... WRITING.
... My THROAT was kinda-BOTHERING me right-BEFORE my SPEECH-Therapy.
... Ergo, my SPCH-Therapist's ADVICE:
EAT-eggs & BLOW-bubbles.
... SURE-enough, ... it WORKED!
... Sooo, LADIES, when you're NOT-feeling 100%, ..
"BLOW" & "FILL your stomach"!
...
Sunday, October 30, 2016
(MONDAY) NOT a good workout!
...
My trainer walked-AWAY ... to talk-to the owner, AS I was "WALKING".
... Well, APPARENTLY, (AUDIBLE-sigh) I'm NOT as "FAR-along" in my RECOVERY, as I THOUGHT.
... After her "DEPARTURE", my LEFT-knee "locked-OUT", & I FELL,
( : ( )
... Nonetheless, I had the QUIVK-thinking & muscle-memory to ...
ROTATE my trunk CLOCKWISE, & "break fall" on my RIGHT-side.
WHEW!
... I ESCAPED with ONLY a "carpet-BURN/-CUT on my RIGHT-elbow ... & a muscle-STRAIN along my RIGHT-pinky.''
(... I FEARED--with MY BRITTLE bones ... & LACK-of IMBIBING of MILK ... that I MAY-have BROKEN my RIGHT-hand.)
WHEW!
...
My trainer walked-AWAY ... to talk-to the owner, AS I was "WALKING".
... Well, APPARENTLY, (AUDIBLE-sigh) I'm NOT as "FAR-along" in my RECOVERY, as I THOUGHT.
... After her "DEPARTURE", my LEFT-knee "locked-OUT", & I FELL,
( : ( )
... Nonetheless, I had the QUIVK-thinking & muscle-memory to ...
ROTATE my trunk CLOCKWISE, & "break fall" on my RIGHT-side.
WHEW!
... I ESCAPED with ONLY a "carpet-BURN/-CUT on my RIGHT-elbow ... & a muscle-STRAIN along my RIGHT-pinky.''
(... I FEARED--with MY BRITTLE bones ... & LACK-of IMBIBING of MILK ... that I MAY-have BROKEN my RIGHT-hand.)
WHEW!
...
(SUNDAY) DESPERATE-times ... call-for ... DESPERATE-measures.
...
(WARNING) I thought of THIS this morning, ... as I sat & "dropped a LOAD" ... of FECAL-"what-have-you":
"Nooow, I'll tell y'all what it's LIKE
... To be a genius ... with a messed-up PSYCHE.
So, I'd like-to take tell my 'stoh-REE',
Just sit right THERE.
I'll tell y'all the tales of an anomaly in a CHAIR.
From Karate-class, I was drivin' HOME,
Just kicked some ass, so I had a 'big DOME'.
Four other teachers tried-to take me DOWN,
... But, I danced around 'em like I was wearin' a GOWN.
Suddenly, my tire shredded & began-to ex-PLODE,
... And, I was ejected out-onto the ROAD.
... I slipped-into 2 comas, so I got SCARED:
I thought, 'HOW will I function, always SITTIN' in a CHAIR?!'
I TRIED & 'pushed' my legs day-after-DAY.
Ya see I'm DETERMINED, ... for in this chair I woN'T STAY!
I started-to STAND. Then, I started-to WALK.
... These were BOTH with a walker, as my legs TEND-to just LOCK.
Aching left-HIP makes it ROUGH.
... But, where's the CHALLENGE, if it aiN'T TOUGH?!
I've GOTTA keep tellin' myself that I CAN BEAT-IT.
... 'Yes, ... I WILL BEAT IT.'
... But, WAIT. What-about when I'm TIRED ... & DREARY?
... This aiN'T a LUXURY-cruise! NO-rest for the WEARY!
... BUMMER, ah-CRUD!
HOW can I GET ... from HERE to THERE?!
... I'll just HAFTA-be ... an anomaly in a CHAIR.
Well, I GUESS it's alright that I'm a 'HANDICAPPED-MEMBER'.
But, my PAST was so ADMIRABLE. 'RIH-MEMBER'?!
... Will I EVER WALK-alone 'ah-GHIN'?!
... I NEED 'PAY-SHENTZ'.
ALL my progress is GRADUAL ... over a LOOONG-stretch of TIME.
I closed my EYES ... to BETTER 'CON-SEHN-TRAYT'.
I glance at my watch OFTEN, 'cuz my RE-built LEG-nerves ARE very LATE.
...Ah, I mustN'T RUSH 'em. My LIFE is QUITE-RARE.
... LATER, I'll say, 'NAH. DoN'T NEED IT.
... WHO WANTS a CHAIR?!'
I've straightened my LEFT-foot. so it's NOT 'pigeon-TOED'.
... Now I just need my LEG-nerves to 'WAKE-up STRONG'
... I looked DOWN at my LEGS
& exhaled this PROUD-AIR,
As I think how I 'WUZ' ... this ANOMALY in a CHAIR."
'Fresh Prince' theme song:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
...
(WARNING) I thought of THIS this morning, ... as I sat & "dropped a LOAD" ... of FECAL-"what-have-you":
Anomaly in a Chair
"Nooow, I'll tell y'all what it's LIKE
... To be a genius ... with a messed-up PSYCHE.
So, I'd like-to take tell my 'stoh-REE',
Just sit right THERE.
I'll tell y'all the tales of an anomaly in a CHAIR.
From Karate-class, I was drivin' HOME,
Just kicked some ass, so I had a 'big DOME'.
Four other teachers tried-to take me DOWN,
... But, I danced around 'em like I was wearin' a GOWN.
Suddenly, my tire shredded & began-to ex-PLODE,
... And, I was ejected out-onto the ROAD.
... I slipped-into 2 comas, so I got SCARED:
I thought, 'HOW will I function, always SITTIN' in a CHAIR?!'
I TRIED & 'pushed' my legs day-after-DAY.
Ya see I'm DETERMINED, ... for in this chair I woN'T STAY!
I started-to STAND. Then, I started-to WALK.
... These were BOTH with a walker, as my legs TEND-to just LOCK.
Aching left-HIP makes it ROUGH.
... But, where's the CHALLENGE, if it aiN'T TOUGH?!
I've GOTTA keep tellin' myself that I CAN BEAT-IT.
... 'Yes, ... I WILL BEAT IT.'
... But, WAIT. What-about when I'm TIRED ... & DREARY?
... This aiN'T a LUXURY-cruise! NO-rest for the WEARY!
... BUMMER, ah-CRUD!
HOW can I GET ... from HERE to THERE?!
... I'll just HAFTA-be ... an anomaly in a CHAIR.
Well, I GUESS it's alright that I'm a 'HANDICAPPED-MEMBER'.
But, my PAST was so ADMIRABLE. 'RIH-MEMBER'?!
... Will I EVER WALK-alone 'ah-GHIN'?!
... I NEED 'PAY-SHENTZ'.
ALL my progress is GRADUAL ... over a LOOONG-stretch of TIME.
I closed my EYES ... to BETTER 'CON-SEHN-TRAYT'.
I glance at my watch OFTEN, 'cuz my RE-built LEG-nerves ARE very LATE.
...Ah, I mustN'T RUSH 'em. My LIFE is QUITE-RARE.
... LATER, I'll say, 'NAH. DoN'T NEED IT.
... WHO WANTS a CHAIR?!'
I've straightened my LEFT-foot. so it's NOT 'pigeon-TOED'.
... Now I just need my LEG-nerves to 'WAKE-up STRONG'
... I looked DOWN at my LEGS
& exhaled this PROUD-AIR,
As I think how I 'WUZ' ... this ANOMALY in a CHAIR."
'Fresh Prince' theme song:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
...
Friday, October 14, 2016
(SATURDAY) PRIORITIZE!
...
-- ANOTHER-day, ANOTHER-morning of CONFIRMING-hypotheses:
... (WARNING) I felt some UN-easiness in my stomach PRIOR-to my "FIRST-breakfast". So, I "WALKED-to" my MANUAL-wheelchair.
... I STAYED-in my wheelchair to EAT.
... SURE-enough, at ~8:05 am, I "UNLEASHED a SEMI-solid Bowel-BONANZA!
... NICE-start!
-- Alas! I am VERY COMMITTED-to my Karate AND my BOOK.
... Sooo, 'til ~CHRISTMAS (ONLY an ESTIMATE!), I'll be FOCUSED-on my THREE-volume AUTOBIOGRAPHY,
'The CRESTS & TROUGHS of a 'Turkish-KNIGHT' ... WITH a 'Traumatic Brain-Injury': Life's chock-FULL of EXTREMA Volume I
(... Volume I = MENTAL-focus, Volume II = PHYSICAL-focus, Volume III = PSYCHOLOGICAL-focus)
...
-- ANOTHER-day, ANOTHER-morning of CONFIRMING-hypotheses:
... (WARNING) I felt some UN-easiness in my stomach PRIOR-to my "FIRST-breakfast". So, I "WALKED-to" my MANUAL-wheelchair.
... I STAYED-in my wheelchair to EAT.
... SURE-enough, at ~8:05 am, I "UNLEASHED a SEMI-solid Bowel-BONANZA!
... NICE-start!
-- Alas! I am VERY COMMITTED-to my Karate AND my BOOK.
... Sooo, 'til ~CHRISTMAS (ONLY an ESTIMATE!), I'll be FOCUSED-on my THREE-volume AUTOBIOGRAPHY,
'The CRESTS & TROUGHS of a 'Turkish-KNIGHT' ... WITH a 'Traumatic Brain-Injury': Life's chock-FULL of EXTREMA Volume I
(... Volume I = MENTAL-focus, Volume II = PHYSICAL-focus, Volume III = PSYCHOLOGICAL-focus)
...
(FRIDAY) So, so, SSOOOOO MANY (CHOSEN) COMMITMENTS!
...
-- What a SPECTACULAR-way to BEGIN my day:
... (WARNING) At ~ ..., I FELT a "TINGLING"/"RUMBLING" in my stomach, ..................
... At ~8:10 am, I tuned-in to 'A Beautiful Mind'.
(quotes from 'A Beautiful Mind') ................
--
-- What a SPECTACULAR-way to BEGIN my day:
... (WARNING) At ~ ..., I FELT a "TINGLING"/"RUMBLING" in my stomach, ..................
... At ~8:10 am, I tuned-in to 'A Beautiful Mind'.
(quotes from 'A Beautiful Mind') ................
--
(THURSDAY) "I mean, ... how HARD is it to DECIDE-to BE in a GOOD-mood, & BE in it?!"
... --'Say Anything'
... I HAD NEVER-seen the film BEFORE, ... but I'd HEARD ... GOO-things.
... Something to consider:
"Girls WANT MEN ... not GUYS."
-- I WAS in a CRAPPY-mood PRIOR-to SPEECH-Therapy, ... 'cuz one of my Caregivers REALLY MESSED-up the written-log of my BOWEL-activity.
... But, I DECIDED-to--EVENTUALLY--"SHAKE-it-OFF" ... in SPEECH-Therapy.
... I SHOWED ... ALOTTA my "NECK-ups", then WON a CLOSE-game of 'Scrabble' (2 point-differential).
... (SHUCKS!) I WANTED-to TEST a THEORY (of MINE) that EATING--via MOUTH--NEGATIVELY-affects MY EXCRETORY-system. But, the IN-correct "CHART" threw-off my NUMBERS.
(... GOSH-DARNIT!)
...
... I HAD NEVER-seen the film BEFORE, ... but I'd HEARD ... GOO-things.
... Something to consider:
"Girls WANT MEN ... not GUYS."
-- I WAS in a CRAPPY-mood PRIOR-to SPEECH-Therapy, ... 'cuz one of my Caregivers REALLY MESSED-up the written-log of my BOWEL-activity.
... But, I DECIDED-to--EVENTUALLY--"SHAKE-it-OFF" ... in SPEECH-Therapy.
... I SHOWED ... ALOTTA my "NECK-ups", then WON a CLOSE-game of 'Scrabble' (2 point-differential).
... (SHUCKS!) I WANTED-to TEST a THEORY (of MINE) that EATING--via MOUTH--NEGATIVELY-affects MY EXCRETORY-system. But, the IN-correct "CHART" threw-off my NUMBERS.
(... GOSH-DARNIT!)
...
(WEDNESDAY) Day of LEARNING
...
I continued-WRITING my SECOND-Volume, as ... my mom & I EDIT my Volume 1.
-- I deduce that my PRONUNCIATION & LIP-control are IMPROVING.
... My SPEECH-Therapist CONCURRED.
... I AGAIN-watched 'Lucy'.
(... I LOVE that movie!)
... ATTENTION, 'F.I.N.R.':
"IGNORANCE' breeds 'CHAOS' ... NOT 'KNOWLEDGE'.
(--Lucy, 'Lucy')
... EXCEPT-for ME, 'cuz I DISCOVERED that THAT "SHIT-hole" STOLE-from ME ... & COUNTLESS-others.
... NO, my affection-for the film is not-JUST 'cuz I think Scarlett Johansson is a "FOX"!
... I am also INTRIGUED-by INTELLIGENT-shows ... for the WISE.
(... I.e. 'Scorpion', 'The Big Bang Theory', 'Phenomenon', etc.)
-- I went-to the dentist ... MERELY as a Checkup/Cleaning.
... The "Cleaning" drew semi-MIXED reviews:
-- The/MY Streak CONTINUES:--11,517.
(... It's been THAT # of days since ... BIRTH! ... I've NEVER-had a CAVITY!)
-- Apparently, I MAY-HAVE ~3.5 "Wisdom-teeth".
(... I said "HALF", because my Hygienist said "[she] couldN'T SEE 'em, ... 'cuz they're EMBEDDED".)
... ~3.5 POSSIBLE "Wisdom teeth"/32 TOTAL teeth =
~10.94%
...
I continued-WRITING my SECOND-Volume, as ... my mom & I EDIT my Volume 1.
-- I deduce that my PRONUNCIATION & LIP-control are IMPROVING.
... My SPEECH-Therapist CONCURRED.
... I AGAIN-watched 'Lucy'.
(... I LOVE that movie!)
... ATTENTION, 'F.I.N.R.':
"IGNORANCE' breeds 'CHAOS' ... NOT 'KNOWLEDGE'.
(--Lucy, 'Lucy')
... EXCEPT-for ME, 'cuz I DISCOVERED that THAT "SHIT-hole" STOLE-from ME ... & COUNTLESS-others.
... NO, my affection-for the film is not-JUST 'cuz I think Scarlett Johansson is a "FOX"!
... I am also INTRIGUED-by INTELLIGENT-shows ... for the WISE.
(... I.e. 'Scorpion', 'The Big Bang Theory', 'Phenomenon', etc.)
-- I went-to the dentist ... MERELY as a Checkup/Cleaning.
... The "Cleaning" drew semi-MIXED reviews:
-- The/MY Streak CONTINUES:--11,517.
(... It's been THAT # of days since ... BIRTH! ... I've NEVER-had a CAVITY!)
-- Apparently, I MAY-HAVE ~3.5 "Wisdom-teeth".
(... I said "HALF", because my Hygienist said "[she] couldN'T SEE 'em, ... 'cuz they're EMBEDDED".)
... ~3.5 POSSIBLE "Wisdom teeth"/32 TOTAL teeth =
~10.94%
...
(TUESDAY) UUUGGGHHH! I need a ... DRIIINK!
... 'Twas a LOADED-/BUSY-day of WELCOME-"KICKASSENRY" ... by ... YOURS-truly!
-- GREAT "UPPER body"-workout!
-- GREAT NeuralPsychoTherapy-session ... of TESTING!
... 'Twas, UN-fortunately, an "eye-OPENING" experience, 'cuz the SEVERITY of just how-MUCH my "T.B.I" has "sapped-AWAY" my INTELLIGENCE was apparent.
( : ( )
-- I BEGAN my taping of my technique-video today.
-- My mom STARTED-editing MY autobiography.
...
-- GREAT "UPPER body"-workout!
-- GREAT NeuralPsychoTherapy-session ... of TESTING!
... 'Twas, UN-fortunately, an "eye-OPENING" experience, 'cuz the SEVERITY of just how-MUCH my "T.B.I" has "sapped-AWAY" my INTELLIGENCE was apparent.
( : ( )
-- I BEGAN my taping of my technique-video today.
-- My mom STARTED-editing MY autobiography.
...
(MONDAY) ... 'Ew-new-TOOM.'
... (--> PHONETIC-Turkish for 'I forget.')
I was SOOO PLEASANTLY-BUSY yesterday that I FORGOT to BLOG.
( : ( )
... I feel EXTREEEME-SHAME!
-- I'm making ADMIRABLE-PROGRESS with my STANDING & WALKING that I'll PROBABLY-be NOTED-as an INSPIRING medical- & inspirational- ANOMALY.
... No, THAT sounds-like I'm UNSURE-of myself. ... DROP the "probably".
-- I watched the FANTASTIC 2013-film, 'What IF', for the FIRST-time. 'Twas GREAT! ... I REALLY-LIKE "hypothetical-thinking". I LIKE-to cover ALL-POSSIBILITIES, BEFORE I "ATTACK" a NEW-task.
-- I'm gonna-start POSTING my blogs earlIER, 'cuz ALL I DO LATE at night is ... WRITE, EXERCISE, EMAIL & watch television.
...
I was SOOO PLEASANTLY-BUSY yesterday that I FORGOT to BLOG.
( : ( )
... I feel EXTREEEME-SHAME!
-- I'm making ADMIRABLE-PROGRESS with my STANDING & WALKING that I'll PROBABLY-be NOTED-as an INSPIRING medical- & inspirational- ANOMALY.
... No, THAT sounds-like I'm UNSURE-of myself. ... DROP the "probably".
-- I watched the FANTASTIC 2013-film, 'What IF', for the FIRST-time. 'Twas GREAT! ... I REALLY-LIKE "hypothetical-thinking". I LIKE-to cover ALL-POSSIBILITIES, BEFORE I "ATTACK" a NEW-task.
-- I'm gonna-start POSTING my blogs earlIER, 'cuz ALL I DO LATE at night is ... WRITE, EXERCISE, EMAIL & watch television.
...
(SATURDAY) Let's play 'The WAITING-Game'. ('Tis the STORY of the last ~QUARTER of my LIFE.)
...
-- DUE-to the camera-girl's NOT-bringing her camera, I'll POSTPONE my BEGINNING taping OF my Jujitsu-technique demonstrtionS ... 'til this-COMING Tuesday.
... (AUDIBLE-sigh) Aaahhh, I'm STILL UBER-excited about the OPPORTUNITY!
-- I grew-TIRED of WAITING-for--at-LEAST--SOME of my nerves to R-generate. ... SCIENTIFICALLY, I can-NOT STIMULATE NERVE-growth. ... PLUS, my "T.B.I." SIGNIFICANTLY-decreased my level-of-PATIENCE.
... THUS, I'll CONTINUE-to TRY-to BUSY-myself ... IN & OUT of my GLORIOUS-home.
... ALOTTA NCAA-football!
-- Dear Life,
PLEEEASE have the DECENCY to at-LEAST start-wearing LUBRICANT!
(... OWEE!)
--
-- DUE-to the camera-girl's NOT-bringing her camera, I'll POSTPONE my BEGINNING taping OF my Jujitsu-technique demonstrtionS ... 'til this-COMING Tuesday.
... (AUDIBLE-sigh) Aaahhh, I'm STILL UBER-excited about the OPPORTUNITY!
-- I grew-TIRED of WAITING-for--at-LEAST--SOME of my nerves to R-generate. ... SCIENTIFICALLY, I can-NOT STIMULATE NERVE-growth. ... PLUS, my "T.B.I." SIGNIFICANTLY-decreased my level-of-PATIENCE.
... THUS, I'll CONTINUE-to TRY-to BUSY-myself ... IN & OUT of my GLORIOUS-home.
... ALOTTA NCAA-football!
-- Dear Life,
PLEEEASE have the DECENCY to at-LEAST start-wearing LUBRICANT!
(... OWEE!)
--
(FRIDAY) I've GOTTA-SORT this OUT!
... ONE-thing at a TIME!
... As-MUCH-/WELL-as I EXCEL at "MULTI-tasking", there IS a TIME & a PLACE for SUCH.
... I THOUGHT I had FINISHED-writing my FIRST-novel.
(... YAY!)
But, I'm TERRIFIED I've LOST "PIECES" of it, ... 'cuz my "LAPTOP-to-PRINTER"-connection kinda-/REALLY-SUCKS!
... (AUDIBLE-sigh ... of RELIEF)
I THINK I figured-out 'la PROBLEMA'.
...
... As-MUCH-/WELL-as I EXCEL at "MULTI-tasking", there IS a TIME & a PLACE for SUCH.
... I THOUGHT I had FINISHED-writing my FIRST-novel.
(... YAY!)
But, I'm TERRIFIED I've LOST "PIECES" of it, ... 'cuz my "LAPTOP-to-PRINTER"-connection kinda-/REALLY-SUCKS!
... (AUDIBLE-sigh ... of RELIEF)
I THINK I figured-out 'la PROBLEMA'.
...
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
(THURSDAY) 'MUCH Ado About NOTHING'
... --William Shakespeare
(... 'Tis a COMEDIC-play about gossip, tumors & eavesdropping. --> THAT's the story of my NEWS-accumulation for the PAST ~8.26 YEARS.)
-- My DAILY-Schedule ORIGINALLY-had ... JUST-Karate today. ... But, as I am CONSIDERATE ... & SOMEWHAT TIME-flexible, ... when I get a legitimate-WARNING, I ... LATE-added a "SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
... I've REALLY-noticed that my TONGUE-movement/-mobility has CONSIDERABLY-IMPROVED & -INCREASED!
-- "Martial Arts"-class was GREAT!
... I SHOULD-be STARTING my Jujitsu-video PREP ... Saturday!
...
(... 'Tis a COMEDIC-play about gossip, tumors & eavesdropping. --> THAT's the story of my NEWS-accumulation for the PAST ~8.26 YEARS.)
-- My DAILY-Schedule ORIGINALLY-had ... JUST-Karate today. ... But, as I am CONSIDERATE ... & SOMEWHAT TIME-flexible, ... when I get a legitimate-WARNING, I ... LATE-added a "SPEECH-Therapy"-session.
... I've REALLY-noticed that my TONGUE-movement/-mobility has CONSIDERABLY-IMPROVED & -INCREASED!
-- "Martial Arts"-class was GREAT!
... I SHOULD-be STARTING my Jujitsu-video PREP ... Saturday!
...
(WEDNESDAY) 'Tis "HUMP-Day" to MOST.
... For ME 'tis JUST a METAPHORICAL-term. ... Ya see, I operate on a SEVEN-day WORK-week: THAT's ~18 hours a day, seven days a week & ~52.14 weeks a year ... for the last ~26.18% of my LIFE.
... THAT's (~18 x 7 x ~52.14 =) ~6,570 hours ... times ~8.27 years = ~54,360 hours.
-- For SOME-reson, RERUNS of the FANTASTIC-show 'NUMB3RS' are NO-LONGER on television ... at-ALL.
... BOOOOOOOOO!
... I USED-to WATCH 'NUMB3RS' for at-LEAST two hours EACH WEEKDAY-morning. ... So, I RE-watched this CLASSIC-film ... about a PSYCHIATRIC-ward & a dude who may-NOT BELONG in there. (... Starring ... ME?!)
(''One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'')
-- I KINDA-reee-laxxxed for MUCH of the day.
(... The JEWISH-holiday "granted me" ONLY ... NO-commitments today. ... So, I read MANY articles, watched television, REFLECTED & wrote.)
-- For the THIRD-time this WEEK, I SEMI-tasted (?!) ... my TOOTHPASTE! ... NO, I wasN'T TRYING-to TASTE my "toothbrush-ENSEMBLE"! ... It was merely a GROOVY-accident! ... Sooo, ~25 minutes AFTER my SECOND tooth-brushing of the day, my TONGUE was TINGLING with a MINTY-flavor! ... I, then, CHECKED my GUESS, ... &
-- I was watching 'Seinfeld', & it REMINDED me of some COLLEGE-tales.
((... I.e. I'm VERY WILLING-to (JOKINGLY) file CRIMINAL-charges against my COLLEGE-girlfriendS for
... THAT's (~18 x 7 x ~52.14 =) ~6,570 hours ... times ~8.27 years = ~54,360 hours.
-- For SOME-reson, RERUNS of the FANTASTIC-show 'NUMB3RS' are NO-LONGER on television ... at-ALL.
... BOOOOOOOOO!
... I USED-to WATCH 'NUMB3RS' for at-LEAST two hours EACH WEEKDAY-morning. ... So, I RE-watched this CLASSIC-film ... about a PSYCHIATRIC-ward & a dude who may-NOT BELONG in there. (... Starring ... ME?!)
(''One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'')
-- I KINDA-reee-laxxxed for MUCH of the day.
(... The JEWISH-holiday "granted me" ONLY ... NO-commitments today. ... So, I read MANY articles, watched television, REFLECTED & wrote.)
-- For the THIRD-time this WEEK, I SEMI-tasted (?!) ... my TOOTHPASTE! ... NO, I wasN'T TRYING-to TASTE my "toothbrush-ENSEMBLE"! ... It was merely a GROOVY-accident! ... Sooo, ~25 minutes AFTER my SECOND tooth-brushing of the day, my TONGUE was TINGLING with a MINTY-flavor! ... I, then, CHECKED my GUESS, ... &
-- I was watching 'Seinfeld', & it REMINDED me of some COLLEGE-tales.
((... I.e. I'm VERY WILLING-to (JOKINGLY) file CRIMINAL-charges against my COLLEGE-girlfriendS for
"Sexual-PERJURY"--"FAKING orgasms".
(... Ya know, I "FAKED it" once. ... 'Twas the 2004 World CURLING Championship ... in LATE-April, ... & I didN'T WANNA MISS it!))
--
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
(TUESDAY) Job ... WELL-done, A.J.!
...
-- So, I TENTATIVELY-FINISHED writing my autobiography LATE last-night ... DURING 'Scorpion'--my FAVORITE show--WHILE I "online-chatted" with a school-friend.
... How's THAT for MULTI-tasking, Mom?!
... It SHALL-be titled:
''The CRESTS & TROUGHS of a 'Turkish-KNIGHT' ... with a 'Traumatic Brain-Injury': Life's chock-FULL of EXTREMA".
... Ya' see, I CLEVERLY-thought that people MAY-"look-up" the COMMON-term "Traumatic Brain-Injury" in the library-FILES. So, I INCLUDED the term in my TITLE.
-- So, I TENTATIVELY-FINISHED writing my autobiography LATE last-night ... DURING 'Scorpion'--my FAVORITE show--WHILE I "online-chatted" with a school-friend.
... How's THAT for MULTI-tasking, Mom?!
... It SHALL-be titled:
''The CRESTS & TROUGHS of a 'Turkish-KNIGHT' ... with a 'Traumatic Brain-Injury': Life's chock-FULL of EXTREMA".
... Ya' see, I CLEVERLY-thought that people MAY-"look-up" the COMMON-term "Traumatic Brain-Injury" in the library-FILES. So, I INCLUDED the term in my TITLE.
... RELAX! It still NEEDS-to be EDITED ... by a PROFESSIONAL, ... then PUBLISHED ... by a PROFESSIONAL.
... But, HEY! ... 'Tis just-ANOTHER ACCOMPLISHMENT of mine ... POST-"T.B.I."!
--
Saturday, October 8, 2016
(MONDAY) (Breathe ... BREATHE!) GOTTA "weather the STORM"!
... Wait. Wait. ... WAIT! ... IsN'T there SUPPOSED-to be a "CALM BEFORE the STORM"?!
... I've been "scratchin' & SURVIVIN' ... through UMPTEEN "SHIT-storms" for ... 3,018 days ... withOUT a "CALM"BREAK.
(... W.T.F.?!)
-- I typed-up my BI-WEEKLY Payroll this morning ... WITH the HELP of my MAIN-Nurse.
... I HAD-to PAUSE a FEW-times ... to CHECK THEE/my numbers.
(... 168 hours/week; 33 "meals"/week)
-- In lieu of my FAVORITE 'Neurofit 360'-trainer's LEAVING on Friday, I (MENTALLY-) noted I perform/train/exercise BETTER with an ATTRACTIVE (FEMALE) trainer.
... I'm GUESSING my "INNER-PSYCHOLOGIC knob" turns ON ... to "IMPRESS".
...
... I've been "scratchin' & SURVIVIN' ... through UMPTEEN "SHIT-storms" for ... 3,018 days ... withOUT a "CALM"BREAK.
(... W.T.F.?!)
-- I typed-up my BI-WEEKLY Payroll this morning ... WITH the HELP of my MAIN-Nurse.
... I HAD-to PAUSE a FEW-times ... to CHECK THEE/my numbers.
(... 168 hours/week; 33 "meals"/week)
-- In lieu of my FAVORITE 'Neurofit 360'-trainer's LEAVING on Friday, I (MENTALLY-) noted I perform/train/exercise BETTER with an ATTRACTIVE (FEMALE) trainer.
... I'm GUESSING my "INNER-PSYCHOLOGIC knob" turns ON ... to "IMPRESS".
...
(SUNDAY) THAT was a PLEASANT-surprise!
...
-- Yesterday, as it was ... October 8th, was my HALF-birthday!
... I do-NOT really-"CELEBRATE" SAID-"occasion". But, it's FUN about which to JOKE! ... ADDITIONALLY, it WAS my housemate's ACTUAL 30th birthday.
... HE got ME an "octahedronal-rhombus" as a "BIRTHDAY-balloon". ... NICE!
-- I am UBER-BUSY with WRITING & SPORTS!
...
-- Yesterday, as it was ... October 8th, was my HALF-birthday!
... I do-NOT really-"CELEBRATE" SAID-"occasion". But, it's FUN about which to JOKE! ... ADDITIONALLY, it WAS my housemate's ACTUAL 30th birthday.
... HE got ME an "octahedronal-rhombus" as a "BIRTHDAY-balloon". ... NICE!
-- I am UBER-BUSY with WRITING & SPORTS!
...
... I APOLOGIZE! ... I've been "DRAGGIN ASS".
... Wait, did I JUST-say that I'm pushing/pulling MY rectum AGAINST the FRICTION-of the ground ... AS I "move-FORWRD"?
... "WRITE that down."
(--ME, valedictory)
-- IF I were BITTEN by a goat, ... would I ... "get the 'POWERS' of a GOAT"?!
-- GREAT Karate-class this morning!
... "Professor" CONFIRMED that we'll BEGIN-filming MY technique-dvd ... very-SOON.
-- My ex-housemate & I took my new-housemate to a great-movie ... as HIS BIRTHDAY-present.
(... 'Twas 'Masterminds'!)
... 'Tis ALSO MY HALF-birthday TODAY!
(... October 8)
...
... "WRITE that down."
(--ME, valedictory)
-- IF I were BITTEN by a goat, ... would I ... "get the 'POWERS' of a GOAT"?!
-- GREAT Karate-class this morning!
... "Professor" CONFIRMED that we'll BEGIN-filming MY technique-dvd ... very-SOON.
-- My ex-housemate & I took my new-housemate to a great-movie ... as HIS BIRTHDAY-present.
(... 'Twas 'Masterminds'!)
... 'Tis ALSO MY HALF-birthday TODAY!
(... October 8)
...
(FRIDAY) ... The AFTER-math:
...
-- (SIGH of RELIEF)
... My CURRENT-housemate, FORMER-housemate & Caregiver moved my PATIO-furniture back-OUTSIDE.
... I had a CALMING-session of SPEECH-Therapy.
(... EXEMPLARY-eating, STELLAR LIP-/TONGUE-movement & EXEMPLARY 'Scrabble'-play)
-- The ONE-thing about the NUMEROUS onlooking-/ spectating-parents ... is that SOME-of the IGNORAMUSES think the
'When I Close My Eyes'
-- Kenny Chesney
"There's so many things
I didn't say
And even though
It may be too late
I want you to know
I still love you so
Every car I meet
Looks like your car
Every movie I see
You play the leading part
You're on my mind
Can't leave you behind
When I close my eyes
You're all I see
In the dark of night
You're in my dreams
Throughout the day
You're easy to find
You're always there
When I close my eyes
In my mind I know
You're far away
But here in my heart
Nothing has changed
I'm still holdin' you
Like I used to
On a busy street
In a crowded room
Wherever I go
It's just me and you
Together again
Girl it never ends
When I close my eyes
You're all I see
In the dark of night
You're in my dreams
Throughout the day
You're easy to find
You're always there
When I close my eyes"
-- (SIGH of RELIEF)
... My CURRENT-housemate, FORMER-housemate & Caregiver moved my PATIO-furniture back-OUTSIDE.
... I had a CALMING-session of SPEECH-Therapy.
(... EXEMPLARY-eating, STELLAR LIP-/TONGUE-movement & EXEMPLARY 'Scrabble'-play)
-- The ONE-thing about the NUMEROUS onlooking-/ spectating-parents ... is that SOME-of the IGNORAMUSES think the
'When I Close My Eyes'
-- Kenny Chesney
"There's so many things
I didn't say
And even though
It may be too late
I want you to know
I still love you so
Every car I meet
Looks like your car
Every movie I see
You play the leading part
You're on my mind
Can't leave you behind
When I close my eyes
You're all I see
In the dark of night
You're in my dreams
Throughout the day
You're easy to find
You're always there
When I close my eyes
In my mind I know
You're far away
But here in my heart
Nothing has changed
I'm still holdin' you
Like I used to
On a busy street
In a crowded room
Wherever I go
It's just me and you
Together again
Girl it never ends
When I close my eyes
You're all I see
In the dark of night
You're in my dreams
Throughout the day
You're easy to find
You're always there
When I close my eyes"
'Eyes CLOSED, Brain's still-OPEN'
"There are MANY THINGS
That I MUST-DO
TRY as I MAY,
I caN'T MAKE nerves GROW.
... But, y'all MUST watch-OUT.
I caN'T MAKE nerves GROW.
... But, y'all MUST watch-OUT.
If you doN'T, you might-SHOUT:
''Every stride I SEE
Looks quite 'STAY-BUHL'.
... Every stumble I HEAR,
It caN'T come-from YOUR GAIT.
I've GOTTA-be SMART!
For ALL-goals, YOU 'play' PART!''
(A.J.:) When I close MY-EYES,
... I 'SEE' my 'WALKS'
THROUGHOUT my BIG-GYM.
'Painting my THOUGHTS'
... THROUGHOUT the DAY
KEEPS mind CLEAR & WELL.
ALWAYS-good TRIES
... Come, when I close my EYES.
My INNER-self KNOWS
I can ONLY-WAIT.
But, DEEP-in my HEART,
I want MUCH-MORE!
I'm NOT givin' UP!
... I NEVER-HAVE!
... DESPITE NON-TALKING,
... And/Or NON-WALKING.
Wherever I BE,
... It's TOUGH-to NOT-SEE.
When I close MY-EYES,
... I 'SEE' my 'WALKS'
THROUGHOUT my BIG-GYM.
'Painting my THOUGHTS'
... THROUGHOUT the DAY
KEEPS mind CLEAR & WELL.
ALWAYS-good TRIES
... Come, when I close my EYES."
... I 'SEE' my 'WALKS'
THROUGHOUT my BIG-GYM.
'Painting my THOUGHTS'
... THROUGHOUT the DAY
KEEPS mind CLEAR & WELL.
ALWAYS-good TRIES
... Come, when I close my EYES.
My INNER-self KNOWS
I can ONLY-WAIT.
But, DEEP-in my HEART,
I want MUCH-MORE!
I'm NOT givin' UP!
... I NEVER-HAVE!
... DESPITE NON-TALKING,
... And/Or NON-WALKING.
Wherever I BE,
... It's TOUGH-to NOT-SEE.
When I close MY-EYES,
... I 'SEE' my 'WALKS'
THROUGHOUT my BIG-GYM.
'Painting my THOUGHTS'
... THROUGHOUT the DAY
KEEPS mind CLEAR & WELL.
ALWAYS-good TRIES
... Come, when I close my EYES."
Friday, October 7, 2016
(THURSDAY) (AUDIBLE-sigh) GOTTA prep-FOR "Matthew"!
...
-- My housemate & staff FINISHED-up my PREPARATORY-material for a FAST-approaching HURRICANE.
... They brought-IN MUCH/ALL of my patio-FURNITURE.
... My MAIN-Nurse accumulated LOTS of EXTRA-"meds" ... JUST in-CASE.
... My Caregivers made-SURE that BOTH my 'DynaVox'ES are CHARGED.
... My MAIN-Nurse "fed me"
ALL my "MEALS" + my FIRST-two for TOMORROW (soon, ... SEVEN) in a SPAN-of ~"TWO hours" this MORNING.
... In DOING-so, this EXCESS-"food" NOW allows HER to NOT HAFTA-"feed" me ... 'til ~noon tomorrow --> AFTER "Matthew" strikes.
... My EX-housemate stopped-by ... as a FUN-distraction.
...
-- My housemate & staff FINISHED-up my PREPARATORY-material for a FAST-approaching HURRICANE.
... They brought-IN MUCH/ALL of my patio-FURNITURE.
... My MAIN-Nurse accumulated LOTS of EXTRA-"meds" ... JUST in-CASE.
... My Caregivers made-SURE that BOTH my 'DynaVox'ES are CHARGED.
... My MAIN-Nurse "fed me"
ALL my "MEALS" + my FIRST-two for TOMORROW (soon, ... SEVEN) in a SPAN-of ~"TWO hours" this MORNING.
... In DOING-so, this EXCESS-"food" NOW allows HER to NOT HAFTA-"feed" me ... 'til ~noon tomorrow --> AFTER "Matthew" strikes.
... My EX-housemate stopped-by ... as a FUN-distraction.
...
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
I do what I've GOTTA-do.
...
-- STRANGELY, I woke-UP ... at ~3:30 am ... EST, ... 'cuz ... 'mi scope la pipi'.
(... Italian for 'I have-/HAD-to PEE')
... So, NATURALLY, I "WALKED-to" my "urine-dispensory".
... PREDICTABLY, I could-NOT fall-BACK asleep.
... UN-characteristically, "Nature AGAIN-called" my BLADDER ... at ~5:55 am.
... Sooo, I've been "UP & about" for AWHILE.
-- My LIP- & TONGUE-movement is DEFINITELY-IMPROVING.
... Thus, my INTELLIGIBILITY is becoming MORE-coherent.
(... YAY!)
-- I SHOULD kinda/REALLY prep-FOR the ONCOMING-hurricane.
... PEACE!
...
-- STRANGELY, I woke-UP ... at ~3:30 am ... EST, ... 'cuz ... 'mi scope la pipi'.
(... Italian for 'I have-/HAD-to PEE')
... So, NATURALLY, I "WALKED-to" my "urine-dispensory".
... PREDICTABLY, I could-NOT fall-BACK asleep.
... UN-characteristically, "Nature AGAIN-called" my BLADDER ... at ~5:55 am.
... Sooo, I've been "UP & about" for AWHILE.
-- My LIP- & TONGUE-movement is DEFINITELY-IMPROVING.
... Thus, my INTELLIGIBILITY is becoming MORE-coherent.
(... YAY!)
-- I SHOULD kinda/REALLY prep-FOR the ONCOMING-hurricane.
... PEACE!
...
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
EACH-person ... on a TEAM ... MUST-contribute!
...
-- TODAY's Caregiver gave me a PLEASANT-ride TO & FROM my "Physiologist".
... I was TOTALLY-/COMPLETELY-"taken-ABACK" by this-"APPOINTMENT", 'cuz my Caregiver from the night-BEFORE ... "DROPPED the (proverbial) BALL" on "posting my NEXT-day's SCHEDULE on my "WALL-board".
... ANYWAY, the appointment was very-ENCOURAGING!
SOME interesting-FACTS he mentioned:
1) I MAY go-BACK to doing CLOTHED-SQUATS before my shower ... provided there's NO-pain.
2) It IS POSSIBLE to EVENTUALLY-/SURGICALLY-REMOVE my 'G'-tube.
3) He actually-SAID he didN'T know WHY I was-NOT PERMITTED to SWIM ... in MY pool.
...
-- TODAY's Caregiver gave me a PLEASANT-ride TO & FROM my "Physiologist".
... I was TOTALLY-/COMPLETELY-"taken-ABACK" by this-"APPOINTMENT", 'cuz my Caregiver from the night-BEFORE ... "DROPPED the (proverbial) BALL" on "posting my NEXT-day's SCHEDULE on my "WALL-board".
... ANYWAY, the appointment was very-ENCOURAGING!
SOME interesting-FACTS he mentioned:
1) I MAY go-BACK to doing CLOTHED-SQUATS before my shower ... provided there's NO-pain.
2) It IS POSSIBLE to EVENTUALLY-/SURGICALLY-REMOVE my 'G'-tube.
3) He actually-SAID he didN'T know WHY I was-NOT PERMITTED to SWIM ... in MY pool.
...
Sunday, October 2, 2016
(MONDAY) NOICE!
...
-- 'Tis another RELAXING-day.
... I ONLY-had WORKOUT @ 'NeuroFit 360'.
... THERE, I did ALOTTA SIDE-stepping, weight-SHIFTING & CANE-WALKING.
-- I RE-watched 'G.I.. Jane', which taught me about ... "SELF-pity".
...
-- 'Tis another RELAXING-day.
... I ONLY-had WORKOUT @ 'NeuroFit 360'.
... THERE, I did ALOTTA SIDE-stepping, weight-SHIFTING & CANE-WALKING.
-- I RE-watched 'G.I.. Jane', which taught me about ... "SELF-pity".
...
Wow, I have--seriously--NO-/ZERO-obligations TODAY!
... Thus, I'll just HAFTA-create COMMITMENTS.
-- I added MORE to my BOOK.
... AND, I watched FOOTBALL, 'cuz I HAVE an ... Adam's apple.
... Not-much else ... SIGNIFICANT ... happened.
... My days SEEM-to be UN-eventful & "PLATEAUING".
BUT, I've MERELY-been FOCUSED-on ... SPORTS & my WRITING.
...
-- I added MORE to my BOOK.
... AND, I watched FOOTBALL, 'cuz I HAVE an ... Adam's apple.
... Not-much else ... SIGNIFICANT ... happened.
... My days SEEM-to be UN-eventful & "PLATEAUING".
BUT, I've MERELY-been FOCUSED-on ... SPORTS & my WRITING.
...
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