(FAUX-British accent:)

…
"Well, my FAHTHUH taught me to 'take the GOOD with the BAHD'."
(--''A Knight's Tale'')


(… Although I am--TEMPORARILY--"handicapped", I STILL possess a very KEEN sense of LOGIC/REASONING.)


(To myself:)
"You have been WEIGHED (~143 pounds = ~65 kilograms).
You have been MEASURED (~5'7" = ~67 inches).
You have been found WANTING."  (… new, WORKING legs)
(--MORE ''A Knight's Tale'')


(… "This is my WUHD.  As such, it is be-YOND CONTESTATION!"
--even MORE ''A Knight's Tale'')



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