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Granted, 'tis EARLY ('Twas ~4:00 am.) & I AM "tired", (STRANGELY, I am NOT "sleepy".) but I thought I SHOULD "note" my "Gastro-Intestinal FORTITUDE"!
1) I KNEW & TOLD my Weekend-Nurse yesterday that I had a "SLIGHTLY 'upset-stomach'", but "'tis LIKELY 'cuz I need-to 'RELIEVE-myself' via 'EXCRETORY-EVACUATION'"*.
2) (WARNING) As my "POOP-PARTIES" have become more-SOLID, I've ACTUALLY-been SEMI-/QUASI-/SORTA-
/KINDA-SMELLIN' 'em!
(... 14 out of 16 "2016-DUMPS"** have "PENETRATED" & "been DETECTED BY" my "NASAL-nerves".)
(... 14/16 = 87.5%)
3) As CONTENT/SATISFIED as I FEEL right-AFTER a SUCCESSFUL "bowel-movement", I'm even-MORE EXCITED, when I "UNLEASH my 'digestive-WASTE'" with-OUT any "NUTRITIONAL-/MEDICINAL-stimulant"!
'Twas ALL-ME!
KEY
* = YES, that's how "OUTLANDISH" I speak. ... ACTUALLY, to be more-POSITIVE, I "KNOW my AUDIENCE". Ergo, I was talking-TO a NURSE, so I COULD "employ some 'MEDICAL-jargon'".
** = YES, I "DOCUMENT"CHART ALL of my "FECAL-FESTIVITIES", 'cuz I HAVE-to "monitor" my "G.I.-activity".
... "It's SCIENCE!"
...
Sunday, January 31, 2016
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