... FURTHER evidence/proof that I am--IN FACT--an ANOMALY:

... Due to various medical-operations/procedures--MAINLY with my LEFT knee and LEFT hip, I actually

DON'T "put my pants on ONE leg at a time, just like everybody else".

(... Ergo, the BROAD, generalized term, "everybody" does NOT include me.

... I must consult Master Yoda to CLARIFY.)  

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