ... in the MORNING! Just say you were SLEEPING! DoN'T BLAME MY stuff!
(... While typing THIS, my "FIRE of ANGER & DISGUST" was RE-"kindled"!)
-- The (DESIGNATED-/RESTRICTED-) area within MY school of OPTIONAL-study (Miami-Dade College) is known as "THE 'IDEA Center'**.
... I NEVER utter THIS-sentence! So, NOTE my-EXPLANATION:
"I've GOTTA ... LOSE!"
... "I've GOTTA LOSE ... my HESITANCY/"FEAR" of UN-familiar situations ... with NEW-people ... in NEW-environments.
... EVENTUALLY, "I've GOTTA LOSE" ... my RELIANCE-on/NECESSITY-for my WALKER to STABILIZE & ASSIST my LEG-STEPS.
... "The only thing I'm really AFRAID-of is ... being-AFRAID AGAIN."
(--Charlie, MATHEMATICIAN, 'NUMB3RS')
-- "Aristotle defined 'infinity' as 'the LACK-of LIMITATION'."
(--Dr. Larry, 'NUMB3RS')
... Therefore, MY-mind WAS--& I'm DETERMINED-to RE-establish its TRUSTED-"EDIFICATION" as--"INFINITE"
... CONVERSELY, the PHYSICAL-"range-of-MOTION" of the LEFT-side of MY body is CERTAINLY-NOT "infinite".
-- So, I attended my FIRST--albeit, LATE--"Computer-Systems 50"-class TONIGHT.
... 'Twas WELL-taught! But, my MISSING some CLASS-time leaves me "a BIT" ... AMBIVALENT.The CONCEPTS are definitely-LOGICAL. But, my absenceS have made MANY/ALL of the "COMMANDS" DIFFICULT-to determine/"follow"/comprehend.
... Ergo, I wouldN'T say I was "MISSING" my time-IN the OPTIONAL-class. ... AGAIN, (SIGH) I DO LIKE the TEACHER, his METHODS, the CONCEPTS, the LOGIC/REASONING of the VARIOUS "COMMANDS" & the STUDENTS.
KEY
* = 'Tis SERIOUS-ANGER, when I (HAFTA) describe it in/with MATHEMATICAL-jargon!
** = 'Cuz I'm goin' THERE!
...
At ~3:20 am, (( : ( )), I--TIREDLY but URGENTLY--pressed my buzzer, 'cuz I HAD-to urinate ... BADLY.
Approximately SEVEN minutes of my REPEATEDLY-"buzzing" went-by with NO-response.
UUUGGGHHH!
Thus, HIS INFURIATING-/PATHETIC-"IGNORE-ence" of the LOUD-ringing FORCED-me to "take matters into my-OWN hands" ... LITERALLY!
... I picked-up my BELL ... & THREW it--LOUDLY--onto THE floor. ... Yet, STILL ... there was NO-reply.
He CLAIMED that my "buzzer is BROKEN". But, I KNOW that THAT's a LIE, 'cuz NOT-ONLY did I HEAR the "RING" one ... two ... TWELVE ... FRICKIN' times, but TWO-OTHER employees later-CONFIRMED its "proper-FUNCTIONING".
Ergo, I was so-FRUSTRATED & -UPSET that I--METAPHORICALLY--"SWALLOWED 'the URGE'".
(... DAMNIT!)
... I UNDERSTAND how DIFFICULT it IS to FIND LEGITIMATE-"help". But, (AUDIBLE-sigh of of EXACERBATED-FRUSTRATION) THAT "PISSED-me-OFF" "to the Nth-degree"*!
... RATHER-than "straight-UP LYING" "to my FACE", he COULD/SHOULD have just ADMITTED his FAULT/ERROR!
(... I'm NOT UN-REASONABLE! 'Tis ~3:20 ... in the MORNING! Just say you were SLEEPING! DoN'T BLAME MY stuff!
(... While typing THIS, my "FIRE of ANGER & DISGUST" was RE-"kindled"!)
-- The (DESIGNATED-/RESTRICTED-) area within MY school of OPTIONAL-study (Miami-Dade College) is known as "THE 'IDEA Center'**.
... I NEVER utter THIS-sentence! So, NOTE my-EXPLANATION:
"I've GOTTA ... LOSE!"
... "I've GOTTA LOSE ... my HESITANCY/"FEAR" of UN-familiar situations ... with NEW-people ... in NEW-environments.
... EVENTUALLY, "I've GOTTA LOSE" ... my RELIANCE-on/NECESSITY-for my WALKER to STABILIZE & ASSIST my LEG-STEPS.
... "The only thing I'm really AFRAID-of is ... being-AFRAID AGAIN."
(--Charlie, MATHEMATICIAN, 'NUMB3RS')
-- "Aristotle defined 'infinity' as 'the LACK-of LIMITATION'."
(--Dr. Larry, 'NUMB3RS')
... Therefore, MY-mind WAS--& I'm DETERMINED-to RE-establish its TRUSTED-"EDIFICATION" as--"INFINITE"
... CONVERSELY, the PHYSICAL-"range-of-MOTION" of the LEFT-side of MY body is CERTAINLY-NOT "infinite".
-- So, I attended my FIRST--albeit, LATE--"Computer-Systems 50"-class TONIGHT.
... 'Twas WELL-taught! But, my MISSING some CLASS-time leaves me "a BIT" ... AMBIVALENT.The CONCEPTS are definitely-LOGICAL. But, my absenceS have made MANY/ALL of the "COMMANDS" DIFFICULT-to determine/"follow"/comprehend.
... Ergo, I wouldN'T say I was "MISSING" my time-IN the OPTIONAL-class. ... AGAIN, (SIGH) I DO LIKE the TEACHER, his METHODS, the CONCEPTS, the LOGIC/REASONING of the VARIOUS "COMMANDS" & the STUDENTS.
KEY
* = 'Tis SERIOUS-ANGER, when I (HAFTA) describe it in/with MATHEMATICAL-jargon!
** = 'Cuz I'm goin' THERE!
...
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
AM I a "CELESTIAL-body"?!
...
(ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE the film-title is more METAPHORICAL.
(AUDIBLE-sigh) A.J. = "TOOL"))
-- (My housemate was talking with my mom about MY "SUPPOSED NOT-being able-to manage "MY-OWN finances".
I EAVESDROPPED.)
ME: "Dude, I'm not deaf, I'm just ("LAME"), so I can hear when you make fun of my disability."
(--Isaac, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
-- (DESPITE my TRAGIC, SIGNIFICANT-injurIES,)
"I don't want to see a world without (A.J. Kaynatma) in it."
(--Isaac, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
-- Back-to the SIGNIFICANCE of TODAY:
"Keeping wildlife--an amphibious-rodent, for, UH, domestic, ya know, within the city ... THAT aiN'T legal either."
(--Walter, 'The Big Lebowski')
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(ALL quotes BELOW are from the HILARIOUS-film, 'Groundhog Day':)
... My housemate--to ME: "What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
... My NeuralPsychoTherapist--to ME: "Do you ever have déjà vu?
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-- I had ANOTHER productive--thus, encouraging--"SPEECH Therapy"-session.
--> I, QUICKLY, ate--by MOUTH--TWO scrambled eggs ... with-OUT ANY notable-issues for my SWALLOWING & DIGESTION.
--> I "BATTLED" my "Therapist" in a "NECK-and-NECK" game of Scrabble. ... I ended-up losing by TWO (110 - 112), but ''c'est la vie'.' My APATHY regarding the FINAL-score but NECESSITY-to MANUALLY-"keep-score" FURTHER-"highlight" my DIMINISHING-competitiveness & NUMERICAL-obsession.
--> Even-AFTER my--IMMEDIATE--"NeuralPsychoTherapist"-meeting, I "CLEARED the Scrabble-board of ALL-tiles ... with my LEFT-/INJURED-hand, 'cuz I ALWAYS TRY-to IMPROVE my "MANUAL-dexterity".
-- Was it a "CO-ink-EE-dink" that I RECENTLY attended a high school WRESTLING-"dual meet"--with my two BASKETBALL-playing buddies--against a rival high school NOTORIOUS for "CREAMING" OUR high school in BASKETBALL, & the THREE of OUR high school "DEMOLISHED" Dillard-- 65 - 5?!
((... ACTUALLY, I'm under the impression that 'twas mostly GREAT-coaching! 'Ya see--THREE of my WRESTLING-teammates from high school are CURRENT assistant WRESTLING-coaches AT "STA" ("Saint Thomas Aquinas"--MY high school).))
... "A NOTED-philosophist once-said:
'COINCIDENCE' is the LAST-ditch explanation for the UN-inspired."
(--'NUMB3RS')
-- While watching the FUNNY-parody of '300'--'Meet the Spartans', I was inspired by the JOKE of characters' "spray-ON abs" to do ... two sets of 60 sit-ups EACH.
(MOM, I apologize.)
Hazel: "The only thing worse than 'BITING-it' from cancer is having a kid 'BITE-it' from (a T.B.I.)."
(--'The Fault in Our Stars')
(... RELAX! I can-NOT "see the FUTURE", but NOTHING about my CURRENT physical-/mental-/psychological-state implies ANYTHING drastically-/worriedly-NEGATIVE.)
ME--to y'ALL: "I've been trying to tell you, I'm kind of awesome.
(--Augustus, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
...
(ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE the film-title is more METAPHORICAL.
(AUDIBLE-sigh) A.J. = "TOOL"))
-- (My housemate was talking with my mom about MY "SUPPOSED NOT-being able-to manage "MY-OWN finances".
I EAVESDROPPED.)
ME: "Dude, I'm not deaf, I'm just ("LAME"), so I can hear when you make fun of my disability."
(--Isaac, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
-- (DESPITE my TRAGIC, SIGNIFICANT-injurIES,)
"I don't want to see a world without (A.J. Kaynatma) in it."
(--Isaac, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
-- Back-to the SIGNIFICANCE of TODAY:
"Keeping wildlife--an amphibious-rodent, for, UH, domestic, ya know, within the city ... THAT aiN'T legal either."
(--Walter, 'The Big Lebowski')
______________________________________________
(ALL quotes BELOW are from the HILARIOUS-film, 'Groundhog Day':)
... My housemate--to ME: "What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
MY response: "THAT about sums it up for ME."
... My NeuralPsychoTherapist--to ME: "Do you ever have déjà vu?
MY response: "Didn't you just ask me that?"
My Caregiver--about ME: "Did he actually call himself 'the
TALENT'?"
"This day was perfect. You couldn't have planned a day like
this."
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-- I had ANOTHER productive--thus, encouraging--"SPEECH Therapy"-session.
--> I, QUICKLY, ate--by MOUTH--TWO scrambled eggs ... with-OUT ANY notable-issues for my SWALLOWING & DIGESTION.
--> I "BATTLED" my "Therapist" in a "NECK-and-NECK" game of Scrabble. ... I ended-up losing by TWO (110 - 112), but ''c'est la vie'.' My APATHY regarding the FINAL-score but NECESSITY-to MANUALLY-"keep-score" FURTHER-"highlight" my DIMINISHING-competitiveness & NUMERICAL-obsession.
--> Even-AFTER my--IMMEDIATE--"NeuralPsychoTherapist"-meeting, I "CLEARED the Scrabble-board of ALL-tiles ... with my LEFT-/INJURED-hand, 'cuz I ALWAYS TRY-to IMPROVE my "MANUAL-dexterity".
-- Was it a "CO-ink-EE-dink" that I RECENTLY attended a high school WRESTLING-"dual meet"--with my two BASKETBALL-playing buddies--against a rival high school NOTORIOUS for "CREAMING" OUR high school in BASKETBALL, & the THREE of OUR high school "DEMOLISHED" Dillard-- 65 - 5?!
((... ACTUALLY, I'm under the impression that 'twas mostly GREAT-coaching! 'Ya see--THREE of my WRESTLING-teammates from high school are CURRENT assistant WRESTLING-coaches AT "STA" ("Saint Thomas Aquinas"--MY high school).))
... "A NOTED-philosophist once-said:
'COINCIDENCE' is the LAST-ditch explanation for the UN-inspired."
(--'NUMB3RS')
-- While watching the FUNNY-parody of '300'--'Meet the Spartans', I was inspired by the JOKE of characters' "spray-ON abs" to do ... two sets of 60 sit-ups EACH.
(MOM, I apologize.)
Hazel: "The only thing worse than 'BITING-it' from cancer is having a kid 'BITE-it' from (a T.B.I.)."
(--'The Fault in Our Stars')
(... RELAX! I can-NOT "see the FUTURE", but NOTHING about my CURRENT physical-/mental-/psychological-state implies ANYTHING drastically-/worriedly-NEGATIVE.)
ME--to y'ALL: "I've been trying to tell you, I'm kind of awesome.
(--Augustus, 'The Fault in Our Stars')
...
Monday, February 1, 2016
"The more 'LOVE' I 'pour-OUT' INTO my life, .. the more my life 'pours LOVE' back-INTO me!"
... --Amadeus Wolfe
-- To any/ALL of MY "DOUBTERS"/"HATERS":
“It’s the resistance to the thought of what you perceive it to be. Not what it is in reality.”
(--Amadeus Wolfe)
(... PERCEIVED-FEAR can be LOADS-WORSE than what it ACTUALLY MAY-/MIGHT-be!)
(... I.e. TODAY at "NeuroFit 360", I had a big HARNESS hanging from the ceiling SUPPORTING me. So, after FOUR HESITANT-"MIS-trials" ... & ~10 minutes, I let-GO of my WALKER & STOOD-UP ... with NOTHING to lean-ON for SUPPORT.)
(... YYYEEESSSSS!)
-- As I lie here in bed--after a "2:48 am 'JAUNT'/'TREK' 'a mi banyo'" to URINATE, I noticed that--UN-fortunately-- MOST of my Caregivers just doN'T UNDERSTAND the/my URGENCY, when I "signal"--to THEM--to "HURRY-up". ... THIS-one DOES.
(... WHEW!)
(... I made-SURE to COMPLIMENT ... & THANK him!)
... ANOTHER "observation" of mine IS that I am REALLY-REQUIRING LESS & LESS sleep. ... DoN'T get me WRONG! I, CERTAINLY, get TIRED ... TOO-quickly. But, THIS is more "MUSCLE-FATIGUE" than an ACTUAL "DESIRE for ''Z''s.
(... I DEFINITELY-"would NOT" want my LEFT-arm to "fall-ASLEEP"!)
... STRANGELY/UN-orthodoxically yet WONDERFULLY, I DID "fall-BACK asleep" ... for ~four hours.
... I awoke--FINALLY--at ~7:00 am, with an UN-characteristic--yet WONDERFUL--SURPLUS of ENERGY!
-- Well, HWAT (EMPHASIZE the 'H'.) a "BADASS-name"!
-- To any/ALL of MY "DOUBTERS"/"HATERS":
“It’s the resistance to the thought of what you perceive it to be. Not what it is in reality.”
(--Amadeus Wolfe)
(... PERCEIVED-FEAR can be LOADS-WORSE than what it ACTUALLY MAY-/MIGHT-be!)
(... I.e. TODAY at "NeuroFit 360", I had a big HARNESS hanging from the ceiling SUPPORTING me. So, after FOUR HESITANT-"MIS-trials" ... & ~10 minutes, I let-GO of my WALKER & STOOD-UP ... with NOTHING to lean-ON for SUPPORT.)
(... YYYEEESSSSS!)
-- As I lie here in bed--after a "2:48 am 'JAUNT'/'TREK' 'a mi banyo'" to URINATE, I noticed that--UN-fortunately-- MOST of my Caregivers just doN'T UNDERSTAND the/my URGENCY, when I "signal"--to THEM--to "HURRY-up". ... THIS-one DOES.
(... WHEW!)
(... I made-SURE to COMPLIMENT ... & THANK him!)
... ANOTHER "observation" of mine IS that I am REALLY-REQUIRING LESS & LESS sleep. ... DoN'T get me WRONG! I, CERTAINLY, get TIRED ... TOO-quickly. But, THIS is more "MUSCLE-FATIGUE" than an ACTUAL "DESIRE for ''Z''s.
(... I DEFINITELY-"would NOT" want my LEFT-arm to "fall-ASLEEP"!)
... STRANGELY/UN-orthodoxically yet WONDERFULLY, I DID "fall-BACK asleep" ... for ~four hours.
... I awoke--FINALLY--at ~7:00 am, with an UN-characteristic--yet WONDERFUL--SURPLUS of ENERGY!
-- Well, HWAT (EMPHASIZE the 'H'.) a "BADASS-name"!
"Tom Hardy" played BOTH "Bane"--in 'The Dark Knight Rises' AND "Max" in 'Mad Max: Fury Road'.
"Thomas Hardy" was a MUCH-acclaimed, -respected & -REVERED English novelist, who wrote 'The Return of the Native'.
(... I RE-watched 'Mad Max: Fury Road' late last night.)
-- My MAIN-Nurse ASSISTED me in my "BIWEEKLY"* Payroll-numbers.
(... SHE reads-off EACH-worker's WRITTEN-times. I--MENTALLY/INSTANTLY--calculate his/her allotted WORK-hours.)
... I COULD compute these "$-numbers" ALONE. But, I'm ALL-ABOUT "TEAM-work".
-- I VERY-MUCH ENJOYED/related-TO this morning's TWO episodes of 'NUMB3RS' ... about "inTRA-connecting MATH & ROMANCE"**!
... "I'm (RE-) 'COLONIZING' my-OWN brain."
(--Lucy, 'Lucy')
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-- (ALL of the FOLLOWING quotes are from/by Amadeus H.T. Wolfe:)
“Paradoxes contain the ultimate truth: You do not see with your eyes, you see with your mind.”
((... My whole-LIFE is a "PARADOX":
-- I'm VERY-much a VISUAL-Learner. Yet, I have GLASSES, "Myopia" ("Nearsightedness") & Astigmatism.
-- I had a BOTCHED-surgery on my RIGHT-ulna JUNIOR-year of high school. Yet, SENIOR-year was my BEST wrestling-season! ***
... “It’s the resistance to the thought of what you perceive it to be. Not what it is in reality.”
(... PERCEIVED-FEAR can be LOADS-WORSE than what it ACTUALLY MAY-/MIGHT-be!)
(... I.e. TODAY at "NeuroFit 360", I had a big HARNESS hanging from the ceiling SUPPORTING me. So, after FOUR HESITANT-"MIS-trials" ... & ~10 minutes, I let-GO of my WALKER & STOOD-UP ... with NOTHING to lean-ON for SUPPORT.)
(... YYYEEESSSSS!)
... "Let-LOOSE your WILD-'heart', & allow it to 'run-FREE' across the 'landscapes of LIFE'."
(... I take-CHANCES, ... AFTER I RAPIDLY-compute the PROBABILITY/ODDS of my-SUCCESS!)
... "If you ACCEPT the current BELIEF-systems in ANY-society, you REMOVE your-OWN ability to 'play a CRUCIAL-role' in the ADVANCEMENT of society."
(... If you ALWAYS just-"GO with the FLOW", then HOW could you POSSIBLY-"make a DIFFERENCE"?!)
... "'Using your IMAGINATION' is NOT 'escaping REALITY'.
... It's a way of 'UNDERSTANDING it'."
(... MOST-things are NOT "cut & DRY"/"black & WHITE", so we HAFTA-use our respective-"IMAGINATION" to "wrap our HEADS around" 'em.)
... "The FOOL searches-for 'HAPPINESS' 'in the distance. ... The WISE-man knows he can 'make it GROW' ... from 'BENEATH his feet'."
(... In OTHER-words, "START a BLOG!")
(... WAY-to-GO, A.J.!)
... "When you LEARN-to 'create-GRATITUDE' CONSCIOUSLY, 'the universe' WILL-send you MORE experiences ... to be GRATEFUL-FOR."
(... In OTHER-words, "Help OTHERS, & 'KARMA' will 'REPAY you'.")
... "There are BASIC-'LAWS' inherent in EVERY 'system'. Once you UNDERSTAND the 'FOUNDATION' of their 'EFFECTS', you ''hold the 'KEY'', ... enabling you to 'MANIPULATE them' in ANY-manner you choose."
(... I.e. I UNDERSTAND, APPLY & "MANIPULATE"/ALTER MY "BIOPHYSICS", in order-to IMPROVE my PHYSICAL WELL-being.)
... "Transmute your 'WEAKNESS' into 'STRENGTH'. Embrace the DARK to find the LIGHT hidden within it."
(... First "STUDY" your "VICES", then "MANIPULATE" 'em into "VIRTUES".)
(... I.e. I--TEMPORARILY--caN'T write LEGIBLY. Thus, I compute ALL MATH-/FINANCIAL-"issues" ... MENTALLY. ... MY "Traumatically-Injured Brain" is REMARKABLY/SURPRISINGLY CONSISTENTLY-ACCURATE!)
... "The 'DREAMERS' are 'AWAKE', & those 'AWAKE' are 'lost in DREAMS'."
(... I am FULLY-AWARE of my surroundings. STILL, I "DREAM"/ENVISION MY-FUTURE as a BUSY, HAPPY, AMBLING-SUCCESS!)
... "Who we are, is our greatest work of art."
(... I am DAMN-PROUD of MY ASTOUNDING ACADEMIC-, ATHLETIC-, BIOMEDICAL- & LOGISTIC-SUCCESS!)
... "'THOUGHTS' are the 'SEEDS' of all-CREATION."
(... "INKLINGS" --> "IDEAS" --> "VISIONS" --> "TASKS"
--> "SUCCESS" --> "CELEBRATION"
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... If "Plan-A" doesN'T work, 'the alphabet' STILL-has 25-MORE "letters".
(... "IF--at first, you doN'T succeed, ... TRY, TRY again."
... WITH any NOTED-adjustments!)
KEY
* = "BIWEEKLY" is an AMBIGUOUS-term:
It COULD mean EITHER mean ...
"TWICE/week"
OR
"ONCE every-OTHER week".
(... In THIS/MY-instance, it means the LATTER.)
** = BOTH females AND "SQUARES" have ASTOUNDING "figures".
*** = I STILL caN'T FULLY-open my RIGHT-hand with-OUT assistance.
...
(... SHE reads-off EACH-worker's WRITTEN-times. I--MENTALLY/INSTANTLY--calculate his/her allotted WORK-hours.)
... I COULD compute these "$-numbers" ALONE. But, I'm ALL-ABOUT "TEAM-work".
-- I VERY-MUCH ENJOYED/related-TO this morning's TWO episodes of 'NUMB3RS' ... about "inTRA-connecting MATH & ROMANCE"**!
... "I'm (RE-) 'COLONIZING' my-OWN brain."
(--Lucy, 'Lucy')
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-- (ALL of the FOLLOWING quotes are from/by Amadeus H.T. Wolfe:)
“Paradoxes contain the ultimate truth: You do not see with your eyes, you see with your mind.”
((... My whole-LIFE is a "PARADOX":
-- I'm VERY-much a VISUAL-Learner. Yet, I have GLASSES, "Myopia" ("Nearsightedness") & Astigmatism.
-- I had a BOTCHED-surgery on my RIGHT-ulna JUNIOR-year of high school. Yet, SENIOR-year was my BEST wrestling-season! ***
... “It’s the resistance to the thought of what you perceive it to be. Not what it is in reality.”
(... PERCEIVED-FEAR can be LOADS-WORSE than what it ACTUALLY MAY-/MIGHT-be!)
(... I.e. TODAY at "NeuroFit 360", I had a big HARNESS hanging from the ceiling SUPPORTING me. So, after FOUR HESITANT-"MIS-trials" ... & ~10 minutes, I let-GO of my WALKER & STOOD-UP ... with NOTHING to lean-ON for SUPPORT.)
(... YYYEEESSSSS!)
... "Let-LOOSE your WILD-'heart', & allow it to 'run-FREE' across the 'landscapes of LIFE'."
(... I take-CHANCES, ... AFTER I RAPIDLY-compute the PROBABILITY/ODDS of my-SUCCESS!)
... "If you ACCEPT the current BELIEF-systems in ANY-society, you REMOVE your-OWN ability to 'play a CRUCIAL-role' in the ADVANCEMENT of society."
(... If you ALWAYS just-"GO with the FLOW", then HOW could you POSSIBLY-"make a DIFFERENCE"?!)
... "'Using your IMAGINATION' is NOT 'escaping REALITY'.
... It's a way of 'UNDERSTANDING it'."
(... MOST-things are NOT "cut & DRY"/"black & WHITE", so we HAFTA-use our respective-"IMAGINATION" to "wrap our HEADS around" 'em.)
... "The FOOL searches-for 'HAPPINESS' 'in the distance. ... The WISE-man knows he can 'make it GROW' ... from 'BENEATH his feet'."
(... In OTHER-words, "START a BLOG!")
(... WAY-to-GO, A.J.!)
... "When you LEARN-to 'create-GRATITUDE' CONSCIOUSLY, 'the universe' WILL-send you MORE experiences ... to be GRATEFUL-FOR."
(... In OTHER-words, "Help OTHERS, & 'KARMA' will 'REPAY you'.")
... "There are BASIC-'LAWS' inherent in EVERY 'system'. Once you UNDERSTAND the 'FOUNDATION' of their 'EFFECTS', you ''hold the 'KEY'', ... enabling you to 'MANIPULATE them' in ANY-manner you choose."
(... I.e. I UNDERSTAND, APPLY & "MANIPULATE"/ALTER MY "BIOPHYSICS", in order-to IMPROVE my PHYSICAL WELL-being.)
... "Transmute your 'WEAKNESS' into 'STRENGTH'. Embrace the DARK to find the LIGHT hidden within it."
(... First "STUDY" your "VICES", then "MANIPULATE" 'em into "VIRTUES".)
(... I.e. I--TEMPORARILY--caN'T write LEGIBLY. Thus, I compute ALL MATH-/FINANCIAL-"issues" ... MENTALLY. ... MY "Traumatically-Injured Brain" is REMARKABLY/SURPRISINGLY CONSISTENTLY-ACCURATE!)
... "The 'DREAMERS' are 'AWAKE', & those 'AWAKE' are 'lost in DREAMS'."
(... I am FULLY-AWARE of my surroundings. STILL, I "DREAM"/ENVISION MY-FUTURE as a BUSY, HAPPY, AMBLING-SUCCESS!)
... "Who we are, is our greatest work of art."
(... I am DAMN-PROUD of MY ASTOUNDING ACADEMIC-, ATHLETIC-, BIOMEDICAL- & LOGISTIC-SUCCESS!)
... "'THOUGHTS' are the 'SEEDS' of all-CREATION."
(... "INKLINGS" --> "IDEAS" --> "VISIONS" --> "TASKS"
--> "SUCCESS" --> "CELEBRATION"
_________________________________________________________________
... If "Plan-A" doesN'T work, 'the alphabet' STILL-has 25-MORE "letters".
(... "IF--at first, you doN'T succeed, ... TRY, TRY again."
... WITH any NOTED-adjustments!)
KEY
* = "BIWEEKLY" is an AMBIGUOUS-term:
It COULD mean EITHER mean ...
"TWICE/week"
OR
"ONCE every-OTHER week".
(... In THIS/MY-instance, it means the LATTER.)
** = BOTH females AND "SQUARES" have ASTOUNDING "figures".
*** = I STILL caN'T FULLY-open my RIGHT-hand with-OUT assistance.
...
Sunday, January 31, 2016
“I am NOT what you THINK I am.YOU are what you think I am."
... --Amadeus Wolfe
DESPITE my LOUD, "HEAVY-steps", while I "WALK", I'm STILL quite-NIMBLE.
... “Paradoxes contain the ultimate truth: You do not see with your eyes, you see with your mind.”
(--Amadeus Wolfe)
(... BIG-'kudos' to my Karate-inspired FLEXIBILITY ... & my PRIDE-inspired UNDERSTANDING/APPLICATION of PHYSICS!)
-- "Ya know, I WISH there WERE 'PIG-Men' around here. ... SUDDENLY, I look ... BETTER."
(--George, 'Seinfeld')
This goes out to ALL my NERVES that RIH-FUSE to RIH-SPOND to 'MESS-UH-JESS:
I've waited LONG-enough, but I'm STILL TRY-IN'!
NERD! You KNOW you LOVE that we're SMART-enough to MANAGE my MILLIONS.
STRONG-enough to 'WITHSTAND' two comas & STILL fun-TION!
DoN'T 'test my SMALL-PATIENCE'!
Oh, c'mon, leg-NERVES!
HOPE you're NOT-'DEAD'!
Be 'Christ', & RISE-UP!
My IN-SPIHR-AY-SHUHN can 'FUEL' the NA-SHUHN!
Restless-de-ZIRE ... could 'IGNITE' the 'FIRE'.
I'll do ANYTHING for YOU!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What are THEY?
WHAT do they RUN?!
MY LIFE!
(What runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
My LIFE!
(WHO runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
My LIFE!
(WHO runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
They run MY-LIFE!
Who RUNS MY-LIFE?! LEGS!"
DESPITE my LOUD, "HEAVY-steps", while I "WALK", I'm STILL quite-NIMBLE.
... “Paradoxes contain the ultimate truth: You do not see with your eyes, you see with your mind.”
(--Amadeus Wolfe)
(... BIG-'kudos' to my Karate-inspired FLEXIBILITY ... & my PRIDE-inspired UNDERSTANDING/APPLICATION of PHYSICS!)
-- "Ya know, I WISH there WERE 'PIG-Men' around here. ... SUDDENLY, I look ... BETTER."
(--George, 'Seinfeld')
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(INSPIRATION --'Girls, Who Run the World'
BY Beyonce)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Some of them men think they freak this like we do
But no they don't
Make your cheque come at they neck
Disrespect us no they won't
But no they don't
Make your cheque come at they neck
Disrespect us no they won't
Boy don't even try to touch this
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston, Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later
I think I need a barber
None of these niggas can fade me
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston, Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later
I think I need a barber
None of these niggas can fade me
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this
Boy I'm just playing
Come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me
Come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me
My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
It's hot up in here DJ
Don't be scared to run this-run this back
I'm rapping for the girls who taking over the world
Help me raise a glass for the college grads
41 rolling to let you know what time it is, check
You can't hold me
I work my 9 to 5, better cut my check
Don't be scared to run this-run this back
I'm rapping for the girls who taking over the world
Help me raise a glass for the college grads
41 rolling to let you know what time it is, check
You can't hold me
I work my 9 to 5, better cut my check
This goes out to all the women getting it in you're on your grind
To other men that respect what I do please accept my shine
Boy you know you love it how we're smart enough to make these millions
Strong enough to bear the children then get back to business
To other men that respect what I do please accept my shine
Boy you know you love it how we're smart enough to make these millions
Strong enough to bear the children then get back to business
See, you better not play me
Oh, come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me
Oh, come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me
My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who are we?
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we ?
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we?
What do we run?!
We run the world
(Who run this mother?!)
Who are we?!
What we run?!
We run the world!!
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we ?
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we?
What do we run?!
We run the world
(Who run this mother?!)
Who are we?!
What we run?!
We run the world!!
Who run the world? Girls
(MY version:
'LEGS, They RAN My Life':)
(... DOUBLE-entendre' on "RAN")
"LEGS! They RAN my WHOLE-Life. (YEAH)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
What RAN my life?! Legs! (LEGS!)
What ran my life? Legs!
What ran my life? Legs!
What ran my life? Legs!
What RUNS my life?! Legs! (LEGS!)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (LEGS!)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
Some o' you, 'NORMS', think ya KNOW how I FEEL.
Sadly, you doN'T.
Make sure you check the pressure-gauge on your TIRES,
And, have a 'Disabled-decal' you WON'T.
Please, doN'T 'toy me' with 'FAUX'-ehm-pah-THEE.
Jeez, this 'SHIT' is cray-ZEE.
Ah-LAS! ''C'est la VIE.''
NOW, I'm 'rep-ree-ZENT-in' day-VEE!
Dis goes out to ALL my-peeps searchin' fo' some IN-spih-RAY-SHUHN,
Who ''FACE Life's tests'', but then struggle-to go-ON.
For-now, I NEED this TUBE.
Nonetheless, my BRAIN-strength's still STRONG!
I'm an ah-naw-mah-LEE.
'Test me'! I Kid-NOT!
I hope you're NOT up-SET,
'Cuz I'm smartER than THOU.
My IN-SPIHR-AY-SHUHN can 'FUEL' the NA-SHUHN!
Restless-de-ZIRE ... could 'IGNITE' the 'FIRE'.
I'll do ANYTHING for YOU.
What runs my life? Legs! (legs) What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
(... DOUBLE-entendre' on "RAN")
"LEGS! They RAN my WHOLE-Life. (YEAH)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
Legs! They ran my whole-life. (Yeah)
What RAN my life?! Legs! (LEGS!)
What ran my life? Legs!
What ran my life? Legs!
What ran my life? Legs!
What RUNS my life?! Legs! (LEGS!)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runS my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my whole-life? Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (LEGS!)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
Some o' you, 'NORMS', think ya KNOW how I FEEL.
Sadly, you doN'T.
Make sure you check the pressure-gauge on your TIRES,
And, have a 'Disabled-decal' you WON'T.
Please, doN'T 'toy me' with 'FAUX'-ehm-pah-THEE.
Jeez, this 'SHIT' is cray-ZEE.
Ah-LAS! ''C'est la VIE.''
NOW, I'm 'rep-ree-ZENT-in' day-VEE!
Dis goes out to ALL my-peeps searchin' fo' some IN-spih-RAY-SHUHN,
Who ''FACE Life's tests'', but then struggle-to go-ON.
For-now, I NEED this TUBE.
Nonetheless, my BRAIN-strength's still STRONG!
I'm an ah-naw-mah-LEE.
'Test me'! I Kid-NOT!
I hope you're NOT up-SET,
'Cuz I'm smartER than THOU.
My IN-SPIHR-AY-SHUHN can 'FUEL' the NA-SHUHN!
Restless-de-ZIRE ... could 'IGNITE' the 'FIRE'.
I'll do ANYTHING for YOU.
What runs my life? Legs! (legs) What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
You YEARN-to 'WALK'-AGAIN, A.J.
DoN'T be scared-of what's to-COME--what's to-COME.
I'm 'WALKING' 'tward the girls who'll 'treasure' my
CUHM-PUH-NEE!
I've gotta-RAISE my LEGS ... one-at-a-TIME.
23 WALKING-years of MUSCLE-MEM'RY, it is, CHECK.
Nerves caN'T STOP ME!
I SLEEP from 12 to 6, & that is IT.This goes out to ALL my NERVES that RIH-FUSE to RIH-SPOND to 'MESS-UH-JESS:
I've waited LONG-enough, but I'm STILL TRY-IN'!
NERD! You KNOW you LOVE that we're SMART-enough to MANAGE my MILLIONS.
STRONG-enough to 'WITHSTAND' two comas & STILL fun-TION!
DoN'T 'test my SMALL-PATIENCE'!
Oh, c'mon, leg-NERVES!
HOPE you're NOT-'DEAD'!
Be 'Christ', & RISE-UP!
My IN-SPIHR-AY-SHUHN can 'FUEL' the NA-SHUHN!
Restless-de-ZIRE ... could 'IGNITE' the 'FIRE'.
I'll do ANYTHING for YOU!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my WHOLE-life?! Legs!
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What runs my life? Legs! (legs)
What are THEY?
WHAT do they RUN?!
MY LIFE!
(What runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
My LIFE!
(WHO runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
My LIFE!
(WHO runs my WHOLE-LIFE?!)
Who are THEY?
WHAT'd they RUN?!
They run MY-LIFE!
Who RUNS MY-LIFE?! LEGS!"
____________________________________________
-- (WARNING) As of ~6:15 pm EST, I had TRIUMPHANTLY/EXCITEDLY-"dropped THREE 'BOWEL-BOMBS'" in a span of ~14.25 hours.
(... YAY ... for MY "digestive-PROCESSING"!)
(... THAT's ONE "Excretory-Extravaganza of Excess- ...
EVERYTHING every/per ~4.708333 HOURS.)
(... IS that "HEALTHY"?!)
...
-- (WARNING) As of ~6:15 pm EST, I had TRIUMPHANTLY/EXCITEDLY-"dropped THREE 'BOWEL-BOMBS'" in a span of ~14.25 hours.
(... YAY ... for MY "digestive-PROCESSING"!)
(... THAT's ONE "Excretory-Extravaganza of Excess- ...
EVERYTHING every/per ~4.708333 HOURS.)
(... IS that "HEALTHY"?!)
...
"Three CHEERS for" MY "Biophysical-UNDERSTANDING & -APPLICATIONS!
...
Granted, 'tis EARLY ('Twas ~4:00 am.) & I AM "tired", (STRANGELY, I am NOT "sleepy".) but I thought I SHOULD "note" my "Gastro-Intestinal FORTITUDE"!
1) I KNEW & TOLD my Weekend-Nurse yesterday that I had a "SLIGHTLY 'upset-stomach'", but "'tis LIKELY 'cuz I need-to 'RELIEVE-myself' via 'EXCRETORY-EVACUATION'"*.
2) (WARNING) As my "POOP-PARTIES" have become more-SOLID, I've ACTUALLY-been SEMI-/QUASI-/SORTA-
/KINDA-SMELLIN' 'em!
(... 14 out of 16 "2016-DUMPS"** have "PENETRATED" & "been DETECTED BY" my "NASAL-nerves".)
(... 14/16 = 87.5%)
3) As CONTENT/SATISFIED as I FEEL right-AFTER a SUCCESSFUL "bowel-movement", I'm even-MORE EXCITED, when I "UNLEASH my 'digestive-WASTE'" with-OUT any "NUTRITIONAL-/MEDICINAL-stimulant"!
'Twas ALL-ME!
KEY
* = YES, that's how "OUTLANDISH" I speak. ... ACTUALLY, to be more-POSITIVE, I "KNOW my AUDIENCE". Ergo, I was talking-TO a NURSE, so I COULD "employ some 'MEDICAL-jargon'".
** = YES, I "DOCUMENT"CHART ALL of my "FECAL-FESTIVITIES", 'cuz I HAVE-to "monitor" my "G.I.-activity".
... "It's SCIENCE!"
...
Granted, 'tis EARLY ('Twas ~4:00 am.) & I AM "tired", (STRANGELY, I am NOT "sleepy".) but I thought I SHOULD "note" my "Gastro-Intestinal FORTITUDE"!
1) I KNEW & TOLD my Weekend-Nurse yesterday that I had a "SLIGHTLY 'upset-stomach'", but "'tis LIKELY 'cuz I need-to 'RELIEVE-myself' via 'EXCRETORY-EVACUATION'"*.
2) (WARNING) As my "POOP-PARTIES" have become more-SOLID, I've ACTUALLY-been SEMI-/QUASI-/SORTA-
/KINDA-SMELLIN' 'em!
(... 14 out of 16 "2016-DUMPS"** have "PENETRATED" & "been DETECTED BY" my "NASAL-nerves".)
(... 14/16 = 87.5%)
3) As CONTENT/SATISFIED as I FEEL right-AFTER a SUCCESSFUL "bowel-movement", I'm even-MORE EXCITED, when I "UNLEASH my 'digestive-WASTE'" with-OUT any "NUTRITIONAL-/MEDICINAL-stimulant"!
'Twas ALL-ME!
KEY
* = YES, that's how "OUTLANDISH" I speak. ... ACTUALLY, to be more-POSITIVE, I "KNOW my AUDIENCE". Ergo, I was talking-TO a NURSE, so I COULD "employ some 'MEDICAL-jargon'".
** = YES, I "DOCUMENT"CHART ALL of my "FECAL-FESTIVITIES", 'cuz I HAVE-to "monitor" my "G.I.-activity".
... "It's SCIENCE!"
...
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