...
So, I arose EARLY this morning (~5:42 am EST).
I needed something to do.
After checking the SPORTS-news and concluding that NOT MUCH had changed from LATE last night, I decoded to do some (MENTAL) "WORK".
I did something I've NEVER done before--even PRE-accident!
I BEAT the "Expert"-level of 99 "BOMBS"/"MINES" in (16 rows x 30 columns =) 480 "spaces" ...
THREE CONSECUTIVE TIMES.
(NO restarts. NO break-time. NO exaggeration.)
Just STRAIGHT-UP VICTORY!
...
Then, again.
...
Then, AGAIN!
(I've GOTTA do more MATH!)
99 "bombs" in
480 "spaces"
=
0.20625
APPROXIMATELY (~) one fifth (1/5 of) the "board"/"minefield" is "BOMBS".
PLUS, I have TWO--no, THREE--"handicaps":
1) Thanks to a PRE-accident surgery-MISHAP on my right forearm, I LACK the manual-dexterity/control to FULLY open THREE of my FIVE right-handed fingers. So, I can't "MARK" certain spaces as "bombs". (3/5 = 60 %)
HARUMPF!
2) I have SWVERE astigmatism in my LEFT eye.
(I developed this optic-lens curvature in BOTH eyes, but it's WAY worse in my LEFT eye.)
...
3) OH, YEAH!
I have a "Traumatic Brain-Injury" that SEVERELY limits/decreases my "memory-capacity/intake".
(... Further HARUMPF!)
Nonetheless, I'm singing:
"Ain't nobody gonna HOLD ME DOWN!"
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
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