...
JUST-to INFORM y'ALL:
I'm VERY-much INVOLVED in my BOOK-writing ... EVERY-morning & -evening!
Sooo, THAT--coupled with my REHAB--occupies ... (Times seven days a week, carry the 1) ... ALL o' my time.
... But, I'm doin' WELL!
PS "It's HARD, ... when people doN'T UNDERSTAND you."
(--Ralph-->9-year old GENIUS, Scorpion)
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Monday, January 30, 2017
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
(TUESDAY) I NEEDED a day to CALM-myself!
...
-- FIRST-off, YESTERDAY there were a couple o' FANTASTIC-milestones:
... 1) I could REALLY kinda-TASTE the condiments w/ my SALMON.
(... There were the THREE bites o' JUST-FISH, then SIX bites o' salmon & [SPICY] mustard, then SEVEN bites o' salmon & [SOUR] lemon-juice ... & FIVE bites o' salmon DIPPED in [SALTY] teriyaki-sauce
(YEEESSSSS!)
2) I SIDE-stepped ... for the FIRST-time in ~NINE YEARS ... very-SMOOTHLY ... a-LOT ... @ 'NeuroFit 360'!
-- TODAY:
... "TUESDAYs are 'ARMS & BACK'"
(--'Anchorman') --> I had my UPPER body-workout
(... I'm UP-to ... ~63% LEFT-hand OPENING!)
... I WENT & CO-taught MY two NEW-techniques @ Martial Arts-class!
((... Well, I was SUPPOSED-to do that! ... But, the COMBINATION-of a BIG-class (22 kids) & some GREAT jujitsu caused Professor to LOSE-track of TIME. ... Sooo, I'll design ANOTHER-one for THURSDAY.))
...
-- FIRST-off, YESTERDAY there were a couple o' FANTASTIC-milestones:
... 1) I could REALLY kinda-TASTE the condiments w/ my SALMON.
(... There were the THREE bites o' JUST-FISH, then SIX bites o' salmon & [SPICY] mustard, then SEVEN bites o' salmon & [SOUR] lemon-juice ... & FIVE bites o' salmon DIPPED in [SALTY] teriyaki-sauce
(YEEESSSSS!)
2) I SIDE-stepped ... for the FIRST-time in ~NINE YEARS ... very-SMOOTHLY ... a-LOT ... @ 'NeuroFit 360'!
-- TODAY:
... "TUESDAYs are 'ARMS & BACK'"
(--'Anchorman') --> I had my UPPER body-workout
(... I'm UP-to ... ~63% LEFT-hand OPENING!)
... I WENT & CO-taught MY two NEW-techniques @ Martial Arts-class!
((... Well, I was SUPPOSED-to do that! ... But, the COMBINATION-of a BIG-class (22 kids) & some GREAT jujitsu caused Professor to LOSE-track of TIME. ... Sooo, I'll design ANOTHER-one for THURSDAY.))
...
Friday, January 20, 2017
(FRIDAY) What a KICKAS-day ... of THERAPY!
...
1) I rode a handicap-ADJUSTED bike completely-AROUND my GYM-facility (~HALF a mile).
... ONLY-'cuz I sought to IMPRESS my NEW, GOOD-looking (FEMALE) Trainer, I VOLUNTEERED for a SECOND-lap!
... I EVEN rode-through the Winn-Dixie ... to be an ASS ... on such a BEAUTIFUL-day!
... I practiced---LOT--my SIDE-stepping.
(... I NEEDED that!)
2) I SPOKE very-COGENTLY & CONSISTENTLY during my SPEECH-session.
... I ATE--by MOUTH--some SALMON ... with random-BITES dipped-in Grey Poupon.
... I couldN'T really-TASTE the mustard. But, I FELT the sensation ... of SPICINESS ... in my NOSE & THROAT.
... THEN, I--myself--squeezed a LEMON-wedge on SOME fish.
... WOWZA, what a DIFFERENCE! I DISTINCTLY-sensed the SPICY-ness of the MUSTARD ... COMPARED-to the SOUR-ness of the LEMON!
... PLUS, I devised, designed & printed-out some MATH-equations to RECITE, which I DID:
The quantity of (4 plus 4) times 10 equals 80.
9 times 9 equals 81.
2 times 41 equals 82.
6 times 14 minus 1 equals 83.
7 times 12 equals 84.
5 times 17 equals 85.
4 times 21 point 5 equals 86.
3 times 29 equals 87.
8 times 11 equals 88.
7 squared plus the quantity 8 times 5 equals 89.
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1) I rode a handicap-ADJUSTED bike completely-AROUND my GYM-facility (~HALF a mile).
... ONLY-'cuz I sought to IMPRESS my NEW, GOOD-looking (FEMALE) Trainer, I VOLUNTEERED for a SECOND-lap!
... I EVEN rode-through the Winn-Dixie ... to be an ASS ... on such a BEAUTIFUL-day!
... I practiced---LOT--my SIDE-stepping.
(... I NEEDED that!)
2) I SPOKE very-COGENTLY & CONSISTENTLY during my SPEECH-session.
... I ATE--by MOUTH--some SALMON ... with random-BITES dipped-in Grey Poupon.
... I couldN'T really-TASTE the mustard. But, I FELT the sensation ... of SPICINESS ... in my NOSE & THROAT.
... THEN, I--myself--squeezed a LEMON-wedge on SOME fish.
... WOWZA, what a DIFFERENCE! I DISTINCTLY-sensed the SPICY-ness of the MUSTARD ... COMPARED-to the SOUR-ness of the LEMON!
... PLUS, I devised, designed & printed-out some MATH-equations to RECITE, which I DID:
The quantity of (4 plus 4) times 10 equals 80.
9 times 9 equals 81.
2 times 41 equals 82.
6 times 14 minus 1 equals 83.
7 times 12 equals 84.
5 times 17 equals 85.
4 times 21 point 5 equals 86.
3 times 29 equals 87.
8 times 11 equals 88.
7 squared plus the quantity 8 times 5 equals 89.
...
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
(TUESDAY) FINISHED-/COMPLETED-"work":
...
... "Trial & SUCCESS":
... YESTERDAY, I had a DELIGHTFUL SPEECH-Therapy session! I ATE--via MOUTH--a LIL' BIT of chicken ... & fish. FIRST, I ate the ... SIX bites of CHICKEN, sailed-over to the FISH. After I took FOUR bites o' the FISH, I STARTED-exprimenting:
1) I CLOSED my EYES, took a bite o' the fish, SLOWLY-chewed, LICKED my lips & GUESSED what fish I was EATING. ... Since the CONSISTENCY was rather STEAK-like but SMOOTH, I called-upon my CHEF-expertise to DEDUCE-CORRECTLY ... that 'twas
SALMON!
(... YEEES!)
2) I took a lemon-WEDGE & BIT it--REPEATEDLY--like I did ... 18 years EARLIER ... with an ORANGE ... on the SOCCER-field.
(... I could DEFINITELY-FEEL the SOUR!
... YYYAAAAAAA!)
-- My BOOK-Editor INFORMED me today (Tuesday) that she's having computer-PROBLEMS & will be UN-able to MAKE it to our MEETING tonight.
(... BUMMER!)
HOWEVER, THAT allows me time to make INDEPENDENT-revisions.
(... ALSO, I guess LAST NIGHT's computer-ERRORs were NOT JUST-me!)
(... What-IF ... there's a BUG?!)
...
... "Trial & SUCCESS":
... YESTERDAY, I had a DELIGHTFUL SPEECH-Therapy session! I ATE--via MOUTH--a LIL' BIT of chicken ... & fish. FIRST, I ate the ... SIX bites of CHICKEN, sailed-over to the FISH. After I took FOUR bites o' the FISH, I STARTED-exprimenting:
1) I CLOSED my EYES, took a bite o' the fish, SLOWLY-chewed, LICKED my lips & GUESSED what fish I was EATING. ... Since the CONSISTENCY was rather STEAK-like but SMOOTH, I called-upon my CHEF-expertise to DEDUCE-CORRECTLY ... that 'twas
SALMON!
(... YEEES!)
2) I took a lemon-WEDGE & BIT it--REPEATEDLY--like I did ... 18 years EARLIER ... with an ORANGE ... on the SOCCER-field.
(... I could DEFINITELY-FEEL the SOUR!
... YYYAAAAAAA!)
-- My BOOK-Editor INFORMED me today (Tuesday) that she's having computer-PROBLEMS & will be UN-able to MAKE it to our MEETING tonight.
(... BUMMER!)
HOWEVER, THAT allows me time to make INDEPENDENT-revisions.
(... ALSO, I guess LAST NIGHT's computer-ERRORs were NOT JUST-me!)
(... What-IF ... there's a BUG?!)
...
(MONDAY) "Trial & ERROR" (EVENTUALLY) LEADS-to
... "Trial & SUCCESS"
-- (fish -- SALMON = "STEAK-like")
... 2 out of 3 lemon-wedges; I SQUEZED 'em (DEFINITE SOUR-feeling/-taste; BIT the LAST-wedge like 'twas n ORANGE; RE-kindled MEMORIES of orange-wedges for SOCCER)
-- BUT! (Of-COURSE!) My computer CRASHED last night. So, THIS-post is UN-finished.
.................
-- (fish -- SALMON = "STEAK-like")
... 2 out of 3 lemon-wedges; I SQUEZED 'em (DEFINITE SOUR-feeling/-taste; BIT the LAST-wedge like 'twas n ORANGE; RE-kindled MEMORIES of orange-wedges for SOCCER)
-- BUT! (Of-COURSE!) My computer CRASHED last night. So, THIS-post is UN-finished.
.................
Friday, January 13, 2017
((FRIDAY T.G.I.F.!
... (Now, to be politically-CORRECT--as in ... NOT-Trump, ... it's Thank GOODNESS It's Friday)
-- At my GYM, I displayed some GREAT leg-CONTROL, as I practiced ~60 reps--on EACH-leg--of lifts-OVER & slooow-LOWERINGS next-to a STATIONARY-cone.
-- FANTASTIC-EATING--via MOUTH--in SPEECH-Therapy!
... I ate--via MOUTH--18 bites of CHICKEN ... NEAR-flawlessly ... & QUICKLY.
... PLUS, I TRIED dipping some bites in KETCHUP ... OR MUSTARD.
** I could-SENSE the condiments!
Granted, I could ONLY SEMI-taste the SALTINESS of the ketchup & the SWEETNESS of the mustard.
But, HOLY-SHIT! What a FABULOUS fuckin' START!
... EVER the SCIENTIST, (My brother: "NERD!") I conducted an EXPERIMENT ... of five bites of chicken ... that I MAY or may-NOT have DIPPED-in a sauce ... with my eyes-SHUT.
...
I EDUCATED-guessed:
KETCHUP,
KETCHUP,
MUSTARD,
NO-SUCE,
MUSTARD
...
ALL were CORRECT!
... What a KICKASS-beginning of 2017!
P.S. Studies have SHOWN that people who CURSE like fuckin' SAILORS TEND-to be
(Bostonian accent:) "FUCKIN' SMAHTUH, ... like a HAHVUHD-kid!"
...
-- At my GYM, I displayed some GREAT leg-CONTROL, as I practiced ~60 reps--on EACH-leg--of lifts-OVER & slooow-LOWERINGS next-to a STATIONARY-cone.
-- FANTASTIC-EATING--via MOUTH--in SPEECH-Therapy!
... I ate--via MOUTH--18 bites of CHICKEN ... NEAR-flawlessly ... & QUICKLY.
... PLUS, I TRIED dipping some bites in KETCHUP ... OR MUSTARD.
** I could-SENSE the condiments!
Granted, I could ONLY SEMI-taste the SALTINESS of the ketchup & the SWEETNESS of the mustard.
But, HOLY-SHIT! What a FABULOUS fuckin' START!
... EVER the SCIENTIST, (My brother: "NERD!") I conducted an EXPERIMENT ... of five bites of chicken ... that I MAY or may-NOT have DIPPED-in a sauce ... with my eyes-SHUT.
...
I EDUCATED-guessed:
KETCHUP,
KETCHUP,
MUSTARD,
NO-SUCE,
MUSTARD
...
ALL were CORRECT!
... What a KICKASS-beginning of 2017!
P.S. Studies have SHOWN that people who CURSE like fuckin' SAILORS TEND-to be
(Bostonian accent:) "FUCKIN' SMAHTUH, ... like a HAHVUHD-kid!"
...
Thursday, January 12, 2017
(THURSDAY) NEVUH QUESTION MY decision-making!
...
I DECIDED-to SWITCH-from a LOOOOONG autobiographical-tale to a BETTER-understood 3-part book.
(... THANKS, NeuralPsychoTherapist!)
...
I DECIDED-to converse-with two parents of a NEW, YOUNG Karateka. I told 'em my taleS, & they were LAUGHINGLY-RIVETED
(... I am a FANTASTIC advertise-ment/-r for the DOJO.)
...
I DECIDED-to watch a NEW 30-minute episode of Lip Sync Battle at 10 pm ... INSTEAD-of a NEW 60-minute episode of Pure Genius.
(... At the time, I VALUED COMEDY OVER INTELLIGENCE.
...PLUS, I have On-DEMAND, so I'll have a BUSY-weekend of watching ... INSTRUCTING-on ... Martial Arts, football-PLAYOFFS, Saturday Night Live & now SMART-people/Pure Genius.)
...
I DECIDED-to INVITE a Karateka & his mom to ACCOMPANY-me to a WRESTLING-match ... at my ex-high school next month.
(... He's an IMMINENT-student & HOPEFUL-wrestler.)
(... 'Tis February 8th ... I THINK.)
...
I DECIDED-to SWITCH-from a LOOOOONG autobiographical-tale to a BETTER-understood 3-part book.
(... THANKS, NeuralPsychoTherapist!)
...
I DECIDED-to converse-with two parents of a NEW, YOUNG Karateka. I told 'em my taleS, & they were LAUGHINGLY-RIVETED
(... I am a FANTASTIC advertise-ment/-r for the DOJO.)
...
I DECIDED-to watch a NEW 30-minute episode of Lip Sync Battle at 10 pm ... INSTEAD-of a NEW 60-minute episode of Pure Genius.
(... At the time, I VALUED COMEDY OVER INTELLIGENCE.
...PLUS, I have On-DEMAND, so I'll have a BUSY-weekend of watching ... INSTRUCTING-on ... Martial Arts, football-PLAYOFFS, Saturday Night Live & now SMART-people/Pure Genius.)
...
I DECIDED-to INVITE a Karateka & his mom to ACCOMPANY-me to a WRESTLING-match ... at my ex-high school next month.
(... He's an IMMINENT-student & HOPEFUL-wrestler.)
(... 'Tis February 8th ... I THINK.)
...
Saturday, January 7, 2017
(SATURDAY) VERBAL-APPRECIATION feels ... DAMN-GOOD!
...
EARLY this afternoon I attended the ADULTS' Martial Arts class ... to watch Professor teach MY RECENTLY-designed Karate + Wrestling + Jujitsu technique.
The class of ~11 students REALLY-LIKED the technique ... which I DESIGNED-off MY patented WRESTLING-move ... which I deemed "the EGG-ROLL".
(... MANY VERBAL-Thank youS!)
... 'Twas ESPECIALLY-INSPIRING, 'cuz Professor's JUST-recovering from RECENT Double-HIP Surgery.
(... I'm in the MIDST-of REHABBING my NON SURGICALLY-repaired LEFT-hip.)
(... The KIDS are VERY-APPRECIATIVE too.. ... They're just--NATURALLY--NOT-as-vocal.)
-- PLUS, I HOSTED a BIRTHDAY-PARTY for my mom.
...
EARLY this afternoon I attended the ADULTS' Martial Arts class ... to watch Professor teach MY RECENTLY-designed Karate + Wrestling + Jujitsu technique.
The class of ~11 students REALLY-LIKED the technique ... which I DESIGNED-off MY patented WRESTLING-move ... which I deemed "the EGG-ROLL".
(... MANY VERBAL-Thank youS!)
... 'Twas ESPECIALLY-INSPIRING, 'cuz Professor's JUST-recovering from RECENT Double-HIP Surgery.
(... I'm in the MIDST-of REHABBING my NON SURGICALLY-repaired LEFT-hip.)
(... The KIDS are VERY-APPRECIATIVE too.. ... They're just--NATURALLY--NOT-as-vocal.)
-- PLUS, I HOSTED a BIRTHDAY-PARTY for my mom.
...
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
(TUESDAY) 'Twas a "SOLID"-day of FUN & FEATS!
...
-- PRODUCTIVE Speech Therapy-session of TONGUE-movement, LIP-control & EATING-goals!
... JUST-to switch things around ... to make-SURE I'm PREPARED-for MANY DIFFERENT-foods, my SPEECH-Therpist & my NURSE concluded that I should CHANGE from EGGS to ... CHICKEN ... on Thursday.
-- I had a VERY-ENCOURAGING & PRODUCTIVE meeting with my (relatively) NEW BOOK-editor!
-- My Martial Arts Professor actually ASKED me (last week) to "come-IN next TUESDAY" (TODAY) to TEACH my NEW technique.
(... I am to CO-teach the ADULT-class on SATURDAY.)
...
-- PRODUCTIVE Speech Therapy-session of TONGUE-movement, LIP-control & EATING-goals!
... JUST-to switch things around ... to make-SURE I'm PREPARED-for MANY DIFFERENT-foods, my SPEECH-Therpist & my NURSE concluded that I should CHANGE from EGGS to ... CHICKEN ... on Thursday.
-- I had a VERY-ENCOURAGING & PRODUCTIVE meeting with my (relatively) NEW BOOK-editor!
-- My Martial Arts Professor actually ASKED me (last week) to "come-IN next TUESDAY" (TODAY) to TEACH my NEW technique.
(... I am to CO-teach the ADULT-class on SATURDAY.)
...
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