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The English LANGUAGE "bears" SO MANY contradictions!
... "I feel like I'm taking CRAZY-pills!"
--Mugatu, 'Zoolander'
So, I was prepping for my MATH-tutoring service, when I noted:
IF "two WRONGS don't make a RIGHT", HOW CAN "a double-NEGATIVE equal a POSITIVE?!
It seems as though only MATHEMATICS can UNSCRAMBLE this "MESS"!
Key
"wrong" = NEGATIVE #
"right" = POSITIVE #
You see, it's VERY CIRCUMSTANTIAL, but ONLY in terms of the GIVEN/SPECIFIED/DESIGNATED "OPERATION".
In multiplication AND division,
a NEGATIVE # ("WRONG") multiplied/divided by another NEGATIVE # ("WRONG") = a POSITIVE # ("RIGHT")
Math is a UNIVERSAL language. Although the SPOKEN translation may differ, there's ONLY ONE WAY to interpret NUMBERS--which are written THE SAME WAY IN EVERY LANGUAGE (EVEN "pig-Latin")!
Ergo--Hence--Thus--Therefore--Concordantly--Conclusively--Obviously--Finally,
MATH/NUMBERS > speech.
... ALAS, I suffer from a "Traumatic Brain-Injury", so WHAT DO I KNOW?!
Answer: A LOT!
"Tooting my own horn" aside, take ALL I say/post "with a grain of salt".
These are PURELY/ONLY my observations of/on LIFE.
(I am, admittedly, BIASED.)
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