... I APOLOGIZE! ... I've been "DRAGGIN ASS".

... Wait, did I JUST-say that I'm pushing/pulling MY rectum AGAINST the FRICTION-of the ground ... AS I "move-FORWRD"?

... "WRITE that down."
(--ME, valedictory)


-- IF I were BITTEN by a goat, ... would I ... "get the 'POWERS' of a GOAT"?!


-- GREAT Karate-class this morning!
... "Professor" CONFIRMED that we'll BEGIN-filming MY technique-dvd ... very-SOON.


-- My ex-housemate & I took my new-housemate to a great-movie ... as HIS BIRTHDAY-present.
(... 'Twas 'Masterminds'!)

... 'Tis ALSO MY HALF-birthday TODAY!
(... October 8)


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