JEEZ, this EARLY?!

…
"Nature called."
"I answered."

HONESTLY, I (INTERNALLY) sang,

"Pee for Houston.
Pee for Austin.
Pee for the state my heart got lost in.
…
Shake twice for Texas."


(… THAT's what Dr. Sheldon Cooper of the television show, 'The Big Bang Theory', utters EVERY TIME as he urinates.)

…
"I'm NOT 'CRAZY'.
My mother had mr TESTED!"
(--Sheldon … AND me)


(… RELAX!
I "made my LIQUID-deposit of URIC ACID"/"secreted kidney-WASTE" ALL into the/my "Universal URINAL-Bank of OUTGOING Bodily LIQUID-Deposits",)
(… Three CHEERS for the ol' "U.U.B.O.B.L.D."!)


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