…
A NATIONAL organization for automobile-repairs is COMMONLY referred to by ONLY its UNFORTUNATE initials.
"U.T.I." -- Universal Technical Institute
(… Anyone associated with the medical-field AT ALL could/would tell you that THAT ALSO stands for
"Urinary-Tract Disorder".)
(…
Person #1: "So, what's on your schedule today?"
Person #2: "I've gotta check out my 'U.T.I.' It seems like it's pretty SERIOUS."
Person #1: "EEEWWW! Good luck."
...
Saturday, May 24, 2014
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