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"You KNOW there's NOBODY in the WORLD who can 'count a SIX-deck chute'."
--'Rain Man'
(I can "count" ONLY one deck.
Ergo, I'm 16.67% of 'RAIN-Man'.)
(… According to comedian Daniel Tosh, my IMAGINARY name--if I were a meteorologist--would be "Penis DRIZZLE".)
(… Ha ha HA!
Given my SUB-par "state of affairs", I'm gonna JOKE about my DIS-abilities.
After all, "LAUGHTER is the best medicine.")
"I think I'm ENTITLED to it."(--'A Few Good Men')
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
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- In-GENIUS outlook on LIFE!
- "So, you're tellin' me there's a CHANCE!"
- But, HE can/did!
- After my workout yesterday at "NeuroFit 360",
- "If Momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy."
- VALID point
- I've GOTTA stimulate BRAIN-activity!
- "I was INSPIRED!" (Part II)
- "I was INSPIRED!" (Part I)
- HOW do I accumulate such an EXORBITANT amount of $$?!
- ... YET ANOTHER "SHOUT-OUT" to my trainer(S):
- "Ignorance is BLISS."
- "Some things NEVER change."
- ... MORE 'Rain Man':
- ... "Of course. Today's Monday. (It's) Definitel...
- I apologize. I WAS gonna write MORE.
- "Confucius say WHAT?!"
- Chronological order:
- I am a TEACHER.
- ... "GREAT workout!" (Part II)
- NOT up in HERE!
- GREAT workout! (Part I)
- I am NOT "Patrick Bateman"!
- PHYSICAL evidence:
- SLOWLY yet SURELY
- GREAT (funny) point! (I wish I'd have thought of ...
- ... ANOTHER INSPIRATIONAL film:
- (SIGH) Need I remind y'all?
- I am a man
- ... "MY 'POINT'"
- ... REVISION!
- GREAT day!
- ... "You know as well as I do,"
- SSSHHH! D' ya hear that?
- ... GENERALIZED "theme":
- SELF-applicable MATH:
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